In Other News – 03 July 2014 
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Darryn Bonthuys
July 3, 2014 at 4:00 pm

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Finally, finally I have a laptop again that can handle the strain of daily writing, video editing and surfing rather questionable websites. It’s been a tough two weeks, and even though it cost me an arm and a leg, it was worth it to get a new hard drive. I’ve got just over 900 gigabytes of space to fill up on the storage medium. Which should hold roughly a quarter of my special folder GIF contents.

In Other News: Transform your weekend, get some Blood Bowl on your tablet, Q-Bert lives once more, the original Mortal Kombat cast are looking good and buff Pikachu is frightening.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy knocking on the doors of Jehova’s Witnesses and asking them if they’d like to be Jenova’s Witnesses instead.

News

Q-Bert Rebooted announced
Blood Bowl is coming to tablets
Transformers Universe Beta opens this weekend
Rockstar details GTA Online Independence Day weekend events
Oculus just started shipping out the first batch of DK2s
Trials Fusion first DLC pack rides into the Rustlands on July 29
Amiibo is completely different to Disney Infinity and Skylanders says Nintendo
Age Of Empires Online now extinct following server shutdown

Stuff

Why your brain kept telling you to blow into NES catridges
The original Mortal Kombat cast is still kicking ass twenty years later
Buff Pikachu, emaciated Sonic – WWE X Smash Bros is terrifying
A history of videogame hardware: Nintendo GameCube

Videos

Killing Floor – End of the line trailer
Gods will be watching – Gameplay trailer
Xeno Galaxies – Kickstarter trailer

What’s on at The Movies

Top List Thursdays – Great book to film adaptations
Check out the trailer for Studio Ghibli’s next film When Marnie Was There
Biff! Pow! It’s the trailer to the remastered swinging 60’s adventures of Batman!
Guardians Of The Galaxy just might have the best soundtrack ever
You either leave with the gold or this trailer for Klondike
This intense new trailer for Foxcatcher wants to be the best in the world
The trailer to James Cameron’s Deepsea Challenge 3D has just splashed in

Model: Jade Harris

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now.So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.

  • Admiral Chief Fairburne

    Impressive

    • Mossel

      Indeed

      • Admiral Chief Fairburne

        Heh, BF3 co op vannaand?

        Skies, het gisteraand net na 8 uitgepass, blerrie email server het my opgedonner.

    • Hammersteyn

      And talented, seems she can play the piano with her feet O_o

      • Admiral Chief Fairburne

        While drinking and smoking.

        Scratch that, less impressive, since she smokes

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          Ja nee, being smoking is one thing, actually smoking is another.

          • Admiral Chief Fairburne

            Flippen sies man, jig

          • Hammersteyn

            Bwahahaha

          • Sith JJ

            From experience you know this? I know you don’t smoke.
            Well, this is awkward.

  • Lardus-Resident Perve

    Picture 4 is nice…and she does not mind the Beard…WINNER!

  • Hammersteyn

    Gods Will Be Watching if anything looks very intriguing

    • Admiral Chief Fairburne

      Is that like a sequel to the gods must be crazy?

      • Hammersteyn

        If it was then the gods have gone completely mental

        • Sith JJ

          Looong time ago.

    • Matewis Jubilai

      Its the most pleasant surprise of my week so far. I thought it got released ages ago and couldn’t remember enough of the game to google it. Thankfully gog made it available for preorder this week, and allowed me to wishlist it :D

  • Matewis Jubilai

    look what I found! :D
    I only had the four turtles, and a foot soldier. I desperately wanted Shredder, and of course Beavis & RockSteady :P

    • Hammersteyn

      You mean Beebop?

      • Admiral Chief Fairburne

        HAHAHA BEAVIS

        • Matewis Jubilai

          XD hey its been 20 years easy!

          • Hammersteyn

            I can remember most names, but not those teens that drove in the hover car from Dimension X

          • Matewis Jubilai

            Oh I remember that! Huisgenoot used to publish a tmnt comic weekly and I still have the cutouts somewhere in my parents house. I just have to find out what comic is was originally (i.e. pre-afrikaans translation) so that I can perhaps order it off amazon.

          • Admiral Chief Fairburne

            THOSE WERE THE BEST!!!

      • Matewis Jubilai

        Beavis/Elvis I think that is what confused me since Beebop had these sunglasses on that made him look like a rockstar :P

    • Admiral Chief Fairburne

      RIGHT in the childhood

    • Hammersteyn

      Amazing!

      • Matewis Jubilai

        By the way, now LG has at least two batsmen :D
        Pity that there aren’t more levels…

    • Norm

      EPIC!

  • Matewis Jubilai

    So AoE online has died? Can we pretty please now get a proper AoE sequel? Also, a proper Empire Earth sequel while we’re in that ball park.
    Still, at least there is 0ad and the Rise of Nations to look forward to.

  • https://twitter.com/SaveTheQueenIX Liquid Kaz (Umar)

    Wow…..totally speechless………
    …..
    …..
    Q-Bert is getting rebooted

    • Spaffy

      lol :P

    • Matewis Jubilai

      Wish I could see his reaction now in Wreck it Ralph

      • Hammersteyn

        Well what do you know? Ralph told him to hang in there and lo and behold, new game :)

        • Anon A Mouse

          Why can’t I ever remember anything from a movie I’ve seen? Me brainz is cheddar…

          • Hammersteyn

            I think I saw it last weekend.

  • HvR – Still dislikes Random.or

    To qoute Geoff-fucius: “JASSIS, THOSE LOOK LIKE SOME LEKKA HARD LIMES”

  • Sageville

    Ugh, no decent games coming out till September, meh