In Other News – 01 July 2013 
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Darryn Bonthuys
July 1, 2013 at 4:00 pm

Tori Black

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back…to Monday! The first day of a new week is over, and what a special day it is. Because today is the birthday of the greatest beer-drinking support of Liverpool FC that I know, my dad! Also, Gavin’s birthday as well. Yaaaaay.

In Other News: Darkspore is now DRMspore, the Dark Sorceror is all about comedy, Metal Gear gets a new cast, SimCity has airships and Hellboy 3 might still live.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post, because we were too busy putting trick candles on Gavin’s cake. Which were attached to deadly, deadly cobras.

News

Xbox Music web service now available, 30 day trials start now
UK Charts – The Last of Us claims third number one
The Dark sorceror was developed to tackle real time comedy, says David Cage
Metal Gear Solid 5 art director talks new characters
Server bugs make Darkspore unplayable
Guncraft, Cognition among eight games greenlit on Steam
Hyper Dimension Neptunia to be reborn on PS Vita this fall
Airships arrive in SimCity

Stuff

Mario plant or nightmare fuel?
D4, the Xbox One’s most enigmatic exclusive
What if the original Super Mario Bros was remade in HD?
How gamers saved the industry and games as a medium

Videos

Painkiller: Hell and Damnation – PS3 trailer
The Serious Sam Collection – Debut trailer
The Walking Dead – 400 days playing dead

What’s on at The Movies

Help Kickstart a Back To The Future documentary 88 MPH, in Back In Time
Get a load of five new character posters from Ender’s Game
This isn’t a dream, as Jacob’s Ladder is getting a remake
Monday Box Office Report – The Heat is on
Could red mean go for Hellboy 3 at Legendary Pictures?
Shane Black talks Doc Savage
This new trailer for Prisoners just ain’t right

Model: Tori “I’m not joking NSFW” Black

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.

  • Trevor Davies

    Where did she get the Witchblade?

    • Ultimo_Cleric N7

      And why is there a Star-U pokemon on her stomach? Talk about a bad STD…..

      • Umar Kiiroi Senk?

        Nice spot there, secret pokemon master

        • Ultimo_Cleric N7

          Gotta catch em all….

          • Umar Kiiroi Senk?

            You teach me I teach you……

    • Airborne

      Damn these trick pics… I could never see witchblades, pokemons or backgrounds!!!

  • Lardus

    AAaah, Tori. Such a lovely young lady :)

  • Yolanda Green

    lol Darryn you bastard!

  • RinceWind

    Gavin is your DAD? 0-O Not sure who to feel sorry for, trololo!

    • FoxOneZA – X-Therminator

      And so are the Days of Our LAZYGAMER Lives

      • RinceWind

        Bwahahaha! Nice :) Now we need to find out that Geoff is actually Darryn’s brother, Zoe is his sister, and Yolanda is his mother. Sorry Yoland, you pulled the shortest straw…

    • Scruff304

  • Hammersteyn

    Is it me or does the ladies get announced like pro boxers these days?
    Introducing from America, Tori “sweet as sugar,twice as nice for half the price, NSFW” Black!

    • John Ambitious

      Aaaand in the other corner!!

  • Umar Kiiroi Senk?

    How gamers saved the industry

    yes

  • Umar Kiiroi Senk?

    Wow … that header …… MY WORD!!!!!what an extremely lovely lamp shade, really compliments the bedding

    • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

      Yeah man, spot on. Bravo for that interior decorator

  • John Ambitious

    Darkspore was such a bad game

  • ALKi1234

    hmmmm that tattoo looks familiar.