Numbers. Numbers no jutsu. All the ninja. That’s been a core part of the Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm games for quite some time, as I imagine that years ago one of the bosses drunkenly demanded that every single shinobi possible be included in that franchise with every new release, presumably after getting completely smashed on some good whisky. Hell, it’s what I do regularly whenever I get a miniscule taste of power. So thanks to those decisions, there’ll be even more characters popping up in the next Naruto game. And technically, they’re a trio of lethal tweens.
That’s according to the latest scan from Jump Magazine (via Gematsu), which revealed that the younger versions of Obito Uchiha, Kakashi Hatake and for the first time in the series Rin Nohara will be available to use in the game. Here’s the scan, which features emojis that are more excitable than an un-medicated Eddy Eksteen on Telly Fun Quiz-no jutsu:
As for attacks and all that, I’m not expecting too much from Rin. In the original manga, she was a medical ninja, whose surgery skills helped jack-sh** after she was captured. Still, that’s better than my internet ninja skills, which include celebrity-porn-search-no-jutsu and lolkitty-no-jutsu attacks. The game is out later this year on newer, better, more chop ninjutsuey platforms. And PC. And it looks visually like somebody has just used one hell of a balls-trippingly groovy genjutsu on my brain and visual reception centers.
Last Updated: April 17, 2015
RinceThis
April 17, 2015 at 12:03
https://38.media.tumblr.com/ca47385b20386c7d2c43c08c8332f259/tumblr_mg3z2gLnUa1rmt3tbo1_400.gif
Will they not stop?!
Dutch Matrix
April 17, 2015 at 12:06
Not for as long as “guys” like Umar and Darryn get hard-ons from crap like this…
Blood Emperor Trevor
April 17, 2015 at 12:14
I’m starting to wonder if they filled the DVD-cases with a suspicious blue power that’s absorbed through skin contact to make sure of that.
Dutch Matrix
April 17, 2015 at 12:17
Mebbe there’s a competition on the go, that only hardcore Naruto fans are aware of. The longest running fan will get to spend the night with real life Barbie.
https://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/1149442_429906433778964_1516144757_o.jpg?w=580&h=918
Runner up spends the night with my cousin Barbie. (He is ugly by the way.)
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 17, 2015 at 12:22
So, does she also have a plastic patch where the vajayjay should be?
Mark Treloar
April 17, 2015 at 12:23
No this time you get the real deal, but she comes with Ken and you have to play together.
Dutch Matrix
April 17, 2015 at 12:24
Comes with Ken… heheheheheheh….
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 17, 2015 at 12:26
XD
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 17, 2015 at 12:26
Pass on both counts
HairyEwok
April 17, 2015 at 12:25
Spending the night with a Barbie?
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 17, 2015 at 12:27
If I refresh, will there be picture of a braai?
HairyEwok
April 17, 2015 at 12:27
Ag fok man XD
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 17, 2015 at 12:28
WINNER!
Blood Emperor Trevor
April 17, 2015 at 12:16
haha I love him.
“Ladies 🙂 … Bitches.”
RinceThis
April 17, 2015 at 12:16
He is my favourite on the show! He kicks ass man!
HairyEwok
April 17, 2015 at 12:08
If only you could do a Oiroke no Jutsu. Win by enemy bleeding out from the nose.
RinceThis
April 17, 2015 at 12:09
Every time I see one of these articles it sure feels like I am…
Blood Emperor Trevor
April 17, 2015 at 12:12
I know right? I just don’t get DOTA.
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 17, 2015 at 12:27
I thought this was LoL
Lord Chaos
April 17, 2015 at 12:53
They all look the same to me.