Holy hell I’m glad it’s weekend. I’ve actually been pretty productive over the past few days, so I’m looking forward to a nice long stretch of doing absolutely nothing! What about you? What are your plans for this weekend? Something springy I’d imagine? Or the usual, indoors and playing ALL of the games?
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Is Darryn Batman Forever?
Darryn took a day off this week, and he’s STILL Batman! It’s like he’s not even trying anymore.
Owlman of the Week
Owlman this week is… Craig Risi? WHAT! He wrote like, two articles or something. Damn this broken formula!
Headers of the Week
I couldn’t decide which header was better; the tried and tested Dawson cry face for no Mass Effect Trilogy remaster, or Darryn’s Metal Gear Solid V photoshop which promises a zefinitive experience. You be the judge!
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If you ever want to get people talking, just mention Mass Effect. Geoff’s piece (which has since been updated) on EA killing hope for a trilogy remaster got a whopping 124 comments!
Comments of the Week
Oh Trev, you master baiter, you. On the WWE 2K17 roster reveal.
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Let’s continue with the Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared saga, shall we? DON’T TOUCH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
And now, for some of the best acting I’ve ever seen. Watch this…
And this…
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Last Updated: September 2, 2016
Admiral Chief
September 2, 2016 at 12:34
Matty has a really unhealthy obsession with Trevor…
Admiral Chief
September 2, 2016 at 12:34
Good trolling though, haha
Ottokie
September 2, 2016 at 12:35
CoTW is rigged!
xD
VampyreSquirrel
September 2, 2016 at 12:45
https://66.media.tumblr.com/6fced82941575e2e43a406fcb3152338/tumblr_mpecmcUSfW1qglee5o1_500.gif
Ottokie
September 2, 2016 at 12:46
Deja vu
Pariah ???
September 2, 2016 at 12:47
You can say that again…
Ottokie
September 2, 2016 at 12:48
Deja v…wait a minute
VampyreSquirrel
September 2, 2016 at 12:48
https://66.media.tumblr.com/6fced82941575e2e43a406fcb3152338/tumblr_mpecmcUSfW1qglee5o1_500.gif
RinceThis
September 2, 2016 at 12:36
Not Trevor!
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
September 2, 2016 at 12:40
http://i.imgur.com/3bBvoOB.gif
RinceThis
September 2, 2016 at 12:41
Agreed!
HairyEwok
September 2, 2016 at 12:47
Michael Bay must’ve directed this fight.
Pariah ???
September 2, 2016 at 13:03
All it needs is an Abrams for the lens flares, then the blockbuster is complete.
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 2, 2016 at 12:43
http://img.pandawhale.com/86036-victory-dance-gif-Despicable-M-EPnS.gif
RinceThis
September 2, 2016 at 12:44
What are you doing with glasses on!?
VampyreSquirrel
September 2, 2016 at 12:40
Well done Craig!
I’d congratulate the others, but it’s Darryn, and Matt’s writing this, so it’s Trevor.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
September 2, 2016 at 12:41
Nice one @Darryn_Bonthuys:disqus and @disqus_DoEH3TsffU:disqus
https://media.giphy.com/media/fHQH4C7eYhq1y/giphy.gif
RinceThis
September 2, 2016 at 12:42
I’ll leave this here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXlZfc1TrD0
Pariah ???
September 2, 2016 at 12:46
Hate this sorry excuse for a band so much…
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
September 2, 2016 at 12:47
Agreed
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/20160727/5322462/matt-hardy-delete-delete-delete-o.gif
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 2, 2016 at 12:49
If you fast forward to 7:10 you’ll understand why he posted it.
VampyreSquirrel
September 2, 2016 at 12:50
NOPE!
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
September 2, 2016 at 12:51
Wait, so how’d we know to fast forward to 7:10 without having to listen for that long?
http://i.imgur.com/JI5nCv7.gif
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 2, 2016 at 12:52
I took the hit for you guys!
RinceThis
September 2, 2016 at 12:53
I wish you would…
RinceThis
September 2, 2016 at 12:53
lol
RinceThis
September 2, 2016 at 12:55
Also, do I win something!?
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 2, 2016 at 12:57
“There’s a first time for everything” is just an expression.
RinceThis
September 2, 2016 at 12:59
Why are you such a horrible person!?
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 2, 2016 at 13:02
Because I was poorly socialised as a child & never learnt to relate to other people or consider their feelings.
http://i.imgur.com/PHXVQfe.gif
Just kidding, you’re a dick!
RinceThis
September 2, 2016 at 13:03
hahahahahaha!
RinceThis
September 2, 2016 at 13:04
http://seahawksdraftblog.com/wp-content/uploads/shrug.gif
Pariah ???
September 2, 2016 at 13:04
That’s not a Ginger. PHOTOSHOPPED
RinceThis
September 2, 2016 at 13:04
And to that first part! https://2e0a24317f4a9294563f-26c3b154822345d9dde0204930c49e9c.ssl.cf1.rackcdn.com/9181276_dont-know-anyone-at-the-party-5-simple_t91483e2e.gif
RinceThis
September 2, 2016 at 12:53
yup
Admiral Chief
September 2, 2016 at 12:54
“band” would mean ‘music’, which this is not
😛
Dane
September 2, 2016 at 14:16
Should have left this on the YouTube monitization article.
HairyEwok
September 2, 2016 at 12:50
If Matt is so concerned with deleting why doesn’t he just Alt+F4 :/
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 2, 2016 at 12:51
Because he might hit F5 by accident & summon Brock Lesnar.
HairyEwok
September 2, 2016 at 12:52
Ohhhhh snap!
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
September 2, 2016 at 12:52
BWAHAHAHAHA!
HvR
September 2, 2016 at 12:59
That cat is the header is fooked, the alien brain worms are about to get in there.