In life, there is one constant, and that’s that Lego will always remain awesome. Sure, the stuff may be the same price as a small African nation these days, but there’s no denying that the Danish blocks will always be there to get the creative juices rolling, or find a way to embed a 4×2 piece in your foot late at night. And now, Lego has combined with those heroes in a half shell. LEGO POWER!
You guys can keep your Michelangelo Booyakasha figures and Raphael grumpadoo kits, I just want the Shredder! There’s six sets on the way, and anyone that buys me the Shredder boxset for Christmas will be like my bestest best friend ever.
Except I don’t hug. Also, I have a sudden craving for pizza and ninja weapons. And to put cheese graters on my arms. Go figure.
Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.