Holy crap, September is just around the corner. You know what this means right? Pay close attention to your nearest shopping mall. It may look bare now, but in a week or two, the Christmas stuff is going to go up. I swear it happens earlier each year!
Best Stories
Holy cow we’re going on an adventure…and you can win a PS4 Scuf Infinity
Overwatch’s Eichenwalde is now playable on the PTR
PlayStation Now, DualShock 4 wireless dongle coming to PC this week
The first ever PlayStation Humble Bundle is packed with Capcom goodness
Alienation gets new loot, weekly challenges and more!
Win a R1000 Raru voucher with Cadbury Dairy Milk Bubbly’s Friends in a Fish Tank!
Worst Stories
PlayStation Plus gets a sneaky North American price hike
Cancelled P.T spiritual successor Allison Road has been resurrected (great…)
Bethesda parent company ZeniMax claims the Rift was built using stolen tech
People are rapidly losing interest in Pokémon GO
Supporting in Season 2 of Overwatch is going to suck
Random Stories
Rumour – ARK: Survival Evolved is getting an expansion called Scorched Earth
The Japanese Prime Minister went full Mario at the Rio Olympics closing ceremony
Lazygamer’s top buys from bidorbuy – Stamps, Schwarmas and Soundbars
The reveal of Overwatch’s mystery character Sombra seems imminent
The Tyrant That Rules The Rift: How Riot Games is stifling competitive League of Legends
Batman cosplayer earns a Guinness World Record for most functional costume ever
Reviews this Week
Apple TV review – a South African perspective
Metroid Prime: Federation Force review
Inside Review – Not another brick in the wall
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided Review Round Up
Is Darryn Batman Forever?
Of course.
Owlman of the Week
Gah, Darryn is Owlman too. Gavin, we need a new formula dammit!
Header of the Week
Steve Rogers is no longer the Captain America of the MCU? Normally, I’d be sad, but I’m too busy laughing at Darryn’s perfect header image for that article. I’m the captain now!
Most Comments
What, an ION article got the most comments this week? That’s… unusual. Zoe’s Wednesday edition pulled in a very impressive 81 comments!
Comment of the Week
While writing about the ARK: Scorched Earth rumour, all I could think about was that old DOS game I played in my youth. Alien Emperor Trevor made me proud…
Sweet, can’t wait to drop a MIRV or Death’s Head on someone else’s dinosaur.
Oh you!
Bonus Premium Content
Enjoying Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared? You sick child! Here’s episode 3…
“Here’s something a bit different.” – Darryn.
“But if you need something mental…” – Darryn again.
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Last Updated: August 26, 2016
Pariah
August 26, 2016 at 12:34
I actually thought yesterday’s ION was headed for most comment territory. Funny that it was the day before. XD
The D
August 26, 2016 at 12:35
RERORERORERORERORERORERO
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
August 26, 2016 at 12:46
XD
Pariah
August 26, 2016 at 12:38
HairyEwok
August 26, 2016 at 12:40
Not sure if rero or lelo…
TL Note: Rero means rero XD
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
August 26, 2016 at 12:43
Congrats @Darryn_Bonthuys:disqus and @disqus_DoEH3TsffU:disqus
https://media.giphy.com/media/10WdB8wR8WxfZC/giphy.gif
Pariah
August 26, 2016 at 12:45
Where did you fi… Wait don’t say. Let’s leave it at “that’s fucking hilarious!!!!”.
XD
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
August 26, 2016 at 12:47
The gif works on two levels, one is Darryn the other an alien
*Runs
HairyEwok
August 26, 2016 at 12:52
Must have made the alien weak to its knees with his kryptonite spear
RinceThis
August 26, 2016 at 12:56
Still a better love story then Twilight…
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 26, 2016 at 13:03
And that’s how the fortress of solitude became known as the bang-bang room
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
August 26, 2016 at 13:04
XD
RinceThis
August 26, 2016 at 12:44
Header win!
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
August 26, 2016 at 12:45
Medium rare please, I like my pussycat juicy
HairyEwok
August 26, 2016 at 12:52
Chris is that you?
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
August 26, 2016 at 12:59
LOOOOOOOOOOL!
RinceThis
August 26, 2016 at 12:52
Umm 0_O
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
August 26, 2016 at 12:45
Pixies! Never gets old!
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 26, 2016 at 13:02
http://i.imgur.com/bbvJQhm.gif
At least, that’s how I imagine it working.