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The Winner of the Alien: Isolation hamper is…

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Alien

Going to kak themselves soon. I rather enjoyed Alien: Isolation,  and I think any fan of Ridley Scott’s original film will appreciate it just as much. It’s tense, it’s gruelling and it has a lady hero  tough enough to rival Ellen Ripley. We’re giving away a swanky hamper consisting of the game and its associated merchandise to a lucky winner. Here’ s who that winner is.

Sorry Llew. I know you really, really, really wanted to win this one. but the winner this time is:

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Reinhardt Pienaar, who’ll soon get to experience the claustrophobic terror of being stuck in a vent while a great big phallic alien tries to eat suck your face off, like some seaside tourist sucking a mussel out of a shell. I have no idea where I was going with that. Anyway, we’ll be in contact soon to get your details, you lucky human being. Well, relatively lucky. You’ll feel like less of a winner when you;’re lying foetal under your desk because like a skinny white girl who only counts in odd numbers, you just can’t even.

Thanks to SEGA and Ster-Kinekor for the prizes. Thanks to Creative Assembly for finally making a good Alien game. Thanks to you guys for entering, and reading our stuff.

Last Updated: October 16, 2014

108 Comments

  1. Lupus

    October 16, 2014 at 14:32

    I am on the list, it is a start. Pity it’s not number 1

    Reply

  2. McFancypants HD 3.0

    October 16, 2014 at 14:33

    I didn’t win! Hot damn! :D/

    http://www.gifbin.com/bin/50yuyu29839.gif

    Reply

  3. Cadis Etrama Di Umar

    October 16, 2014 at 14:35

    Well done to the winner. My condolences to your anus

    Reply

    • Mossel

      October 16, 2014 at 15:01

      My rectum is ready.

      Reply

      • Captain JJ in the shadow

        October 16, 2014 at 15:03

        Never again will we question where your handle comes from.

        Reply

        • Spaffy

          October 16, 2014 at 15:03

          rofl nice one

          Reply

        • Mossel

          October 16, 2014 at 15:07

          This is a family site. Mossels are tasty molluscs. That is all we need to know.

          Reply

          • Skoobaz

            October 16, 2014 at 16:23

            Damn ppl!!

          • Sageville

            October 16, 2014 at 16:51

            SnorMossel was taken?

  4. Alien Emperor Trevor

    October 16, 2014 at 14:35

    Congrats HvR! Oh wait, random.org hates you 😀

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      October 16, 2014 at 14:36

      LOL!

      Reply

    • Captain JJ in the shadow

      October 16, 2014 at 14:41

      This is just a big “f you” from random.org to HvR

      Reply

      • HvR

        October 16, 2014 at 15:05

        Nah the FU will be second on the list. Rather not be on the list than second, ….. and third and fourth and fifth…

        Reply

        • Captain JJ in the shadow

          October 16, 2014 at 15:06

          You may not know it, but everyone else found it really funny. 😉

          Reply

      • Skoobaz

        October 16, 2014 at 16:23

        I am feeling much the same way!

        Reply

    • RinceThis

      October 16, 2014 at 14:58

      HAHAHA

      Reply

  5. Hammersteyn

    October 16, 2014 at 14:37

    • Cadis Etrama Di Umar

      October 16, 2014 at 14:40

      LOL!!! I love this man so much. Miss this show…

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        October 16, 2014 at 14:42

        Him and Channing Tatum are doing a new movie together and it’s not a comedy called Foxcatcher

        Reply

        • Cadis Etrama Di Umar

          October 16, 2014 at 14:44

          NOT a comedy?? :O ….. Well, that’s interesting

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            October 16, 2014 at 14:44

            Based on a true story. I really wanna see it.

          • Cadis Etrama Di Umar

            October 16, 2014 at 14:47

            Yeah, I’m actually intrigued. But they’re both good at comedy, so I’m kinda disappointed too

          • Grant [_G_] Hancock

            October 16, 2014 at 15:30

            Looks intense !

          • RinceThis

            October 16, 2014 at 14:59

            Looks awesome. Based on the real-life story of two brothers who are olympic wrestlers.

          • Cadis Etrama Di Umar

            October 16, 2014 at 15:02

            Sweet, def gonna look into it

          • RinceThis

            October 16, 2014 at 15:02

            Also been getting rave reviews from the festivals it’s been shown at, some say Oscar material…

          • Hammersteyn

            October 16, 2014 at 15:23

            Oscar material Comedies. Steve Carell took note

          • Captain JJ in the shadow

            October 16, 2014 at 15:26

            Don’t tell Oscar that. I have a feeling he can’t take jokes. (too soon?)

          • Hammersteyn

            October 16, 2014 at 15:26

            What about knock knock jokes?

          • Captain JJ in the shadow

            October 16, 2014 at 15:27

            lol

        • Captain JJ in the shadow

          October 16, 2014 at 14:47

          So it’s not a comedy and it’s not called Foxcatcher.
          Strange. Why would you even mention it then? 😛

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            October 16, 2014 at 14:49

            XD silly me.

    • Admiral Chief 0

      October 16, 2014 at 14:42

      BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

      Reply

  6. Hammersteyn

    October 16, 2014 at 14:40

    Congrats Reinhardt. I will stalk your home much like the alien stalks you in the game………………….. where do you live again? 😀

    Reply

  7. Captain JJ in the shadow

    October 16, 2014 at 14:41

    The only good thing about the fact that I missed this competition is that I’m not disappointed in not winning it.

    Reply

  8. Admiral Chief 0

    October 16, 2014 at 14:41

    MOSSSSSSSEL!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply

    • Mossel

      October 16, 2014 at 14:58

      Ah man! This is fantastic!!

      Reply

      • Captain JJ in the shadow

        October 16, 2014 at 14:59

        Where do you live again? Huehuehue

        Reply

  9. Admiral Chief 0

    October 16, 2014 at 14:42

    “like some seaside tourist sucking a mussel out of a shell”

    Huehuehue

    Reply

  10. Hammersteyn

    October 16, 2014 at 14:43

    “Thanks to you guys for entering, and reading our stuff.” Well I dare say for most it’s one out of two

    Reply

  11. GooseZA

    October 16, 2014 at 14:45

    Damnit Geoff. I told you my cheque was in the mail!

    Reply

  12. Spaffy

    October 16, 2014 at 14:47

    “The winner of the Alien: Isolation hamper is… going too kak themselves”
    This is why I love Lazygamer so much 😀
    Thanx guys

    Reply

    • PointMan

      October 16, 2014 at 14:48

      Gota love SA lingo.

      Reply

  13. Captain JJ in the shadow

    October 16, 2014 at 14:49

    At least when someone hears you scream like a girl when you’re playing this you can just use the line: “I’m just getting into character.”

    Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      October 16, 2014 at 14:52

      And what do you normally say?

      Reply

      • Rainman

        October 16, 2014 at 14:58

        That he thought someone broke in through the bathroom window?

        Reply

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          October 16, 2014 at 14:59

          ohhhhhhh!

          Reply

        • Spaffy

          October 16, 2014 at 14:59

          Too soon? lol

          Reply

      • Captain JJ in the shadow

        October 16, 2014 at 14:58

        “Rince impression.”

        Reply

      • RinceThis

        October 16, 2014 at 15:00

        Pass the salt?

        Reply

        • Captain JJ in the shadow

          October 16, 2014 at 15:01

          LOL

          Reply

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          October 16, 2014 at 15:09

          SHUT IT!

          Reply

  14. Mossel

    October 16, 2014 at 14:57

    Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am the winaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply

    • Spaffy

      October 16, 2014 at 14:59

      Congrats man. Hope you have diapers

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      October 16, 2014 at 15:22

      HAI!

      Reply

      • Captain JJ in the shadow

        October 16, 2014 at 15:23

        Hai! (you started it now)

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief 0

          October 16, 2014 at 15:23

          HAI HAI HAI

          Reply

    • CAE9872

      October 16, 2014 at 15:31

      Enjoy and let us know how it turned out…or whether it turned you out!

      Reply

      • Mossel

        October 16, 2014 at 15:40

        Sitting patiently behind my desk staring at my cellphone and refreshing my emails…

        Reply

  15. Mossel

    October 16, 2014 at 15:00

    I would just like to take this time to thank everyone at Lazygamer, Ster Kinekor and Sega for this awesome prize!! This is the first time in my life I am winning something and it’s freaking amazing!

    Reply

    • Captain JJ in the shadow

      October 16, 2014 at 15:00

      It is. Congrats man.

      Reply

    • RinceThis

      October 16, 2014 at 15:01

      You may regret those words when blood is flowing from your ears! 😉 Well done man! Enjoy!

      Reply

      • Mossel

        October 16, 2014 at 15:04

        I should get a webcam and share with the world what a little bitch I am with these horror games.

        Reply

        • Spaffy

          October 16, 2014 at 15:09

          I’d subscribe to that

          Reply

          • Captain JJ in the shadow

            October 16, 2014 at 15:10

            Seconded
            I considered recording myself playing The Forest, but I look like a ghoul when my eyeliner is running.

          • Admiral Chief 0

            October 16, 2014 at 15:12

            HA!

          • Mossel

            October 16, 2014 at 15:21

            hahaha! Atleast then you are ready for the black parade.

          • Admiral Chief 0

            October 16, 2014 at 15:21

            WHEN HE WAS….A YOUNG BOY……

          • Captain JJ in the shadow

            October 16, 2014 at 15:22

            At least I’ve had a beard since I could walk.

          • Admiral Chief 0

            October 16, 2014 at 15:23

            So you had a beard for 3 years now?

            😛

          • Captain JJ in the shadow

            October 16, 2014 at 15:25

            Three and a half.

          • Admiral Chief 0

            October 16, 2014 at 15:28

            Magnificent!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 16, 2014 at 15:57

            You must miss the circus.

        • CAE9872

          October 16, 2014 at 15:32

          That’s what Twitch is for…you already have a good few people here happy to watch your terror.

          Reply

    • Admiral Chief 0

      October 16, 2014 at 15:03

      You deserve it dude!

      Reply

      • Captain JJ in the shadow

        October 16, 2014 at 15:04

        No he doesn’t. Damn it man. This is how you breed windgat people.
        I got your back Mossel.

        Reply

    • Kikmi

      October 16, 2014 at 15:08

      Congrat dude

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      October 16, 2014 at 15:21

      Well now I know your real name at least 😛

      Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        October 16, 2014 at 15:56

        dun dun DUN

        Reply

  16. PointMan

    October 16, 2014 at 15:03

    Hey how sure are we that the random.org bot didn’t make a typo? That extra 0 in my position went to the wrong person.

    Reply

  17. Admiral Chief 0

    October 16, 2014 at 15:03

    I’m SUPER glad it is a regular that won!

    Reply

    • Captain JJ in the shadow

      October 16, 2014 at 15:04

      Me too.

      Reply

    • Spaffy

      October 16, 2014 at 15:15

      That’s a victory in itself

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief 0

        October 16, 2014 at 15:19

        Aye, I can rest easy

        Reply

    • Skoobaz

      October 16, 2014 at 16:27

      I thought I might qualify….* SOBS *

      Reply

  18. Mossel

    October 16, 2014 at 15:05

    haha “like some seaside tourist sucking a mussel out of a shell”

    Reply

    • Admiral Chief 0

      October 16, 2014 at 15:12

      XD, when Geoff told me, I told him he HAD to make a mossel reference!

      Reply

      • Johan du Preez

        October 16, 2014 at 15:15

        lol well played.

        Reply

  19. Johan du Preez

    October 16, 2014 at 15:09

    random.org officially hates me 🙁

    Grats on the winner.

    Reply

    • Spaffy

      October 16, 2014 at 15:13

      random.org hates alot of people

      Reply

  20. Admiral Chief 0

    October 16, 2014 at 15:13

    WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY IS GRANT ON THE LIST???

    😛

    Reply

  21. ITnexo

    October 16, 2014 at 15:19

    Again….

    Reply

  22. Admiral Chief 0

    October 16, 2014 at 15:20

    • Captain JJ in the shadow

      October 16, 2014 at 15:22

      You can’t put that up on a family site.

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief 0

        October 16, 2014 at 15:30

        Of course I can, what I cannot do, is tell you what your interpretation of it should/shouldn’t be

        Reply

    • Spaffy

      October 16, 2014 at 15:35

      o_0

      Reply

  23. Viking Of Divinity

    October 16, 2014 at 15:28

    So close…..

    Reply

  24. ReaperOfSquirrels

    October 16, 2014 at 15:30

    Congrats Mossel!

    Reply

  25. ReaperOfSquirrels

    October 16, 2014 at 15:31

    Dat List… I not on it.

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      October 16, 2014 at 16:45

      Feels all around bud.

      Reply

  26. Grant [_G_] Hancock

    October 16, 2014 at 15:32

    Woohoo ! Top 20 !

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      October 16, 2014 at 16:45

      lol

      Reply

  27. CAE9872

    October 16, 2014 at 15:33

    I probably placed 529th…and I did enter…close! Maybe next time I can move into top 500.

    Reply

  28. Sir Rants A Lot Llew

    October 17, 2014 at 06:35

    Not even on the list 🙁 gratz to the winner though!

    Reply

  29. Norm (@e3zype3zy)

    October 17, 2014 at 07:48

    Yet again, not even in the top 20. Oh fiddlesticks.

    Reply

  30. WitWolfy

    October 17, 2014 at 08:33

    LOL my name wasnt even in the top 20. I have the crappiest luck!

    Reply

  31. fred

    October 17, 2014 at 14:46

    Ooh , one lady in the list , Hi Ronel !

    Reply

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