This morning, I ate yogurt, muesli, and plums. I threw in some Nutella too, because chocolate. What? It tasted great ok, and that’s all that matters!
Best Stories
THE OVERWATCH BETA IS COMING BACK NEXT WEEK! SORRY FOR THE CAPS BUT I AM REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY EXCITED OK!
OMG DOOM HAS A RELEASE DATE TOO? MORE EXCITEMENT!
WHY AM I STILL YELLING? EASY, BECAUSE ROLLCAGE HAS A SPIRITUAL SUCCESSOR CALLED GRIP AND IT LOOKS RAD!
Worst Stories
Phew, ok I’m done shouting. OR AM I? I do feel the urge still, simply because I know some of you probably received a red screen this week, declaring our site unsafe to visit. We are truly sorry for that, and appreciate you sticking around. HACKERS SUCK. Ok I’m done with the caps, promise.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ANT SIMULATOR HAS BEEN CANCELLED? What could’ve possibly caused that? Booze and strippers? Well, ok then…
Lastly, Taylor Swift is getting her own mobile game. In unrelated news, I’ll be taking a month of leave whenever the hell it gets released. [Ed’s note: A month to play it]
Random Stories
I love cats, I really do, but even I find the idea of a cat dating simulator absolutely absurd. Who would play that? Anyways, I’m going to get back to my game of Hatoful Boyfriend.
Want to feel really old? The Sims is now 16 years old. Yeah just let that sink in, and while you’re at it, reminisce a little and tell us all about your memories with the franchise.
Darryn of the Week
Yes, I have renamed the Batman award. This week’s Darryn of the week is, surprise, Darryn. DAMN YOU AND YOUR NEVER ENDING STREAK!
Header Image of the Week
I normally discount headers from articles that go up today, but I’m making an exception. This header by Darryn on his Uncharted 4 PlayStation bundle piece is just too damn amazing!
Most Comments
There were a whopping 226 comments on the XCOM 2 review round up. Sheesh, it’s like you’re all excited for the game or something!
Comment of the Week
I’m sorry, but seeing as Darryn is winning everything this week, he might as well win this too.
We all giggled. WE DON’T KNOW WHY, BUT IT WAS EFFING FUNNY OK.
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Last Updated: February 5, 2016
Gavin Mannion
February 5, 2016 at 12:38
I hate the Dawson sad face meme but shit that Photoshop is excellent
RinceThis
February 5, 2016 at 13:21
yup
HvR
February 5, 2016 at 12:43
WORST GOOD,BAD,UGLY EVER!!!!!
No mention of Xcom2 being released in the best stories and stupid Darryn comment for comment of the week.
Sometimes you guys deserve your penis pill ads.
HvR
February 5, 2016 at 12:45
Real comment of the week:
Commander Admiral Chief:
Geoff is the boss of Lagz.
But he is my little bitch.
My sexy, manly little bitch.
RinceThis
February 5, 2016 at 13:21
Real comment of the week ‘Why are you now with the peasants?’
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 13:30
I disagree. The full comment of admiral, including the moderated part, is the comment of the week.
Commander Admiral Chief
February 5, 2016 at 13:44
*Admiral
(goes to look for a certain pictawr of JJ since I’m no longer accountable for my actions)
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 13:45
Noooooooooooo
Commander Admiral Chief
February 5, 2016 at 13:46
Emopster going live in 10 seconds
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 13:48
>:(
NOOO.
That picture is more powerful than anything I’ve ever posted against you or will in the future. COMBINED
Commander Admiral Chief
February 5, 2016 at 13:49
(Refresh)
NOTHING TO LOOOOOOSE
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 13:49
WHAT!?
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 13:50
You’re going to have people start believing this is me soon
Commander Admiral Chief
February 5, 2016 at 13:51
Who are you talking to?
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 13:52
George Lucas!
Commander Admiral Chief
February 5, 2016 at 13:52
Is he an emopster too?
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 13:53
Haha. Funny enough. When you asked me that I looked up, through the window, and saw a guy looking just like George Lucas enter the building here. That’s why I said it 😀
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 5, 2016 at 13:53
I don’t. It’s clearly a fake. He’s messing with his eyelashes, and you’re Eyebrow Man.
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 13:54
Exactly!
Wait..
Commander Admiral Chief
February 5, 2016 at 13:55
xD
Commander Admiral Chief
February 5, 2016 at 13:56
https://steynian.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/sven-olaf-kamphuis-008.jpg
Ottokie
February 5, 2016 at 13:57
…wow
Commander Admiral Chief
February 5, 2016 at 13:57
That is JJ…..
Ottokie
February 5, 2016 at 13:57
Okie dokie
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 13:59
I know I know. I look terrible without a beard.
Ottokie
February 5, 2016 at 14:00
Your beard is in the wrong place
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 14:00
LOL
RinceThis
February 5, 2016 at 13:54
It’s okay. As a MOD I can remove it BWAHAHAHA!
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 13:55
So I can laugh with you without feeling nervous about him posting it?
😀
RinceThis
February 5, 2016 at 13:55
Go for it!
Commander Admiral Chief
February 5, 2016 at 13:57
Trust me, if you see the pic, you will burst out laughing for ever, permalink
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 13:57
Sadly I can confirm this.
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 13:57
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/20140928/5115222/this-is-the-part-where-we-throw-our-heads-back-and-laugh-o.gif
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 5, 2016 at 12:49
That’s a bit harsh. Are you going through menopause? I saw an ad for that. 😀
Commander Admiral Chief
February 5, 2016 at 13:43
^This
I pop out for a well deserved Birthday Burger with my brother, and our SAP server fucks out, Geoff is a meanie, and I’m stuck at the office instead of being at home
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 13:45
You have a brother?
Commander Admiral Chief
February 5, 2016 at 13:46
I do yes. Why does this surprise you?
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 13:47
Yea. I just didn’t know, so now it seems so unexpected.
Like when you’ve been working with someone for three years only over the phone and you finally meet them and you’re like: Wait, what?
Commander Admiral Chief
February 5, 2016 at 13:48
Hence why I think it is best we have not met yet.
I’d hate to come to the realization that I cannot be affiliated with an emopster
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 13:49
But…but…I’m always nice to people.
hairyknees
February 5, 2016 at 13:55
XD I know exactly how to piss people off
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 5, 2016 at 13:56
You work with Geoff, Darryn & Gavin. How hard was it to learn? ;P
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 13:58
The word you’re looking for is *indoctrinate
RinceThis
February 5, 2016 at 13:59
So true
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 5, 2016 at 12:47
Who can end The D’s streak!?
Raptor Rants
February 5, 2016 at 12:51
http://www.rsc.org/learn-chemistry/resources/chemistry-in-your-cupboard/images/vanish/figure_18.jpg
The D
February 5, 2016 at 13:27
I wish I was that tall.
Jan Prins
February 5, 2016 at 14:06
Wow. He puts the Under in Undertaker.
DragonSpirit009
February 5, 2016 at 13:07
Figured I share some of my good today with you guys… The ugly and the bad will only be happening on Monday!
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 13:32
Awesome! Love it.
Commander Admiral Chief
February 5, 2016 at 13:42
The upvotes! You must have em
Jan Prins
February 5, 2016 at 13:56
Ooooooohhh… Look at the pretty!!!
Ottokie
February 5, 2016 at 13:56
Looks awesome, good job 😀
DragonSpirit009
February 5, 2016 at 14:01
Thanks guys! One thing for sure is I’m never working with pastel again!!
Jan Prins
February 5, 2016 at 14:05
Come on! The software is not THAT bad!
Ottokie
February 5, 2016 at 14:05
http://www.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/1081oh-you.jpg
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 14:06
Yes.
Compared to Zuma.
Jan Prins
February 5, 2016 at 14:07
The what now?
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 5, 2016 at 14:08
That escalated quickly!
DragonSpirit009
February 5, 2016 at 14:21
Very quickly indeed!
Commander Admiral Chief
February 5, 2016 at 14:11
xD
DragonSpirit009
February 5, 2016 at 14:21
Please do come and do the blending for me XD
Ottokie
February 5, 2016 at 14:09
This has such a Mushishi vibe to it, I love it xD
(Mushishi is an awesome anime BTW 😛 )
Commander Admiral Chief
February 5, 2016 at 14:16
Wait, what is the ugly and the bad?
Rince and Trevor?
DragonSpirit009
February 5, 2016 at 14:20
The bad is hearing whats the works final decision for our department and the ugly is most likely me crying myself to sleep.
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 14:21
Finding other work in the Westernous Republic out of the question?
I know work is scarce, but have you tried?
DragonSpirit009
February 5, 2016 at 14:22
Been trying since last year.
No luck really.
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 14:24
Damn.
I hope the odds end in your favour, I really do.
DragonSpirit009
February 5, 2016 at 14:26
Thanks! But I will still be looking for something. They might pull this stunt next year as well.
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 14:28
Yea, keep looking.
If only we could all do what we really love.
DragonSpirit009
February 5, 2016 at 14:31
Yeah that would be so awesome!
Then I could finally be an animator, voice actor, drink beer and adapt pets!
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 14:38
I would be a game and movie score writer and possibly also an animator. 😀
That said. I bought Spriter on Steam a while back for R147. Awesome animation program that. Been using it a lot for a few projects.
Mistake Not...
February 5, 2016 at 14:39
Game & movie score writer? I like you.
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 14:41
I would love it so much to do that
Mistake Not...
February 5, 2016 at 14:42
I wouldn’t mind being at Hans Zimmer or John Williams’ level.
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 14:44
Hans Zimmer ^^^
Austin Wintory is really good too as a younger composer.
And Darryn Korb – because Transistor.
Mistake Not...
February 5, 2016 at 14:46
Ooh, Transistor all day. Can’t wait for Batman v Superman’s score.
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 14:47
Yea man. Totally.
Ottokie
February 5, 2016 at 14:41
Professional snowboarder… awww yiss
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 5, 2016 at 14:23
Eish man – here’s hoping for good news.
DragonSpirit009
February 5, 2016 at 14:24
Thanks! If its good news! I’ll be celebrating with a couple of beers!
Ottokie
February 5, 2016 at 14:27
Damn, hopefully it does not come down to the bad, and is instead good news
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 5, 2016 at 14:22
That’s one of the nicest things you’ve ever said to us!
RinceThis
February 5, 2016 at 14:23
Guy has a heart after all!
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 14:25
LOL
Commander Admiral Chief
February 5, 2016 at 15:24
(refresh)
Commander Admiral Chief
February 5, 2016 at 15:24
Really?
(refresh for pic)
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 13:35
I’ve realised the past two weeks that you can’t have too much Batman in your life.
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 5, 2016 at 13:36
And you wonder why I never tell you that you’re right.
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 13:37
Trevor….do you…..hate Batman?
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 5, 2016 at 13:41
No, I just have Batburnout, Batfatigue & Batboredom from too much Batman. It’d be Batnice if he could take a Batbreak with a BatKit-Kat and go on a Batvacation.
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 13:41
Baby Batsus is not impressed.
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 5, 2016 at 13:42
He can go Batcry to his Batmommy. Oh wait!
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 13:43
You went there
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 5, 2016 at 13:44
😀
You set it up, I knocked it down.
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 13:44
That’s what she said?
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 5, 2016 at 13:45
I don’t know, I wasn’t listening.
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 13:45
Yoh.
XD
RinceThis
February 5, 2016 at 14:00
Batnuf!
Jan Prins
February 5, 2016 at 14:11
Batman sucks!
Commander Admiral Chief
February 5, 2016 at 14:11
I thought Robin did the sucking…
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 14:15
You bad people!
Nightwing came from being a Robin first, so I’m okay with Robin.
Commander Admiral Chief
February 5, 2016 at 14:16
Nightwing came eh?
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 14:18
Yes. And he is Dick Grayson. How about that!?
Commander Admiral Chief
February 5, 2016 at 14:19
Janee, so much lolz
Jan Prins
February 5, 2016 at 14:27
Yes! To a pic of Alfred in his undies!
Jan Prins
February 5, 2016 at 14:23
Come on! The guy is named after a pretty bird! Even Black Canary sounds more bad-ass than Robin!
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 14:25
Haha.
That I will not disagree with. But Nightwing is awesomeness.
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 5, 2016 at 14:18
Yoh.
Commander Admiral Chief
February 5, 2016 at 14:19
…see below
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 14:14
You’re a terrible man!
But I understand and respect you opinion.
Also, I will not tell Batman if you are ever kidnapped by the Joker.
Jan Prins
February 5, 2016 at 14:22
In Skeletor I trust.
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 14:23
Damn.
I love He-Man characters. Good and evil.
Kaihaku
February 5, 2016 at 13:57
This week Warner Brothers decided that you don’t need Batman in your life if you’re a Linux or Mac user.
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 5, 2016 at 13:59
To be fair, they’re already suffering enough. 😉
Kaihaku
February 5, 2016 at 14:00
Warner Brothers or Mac users?
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 5, 2016 at 14:03
Well I meant the Mac & Linux users, but now that I think about it – imagine being the person porting Batman to PC being told to stop worrying about that… he can port it to Linux instead. Ouch.
Captain JJ 'saurus
February 5, 2016 at 13:59
But Mac users only need themselves, don’t they? ;P
Ottokie
February 5, 2016 at 14:01
Yup, the rest are playing multiplayer games
Dresden
February 5, 2016 at 14:29
http://www.funlyest.com/files/articles/460/1370146938.gif.pagespeed.ce.EoDTqcJ8Zk.gif