Today is a special ION. Because day we’re celebrating the birthday of Mr Erwin Kempff today. I’ve got no idea how old he is on this particular day, but I’m going to take a wild guess here and say 63. So happy birthday from all of us bud! Hip hip hooray and several more pieps!
In Other News: How Splinter Cell has changed, get some Dragonborn on your iPod, a DLC chest-burster spotted, Dead Space 3 has some extras to charge you for, Tiger Woods returns, pirates in space and raise a pint with Simon Pegg.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy trying to find clowns for Erwin’s Birthday party.
The Vikings are coming, hide your wife and kids
Elder Scrolls, Fallout and other Bethesda tracks now on iTunes
Gameloft gears up for gaming on Blackberry 10
Aliens: Colonial Marines DLC season pass spotted
Temple Run 2 passes 50 million downloads in 13 days
Walking Dead season one now 50% off on Steam today
Insomniac frustrated over Ratchet and Clank Q-Force Vita silence
Metal Gear Rising has easy assist mode, semi-auto parry function in final mode
Thirsty Call of Duty fans have made their own range of Perk-a-Cola
What’s next for the 3DS eShop
Splinter Cell has changed, just look at the box art
Strategy guides – From flamebait to collector’s items
Across the Network:
Conspiracy Theory – Alan Smithee, the worst director in Hollywood
Early pics from The Raid 2 bring the pain and story details
Welcome to earth in this trailer for Superman Unbound
Tom Hardy and Noomi Rapace are both eyeballing Espinosas Child 44
Movies out today – US Presidents, Russian nobles and surfing icons
Move over Captain Jack, here comes Space Pirate Captain Harlock in this new CGI trailer
Raise a pint to these new images for The World’s End
Models: R2D2 and C3PO
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