Technolust. It’s a sensation that everyone gets when some new hardware arrives. That fear of missing out. That urge to have the newest gear on day one. There’ll be more consoles, graphics cards and games in the near future. Technology which you just have to have. And if you’ve got the shakes in anticipation of Nintendo’s next dedicated gaming device, well then, good news. You can pre-order whatever it is that Nintendo has up their sleeves, right now.
You know, despite the fact that next to nothing about Nintendo’s next device have been revealed. That hasn’t stopped Australian retailer EB Games from setting up a pre-order page however. A device which will house hardware such as:
- Size – ?
- Weight – ?
- CPU – ?
- GPU – ?
- HDD – ?
- Controllers – ?
- Colour – ?
- Unicorns – ?
- Marios – 980, 000
Whatever Nintendo does end up making, I’ve got only one request: That the designers create something that doesn’t look like a shiny black brick on my shelf. Hell, look at the Xbox One and PS4. No matter what your preference is, both consoles have some sexy design elements. Especially if you have a fetish for betamax tape players. Still, if you have to pre-order from at least one retailer, you can’t go wrong with the Lazygamer shop. In fact, you’ll receive such early pre-order bonuses such as:
- Immunity to PC gamer insults!
- Unrealistically high expectations!
- A bad attitude when the console gets its base price slashed six months after release!
Order now!
Last Updated: March 18, 2015
Pariah
March 18, 2015 at 14:08
I’ve heard of too many people getting burned with their pre-orders. Saying that, does it come with extra DLC?
Dutch Matrix
March 18, 2015 at 14:09
Yes! And a FREE day one 45GB patch!
Blood Emperor Trevor
March 18, 2015 at 14:08
Immunity to PC gamer insults? Oh you poor, naive, little person.
Dutch Matrix
March 18, 2015 at 14:09
Jou ma se Call of Duty Post Toasties man!
Pariah
March 18, 2015 at 14:09
Give the peasant a break. They’re allowed to day dream. Occasionally.
Corrie
March 18, 2015 at 14:53
About actually have a console that reaches 1080p 60p in every game….that dream will never come true
Hammersteyn
March 18, 2015 at 14:09
” a fetish for betamax tape players” LOL
Dutch Matrix
March 18, 2015 at 14:10
Don’t you just love it when tiny things get slotted into your machine? I know I do. (Winks)
Pariah
March 18, 2015 at 14:12
http://lautdigital.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/the-room-gif-tumblr.gif
Hammersteyn
March 18, 2015 at 14:14
Worst movie EVER!
Brandon van Reenen
March 18, 2015 at 15:11
You are tearing me a-PAAHT Lisa!
Hammersteyn
March 18, 2015 at 15:33
Loooooooool
Dutch Matrix
March 18, 2015 at 14:16
Not bad…
http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/110805/14/4e3c5eb4ced81.jpg
The D
March 18, 2015 at 15:02
Oh hi Mark.
Pariah
March 18, 2015 at 15:03
Hi.
Lord Chaos
March 18, 2015 at 14:10
Whenever I here about people making the Xbone beta-max reference my mid flashes to this:
Pariah
March 18, 2015 at 14:10
LOL
CypherGate
March 18, 2015 at 14:26
I never read the article about this new device. What does it actually do though? I read somewhere it has to do with mobile gaming, but dont know much more than that. Why is it such a big thing?
Ryanza
March 18, 2015 at 14:37
The Wii U is just over two years old. Details of the next console is only coming next year. With a release date most likely in 2017. 2017 puts the Wii U at the 5 year mark. Perfect time for a new console, unlike Xbox 360 with it’s 8 years.
Pre-ordering a new console now for it to be released at the end of 2017, is just stupid. Well unless the price is cheap and they can guarantee that low price and guarantee money back if say the console is released at a cheaper price.
Anyway just go buy a Wii U + Baynonetta 2.
And while we on the pre-order note. The Witcher 3 collectors edition. Only the Xbox One version is left to order at awx.co.za and btgames.co.za. You can sell the Xbox One game and then buy the version you want to play (PC).
btgames it’s R2500 and awx R3000. So pre-order quick before it’s all gone.
http://media1.gameinformer.com/filestorage/CommunityServer.Components.SiteFiles/imagefeed/featured/cdprojekt/witcher3/collectorsedition/witcher3box-610.jpg
Ryanza
March 18, 2015 at 14:42
Oh shit. I checked the other day, seems its gone already. So only one place to pre-order the witcher 3 collectors edition xbox one version, at awx.co.za. R3000.
BurnZ
March 18, 2015 at 14:49
Lazygamer shop FTW! i love pre-order bonuses! i will take “No hate from the master race” please!
Dutch Matrix
March 18, 2015 at 14:53
It’s a sham. No matter how much money you throw at it, we will always hate you! 🙂
BurnZ
March 18, 2015 at 15:45
Yip, just as good to me as my Evolve pre-order bonus