In Other News – 03 December 2013

Ashley Emma

Today, is a day that will live in insect-amy. For I was bee-sieged in a bee-litzkrieg of angry bees. They tried to bee-at me down, but fortunately, I had a can of doom and a bat to fight them off. Also, buzz off if you don’t like my mangling of the English language.

In Other News: Nvidia goes high definition and portable, meet a child of chaos, Square Enix is hard at work on trailers and this is what Batman would look like if he was broke.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy trying to stop Gavin from breaking the site. Again.

News

DICE CEO ponders using cloud power to create Battlefield clouds
Koch Media acquires mobile developer Fishlabs
Chaos Child is the next game in the Stein’s Gate series
Microsoft advises consumers against enabling dev mode on Xbox One
Nvidia Shield update introduces 1080P streaming
Gran Turismo Drive is Bathurst’s latest street
Square Enix is preparing two trailers for the Spike VGA’s
Frozen endzone trailer screens show hard-hitting sports action

Stuff

Rude cosplayers are pissing off park visitors in Japan
Prison or penthouse? The cruelty/kindness of pokeballs
If Batman were broke
With real world romance on the wane, Japanese women are turning to video games for love

Videos

Batman: Arkham Origins – Initiation DLC trailer
FIFA 14 – Pro Instincts trailer
Power Rangers Megaforce – Launch trailer

What’s on at The Movies

DC and WB are bringing more characters to the big screen with a smaller budget
JJ Abrams regrets Khan-cealing the Star Trek Into Darkness secret
Henry Cavill talks about going up against Ben Affleck’s dark Knight in Batman vs Superman
Mia Wasikowska wants to be left alone in this trailer for tracks
Three teasers for the Amazing Spider-Man 2 swing into town

Model: Ashley Emma

Author:Darryn Bonthuys

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.

Don't stop now.... you're having a good time


  • Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith

    Is it just me or does her face look photoshopped on?

    The body is berry naais tho

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      I was thinking that too, it’s got a whole different skin tone.

      • Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith

        Looks a bit like Darryn with make-up on…

        • Shift-Tab John (JJ)

          I haven’t seen him pout yet, so it’s difficult to tell.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            I’m trying to picture it but all I’m getting is a duck face with some pepper-eating webbing.

  • Lardus-Resident Perve

    The twins look Emmazing!! Wants to touch and moterboat!

  • Blackhawk

    Now that’s a beautiful ION for the start of e-tolling! Softens the blow somewhat…

    • Jonah Cash

      Nothing about those things are soft!!!!

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    Don’t women find it uncomfortable having their fake boobs squished up under their chin like that?

    • Shift-Tab John (JJ)

      Thank you! Someone had to say it.

    • Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith

      Why you think her chin’s that shape? :P

    • RyseandRepeat

      No, after a few minutes the lack of blood to most of her head blocks off the nerves.

      • Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith

        That explains the difference of skin color between her body and face… or it’s just really bad make-up

  • Jonah Cash

    I am not a fan of these over blown balloons!! I like them natural…… Just me? Oh ok then I will move along swiftly!!

    • Anon A Mouse

      Not the only one bru. I also don’t like inflatables.

    • Lardus-Resident Perve

      I don’t mind either way, as long as they are not too big and not too small. Also they need to fit her frame.

  • Anon A Mouse

    Is she Ashley or Emma? Or is she trying to ensure threesomes are easier to achieve with having two names.

  • RyseandRepeat

    Proof he broke it!

    • MosselWasAlone

      I also saw this! I was so confused.

  • Admiral Chief of Souls

    Becoz whyyyy?

    BECOZ LENS FLARE!!!

  • Sageville

    I miss that “Home” button on the site’s navigation bar….. maybe cause the Xbox button is in front of the more deserving Playstation Button, which is obviously a complete travesty….

    …..also….. full-stops are awesome……

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