With Geoff gone all week, I fully expected Darryn, mad with power, to burn down Lazygamer HQ. Oh he tried, believe you me, but Zoe cracked her whip, and he fled to the basement to carry on working instead. I don’t think he’ll be trying any of those fiery shenanigans again anytime soon, and… what’s that smell? Darryn? DARRYN!
Best Stories
As you know, Geoff abandoned us to go visit Computex. He told us about the show’s focus on VR and small form factors, VR exercise, how eye tracking actually works, how much he wants the MSI GS32 Shadow, and how a free-fall flight simulator works. Sounds like he had an epic time, except his flight home was delayed. Poor Geoff, come home soon!
In happier news, we are giving away a DOOM collector’s edition. Be sure to enter, and then you can listen to this cool Easter egg first-hand!
Worst Stories
In what’s probably the worst news (which resulted in death threats from angry gamers), No Man’s Sky has been officially delayed until August. In slightly less worse news (that garnered no death threats as far as I know), the Nintendo NX has been delayed too. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to write a very angry letter to both companies because my life is literally ruined (not really)!
Random Stories
Ever wondered why Bastion keeps getting play of the game? Read this article, which gives some insight into how the Overwatch mechanic works. Speaking of plays of the game, here’s a top 10 list of them compiled by Darryn. It’s totes legit!
In other random news, the Japanese hack-and-slash Onechanbara Z2: Chaos has come to Steam. Praise Gaben – if you’re into that sort of thing I guess.
Is Darryn Batman Forever?
Yes.
Owlman of the Week
Listen, we’re tired of seeing Darryn win Batman every single week, so we’ve come up with another metric to give the rest of us a chance. Last week, Tracy won the Owlman award, and this week, it’s… Darryn? OH COME ON!
Header of the Week
In other newsssssssssssssssss. Ha, I’m so funny! Seriously though, this snake in a hat picture is amazing, and I love it.
Most Comments
You were all pretty quiet this week actually. The article with the most comments was the one I wrote about the PlayStation Store PS+ sale, which garnered a measly 68 comments. Dammit people, we can talk more than that surely? Stop working so hard!
Comment of the Week
Sorry friends, I know this doesn’t come from our comments section, but it’s just too good not to share. AvoMan, you’re a legend!
check this wanabe pozer looser who does he think he is?? pic.twitter.com/fMe4S5I0jA
— Grant Hinds (@GrantHinds) June 1, 2016
@Darrangedd @GrantHinds pic.twitter.com/tRlNsmqCL2
— AvoMan (@Unavengedavo) June 1, 2016
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Some Batman Vs Owlman, to give you some context for our new award…
And some usual WTF from Darryn…
Last Updated: June 3, 2016
Ottokie
June 3, 2016 at 12:32
We have been robbed!!!
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
June 3, 2016 at 12:50
I found a funny comment on Youtube on a movie trailer, think we can nominate it?
Admiral Chief Protector
June 3, 2016 at 12:51
Do it
Ottokie
June 3, 2016 at 12:51
AYE!
HvR
June 3, 2016 at 12:51
Or anything Zuma says in his latest speech?
Admiral Chief Protector
June 3, 2016 at 12:38
Meanwhile….over at Discord……………..9k comments
Pariah
June 3, 2016 at 12:39
Oops.
Ottokie
June 3, 2016 at 12:39
8k of those in the nsfw channel…
Admiral Chief Protector
June 3, 2016 at 12:48
Lies, moar like 7.5k
HvR
June 3, 2016 at 12:49
Definitely teh other 500 is Dutch hip hp videos
Pariah
June 3, 2016 at 12:50
I suppose 500 is the same.
Pariah
June 3, 2016 at 12:50
The other 0.5k NSFW in other channels.
Sageville
June 3, 2016 at 12:40
Admittedly by the same 4 people….
HvR
June 3, 2016 at 12:42
NO!!!
more like 8
But it is like a think tank of sorts inventing things like GravBrony
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
June 3, 2016 at 12:56
Just like high school
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
June 3, 2016 at 12:42
Darryn is Batman!
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Original Heretic
June 3, 2016 at 12:53
I’m still confused on the criteria for this Batman/Owlman thing…
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
June 3, 2016 at 12:56
They use science, math and blows to the head until one has concussion to calculate who got the most hits
Pariah
June 3, 2016 at 13:02
Sounds legit
Original Heretic
June 3, 2016 at 13:03
Ah, now it’s clearer. Still murky like an udderfudder, but clearer.
The D
June 3, 2016 at 13:34
Batman of the week is basically who brings in the most traffic.
Owlman of the week is based on articles+ engagement. So these slackers have a chance to be something for once.
Original Heretic
June 3, 2016 at 13:39
NOW it makes more sense. I guess that’s why you’re Batman, D. *whisper* Go, be the night, give ’em hell….
The D
June 3, 2016 at 13:49
I AM THE NIGHT
Dean
June 3, 2016 at 13:28
The pinnacle of culture in visual media form, you should be glad Darryn has enlightened you to Korgoth of Barbaria.
Tracy Benson
June 3, 2016 at 13:45
Damnit Darryn!
The D
June 3, 2016 at 13:49
😀
VampyreSquirrel
June 3, 2016 at 14:05
So Darryn is BatOwlMan?
New criteria for Owlman… is it Darryn? Yes? Go to #2.
Anon A Mouse
June 3, 2016 at 14:25
Bowelman? Matty did say he smelt something.
VampyreSquirrel
June 3, 2016 at 14:27
lol!
Well played
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