I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is more Cowbell Hero! 
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Darryn Bonthuys
January 10, 2013 at 3:00 pm

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I’m just like you guys. I put my pants on one leg at a time, but once they’re on…BAM! I play hit video games! And right now, I got a fever! A fever, for Cowbell Hero!

Yes mortal iOS device owners, for a mere $6.99, you too can wield the fabled musical instrument of the gods and Will Ferrell, known as the Cowbell.

Able to let loose one of SEVEN different audio effects by hitting it with a might drumstick, the cowbell is an instrument many thought impossible to learn and master. Well now we have the next best thing with this iPad app. But you’ve got to ask yourself just one question: Have you got a fever, for more cowbell and sixteen licensed songs that includes “Don’t fear the reaper”?

Are you ill enough to lay down some tracks and make Bruce Dickinson proud at the same time? I don’t know about you guys, but my answer is “Maybe”.

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now.So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.