I thought I’d met my match when I had to play Five Nights at Freddy’s 4, and then I was subjected to something even more horrific – a game called Herding Dog. Let’s just say that both have left me irreparably scarred for life!
Will that stop Geoff from throwing more random games at my face though? Of course not – he’s got four more lined up, and I want you to help me choose which to play first! Here’s a brief overview of each (NOTE: each heading is a hyperlink to each game’s Steam page).
Super Ubie Island REMIX
Ubie, an adorable little alien from a distant galaxy, has crash landed on an unknown planet. There can only be one person behind this: his fiendish and decidedly less cuddly rival, Dr. Terrestrial! Now it’s up to you to help Ubie get back home by fighting enemies, discovering secrets, and repairing Ubie’s ship!
Inspired by Super Mario World and other classic platformers, Super Ubie Island REMIX is a game with old school roots, a full original soundtrack, adorable characters, beautiful graphics and an engaging adventure.
Raining Blobs
Ever wanted to get caught out in the rain with a cute girl? Well now you can! Except the rain is actually a giant blob of goo and you are the cute girl.
Raining Blobs is a fast-paced arcade puzzle game based around matching falling blocks. Matching blocks of the same color will link them together while matching blocks with stars in them will destroy the linked blocks. This game will put both your fingers and mind to a test of raw skill. Prove that you have what it takes to survive the endless blob rain!
Super Intergalactic Gang
Picture a futuristic Earth plagued by aliens. Easy to imagine, right? What you probably aren’t aware of are the people who are rising up to the challenge. Meet the Super Intergalactic Gang, a team of the best alien-blasting professionals the Earth has to offer.
Super Intergalactic Gang is a classic arcade shoot-em-up with a new twist. Slow time to dodge waves of bullets, charge up shots into super attacks, and even punch your enemies to death! The game is a fresh new take on a genre that is an oldie but a goodie.
Protoshift
Think you’ve got the reflexes of a tiger? Then come in test them in this ultimate crucible of unrelenting challenge!
Difficult, intense, and addicting, Protoshift is an arcade game like you’ve never seen before. Featuring twitch gameplay at it’s finest, use your mouse to dodge incoming obstacles while rocking out to some groovy beats.
Quite the variety, isn’t it? So yeah, take a look at them all, and let me know which you’d like me to play first in the poll below. I’ll have a Let’s Play of the winner up soon enough!
Last Updated: January 20, 2016
Raptor Rants
January 20, 2016 at 14:31
The next Five Nights at Freddies
Ottokie
January 20, 2016 at 14:36
Seven Nights at Freddies?
Raptor Rants
January 20, 2016 at 14:37
*gasp* noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *Breathes* oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Captain JJ 'saurus
January 20, 2016 at 15:09
HAHA
RinceThis
January 20, 2016 at 14:47
In VR
Raptor Rants
January 20, 2016 at 14:48
in complete darkness in a sound proof room
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 20, 2016 at 14:53
In the underwater city of R’lyeh.
Raptor Rants
January 20, 2016 at 14:54
http://news.discovery.com/human/life/worlds-quietest-room-will-drive-you-crazy-in-30-minutes.htm
MUAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ottokie
January 20, 2016 at 14:48
With 7.1 surround sound headset
Pieter Kruger
January 20, 2016 at 14:37
What phone are you planning on playing on….?
hairyknees
January 20, 2016 at 15:31
My Apple Samsung PC! 😛
Hammersteyn
January 20, 2016 at 15:35
HAHA
Valshen
January 20, 2016 at 14:41
Where is Terraria or HuniePop?
hairyknees
January 20, 2016 at 15:31
O_O
Sageville
January 20, 2016 at 14:43
Isn’t there a new Nicki Minaj game…
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 20, 2016 at 14:44
FINESWEEPER.
Hammersteyn
January 20, 2016 at 14:44
*Fixed 😛
Leave an upvote if you pick the bottom option (refresh)
Ottokie
January 20, 2016 at 14:47
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/678/652/a44.gif
Hammersteyn
January 20, 2016 at 14:52
Saved for later use XD
RinceThis
January 20, 2016 at 14:48
THIS ^
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 20, 2016 at 14:51
…
Hammersteyn
January 20, 2016 at 14:52
XD
Captain JJ 'saurus
January 20, 2016 at 15:09
Yes.
The Grand Admiral Chief Prime
January 20, 2016 at 15:12
TO
THE
TOP
hairyknees
January 20, 2016 at 15:27
Die xD
Hammersteyn
January 20, 2016 at 15:29
Hehehe
https://media.giphy.com/media/M7kV8dfKsFkbe/giphy.gif
hairyknees
January 20, 2016 at 15:30
XD hahahaha!
Graeme Selvan
January 20, 2016 at 14:57
It needs to be something awful, something that would make a viewer feel sorry for him… hmmm
RinceThis
January 20, 2016 at 14:58
Would have to be pretty bad to feel sorry for him
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 20, 2016 at 14:59
We could make him play… No… You’re probably busy.
RinceThis
January 20, 2016 at 15:01
You shut your face!
Raptor Rants
January 20, 2016 at 15:00
That’s harsh
Lord Chaos
January 20, 2016 at 15:18
I vote you do the review for Outlast 2 when it launches.
The Grand Admiral Chief Prime
January 20, 2016 at 15:21
Seconded
Hammersteyn
January 20, 2016 at 15:25
SOMA is out as well
Lord Chaos
January 20, 2016 at 15:29
He can also play Raindrop or Perception
Pariah
January 20, 2016 at 15:22
Protoshift. And we want a finished game reviewed, ok?
Ps, I hear arthritis isn’t pleasant. Will you let us know?
hairyknees
January 20, 2016 at 15:33
PSH! I shall see 😛
Also, FU I don’t want arthritis 🙁
Pariah
January 20, 2016 at 15:40
Me neither, but I don’t have to review that game at some point. I genuinely feel for you man. :/