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In Other News – 02 September 2015

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I realized that Matty and I will be seeing each other at the end of the week and have already placed my order for him to bring me a mountain of pastries. Now, it’s all I can think about. That, and the eternal debate – how many pastries is enough without being excessive? 12? 18? 24? In my current mood, my answer is somewhere over 9000.

In Other News: Pokemon threats are dangerous, Early Access is really popular and voting is open for the Joystick Awards.

Here’s the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy patenting a very special kind of power bank.

News

Half of Steam’s million-sellers in 2015 are on Early Access
What if Fallout 4 were an oldschool isometric RPG?
Men who threatened violence at Pokemon Championships detained for at least 4 months ahead of trial
Deus Ex: Human Revolution being considered for Xbox One backwards compatibility

Stuff

When Metal Gear Solid 5 supply drops go wrong
Vote for your favourite games in this year’s Golden Joystick Awards
Bleszinski: “People get jaded in this business”
The UK Advertising Standards Agency isn’t happy with Moshi Monsters or Bin Weevils

Vidja

Little Big Planet 3 presents Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain Costume Pack

League of Legends Patch Rundown 5.17 – Almost worlds ft. ZionSpartan

DOOM 4 – Game Engine Trailer

The Movies

Last Updated: September 2, 2015

24 Comments

  1. Captain JJ Fantasticus

    September 2, 2015 at 16:07

    Is the power bank powered by Darryn’s cold stares or by the Cabbage’s hair?

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    • Pariah

      September 2, 2015 at 16:09

      Don’t think it matters. Either of those are an infinite source.

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      • Captain JJ Fantasticus

        September 2, 2015 at 16:12

        XD The one is static electricity and the other is nuclear.
        We could always power it with Admiral’s grammar if we somehow need more.

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        • Pariah

          September 2, 2015 at 16:16

          *grammre

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          • Captain JJ Fantasticus

            September 2, 2015 at 16:17

            that’s wrogn ;P

          • Lord Chaos

            September 2, 2015 at 16:17

            *thats 😛

          • Captain JJ Fantasticus

            September 2, 2015 at 16:19

            I can already feel the power we’re going to generatte with the commints.

          • Pariah

            September 2, 2015 at 16:20

            We cood solve the eskom power crysis

          • Captain JJ Fantasticus

            September 2, 2015 at 16:20

            Four sure

          • Lord Chaos

            September 2, 2015 at 16:21

            Until they steal the whisk… umm… I mean copper wiring…

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      September 2, 2015 at 16:13

      Spoiler: It’s a battery recycling centre.

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      • Captain JJ Fantasticus

        September 2, 2015 at 16:13

        So it’s a Prius?

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          September 2, 2015 at 16:14

          Oh wait, I’ve got a better one. It’s a cloud power bank – they trap steam inside a box.

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          • Captain JJ Fantasticus

            September 2, 2015 at 16:15

            😀
            I think that’s better.
            If it were an Xbone it would have to drag the power brick along with it everywhere, like a Prius with a trailer for its batteries 😉

          • Lord Chaos

            September 2, 2015 at 16:16

            It rubs the lotion on the skin?

    • HvR

      September 2, 2015 at 16:59

      One Mankini, 3 wankbands and cloud power.

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  2. VampyreSquirrel

    September 2, 2015 at 16:22

    Matt! Bring me Pastel De Nata as well!!! I’ll pick them up from Zoe… if she doesn’t eat them…

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    • hairyknees

      September 2, 2015 at 16:26

      Hahahaha you’ll have to wrestle them out of Zoe’s grasp! She loves them 😛 SHE WON’T LET THEM GO EASILY!

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      • VampyreSquirrel

        September 2, 2015 at 16:29

        Well if you’re going to her place, then I’ll meet you at the Ninos across the road 😛

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  3. hairyknees

    September 2, 2015 at 16:26

    Hey Zoe, what kind of power bank are you working on? lolol!

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    • VampyreSquirrel

      September 2, 2015 at 16:43

      I wonder if it’s powered by custard and makes a perfect Pastel de Nata every 2 minutes?

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  4. VampyreSquirrel

    September 2, 2015 at 16:42

    Zoe, you can never have too many/enough when it comes to Pastel de Nata… EVER!

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  5. Brady miaau

    September 2, 2015 at 17:07

    “Deus Ex: Human Revolution being considered for Xbox One backwards compatibility”

    Stop considering.

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    • HvR

      September 2, 2015 at 17:15

      They are probably considering “Backwards compatibility for free” VS “Full price remaster”

      Reply

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