We interrupt your regularly scheduled rambling column to bring you the five winners for the Modern Warfare 3 map pack codes. They are:
- Old Fart Head
- David King
Well done guys, we’ll email you shortly to send you your map pack codes!
Scheduled links will now commence in 4,3,2,1…And that’s how I got a restraining order against me from our ION header and Avengers star Scarlett Johansson. It truly is a fascinating story of love, lies, betrayal and ham demons, isn’t it?
In Other News: Blizzard takes an April Fools dig at Bioware, Baldur’s Gate goes widescreen and reasons why it would suck to live in an RPG world.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post, because I was too jetlagged after performing at Wrestlemania 28 yesterday.
Is Bioware prepping an amazing Mass Effect 3 announcement for PAX?
I am alive gets a PSN demo
Dust 514 studio explains PSN exclusivity
Blizzard mocks Bioware with April Fools announcement
Baldurs Gate Enhanced Edition will support widescreen on all eligible platforms
Teenage girl beaten to death for not practicing a video game
Black Mesa project is back on the grid
Across the Networks
Hot Toys hits a bullseye with this Hawkeye action figure
Is this blob of jelly the perfect input method for mobile phone gaming?
The Carbon Fiber Axe is a stylish way to survive the Zombie Apocalypse
This bicycle was built for the gorram Batman
The Turtle robotics of 1992 were pure nightmare fuel
Looking for a Hunger Games primer? Try a Battle Royale with cheese!
Clint Eastwoods remake of a Star is Born is actually about Kurt Cobain
Amanda Peet tries to steal some identities
Chris Columbus is headed for the Home Front
Ted Red Ban Trailer – This is not the teddy bear to get for your kids this Christmas
Monday Box Office Report – The Hunger Games is still on top, avoids the Wrath of the titans
Its not an April Fools joke, Ashton Kutcher will indeed portray Steve Jobs in an upcoming biopic
Total Recall – The full trailer
Model: Scarlett Johansson
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Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.