Win some Wolfenstein goodies

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You all know Darryn enjoyed playing the new Wolfenstein. He kept saying it was sehr gut, and we are inclined to believe him. I suppose that’s why we’re happy to be doing a give away courtesy of Ster.

The Menschen of Ster have bestowed upon us the following super geil prize to give away to a lucky reader:

  • Copy of the game (on winner’s platform of choice)
  • Lanyard
  • Steel book
  • Music from the game
  • Set of postcards

Now, I know you all like to show off your awesome language skills, so I have devised a particularly fun way of entering this competition. That’s right, I predict the community Goebbels up the mode of entry – you must write a comment using a German or Nazi-inspired pun. However, due to our boredom with the most overused one, any comment that includes “did Nazi that coming” will not be counted towards entries. Neither will derogatory or anti-semitic ones or ones that make light of the holocaust.

Multiple entries are allowed (and encouraged). Winners must be based within the borders of South Africa so we can get the goodies to you. Competition closes next Friday, so get goose-stepping to it. We’ll close off this one next week Friday, 13 June. It’ll be a lucky Friday the 13th for at least one person.

So, why do you want to get your hands on the game? What kind of Schadenfreude will you exhibit if you win and rub it in everyone else’s faces?

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Author:Zoe Hawkins

Wielding my lasso of truth, I am the combination of nerd passion and grammar nazi. I delve into all things awesome and geek-tastic. I believe people should stop defining themselves and just enjoy playing games, so let's get on with it!
  • HvR – THE Average GAmer

    Eichmann this is getting hard. Going to take a break now.

  • HvR – THE Average GAmer

    Unt somebody call nein nein one Adolf is hitting the dance floor ooho!

  • HvR – THE Average GAmer

    Wolfenstein: The New Order is Goering to uber the top

  • HvR – THE Average GAmer

    When playing New Order you have to remember to kraut and strafe, kraut and strafe.

  • HvR – THE Average GAmer

    I was sinking about becoming ze Nazi but then I took a Panzerfaust in the knee.

  • HvR – THE Average GAmer

    If I do not win this prize I’ll be stuck playing Meincraft

  • HvR – THE Average GAmer

    They see ro-o-ollin
    They’re sieg heiling
    Patrolling they tryin to catch me reiching dirty
    Try to catch me reiching dirty
    Try to catch me reiching dirty
    Try to catch me reiching dirty
    Try to catch me reiching dirty

    • HvR – THE Average GAmer

  • HvR – THE Average GAmer

    My grandma knitted me a jersey from jawohl

  • HvR – THE Average GAmer

    Again running out of puns, think I’ll try Goeble

  • Zoidster The 3rd

    Well I tried….. and for some reason I have a lot of these….

  • Zoidster The 3rd

    ..

  • Goth_Nerd

    I just saw a Nazi drive past me at 200 km/h.
    Probably going Back to the Führer.

  • Goth_Nerd

    Whats the difference between Adolf Hitler and Lance Armstrong?
    At least Lance Armstrong can finish a race.

  • Goth_Nerd

    Christians always go on about the time Jesus fed five thousand people with five loaves and two fishes.
    What about Hitler? He made six million Jews toast.

  • Goth_Nerd

    My friend said to me: ‘If you could go back in time and shoot Hitler as a baby, would you?’
    I replied: ‘No, Because as a baby, I probably wasn’t strong enough to carry a gun

  • Goth_Nerd

    Q: What do you call a pissed off German?
    A: Sauerkraut.

  • Goth_Nerd

    Q: Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?
    A: Because deep down they are really nice.

  • Goth_Nerd

    Q: Why don’t Jewish cannibals like eating Germans?
    A: They give them gas.

  • Goth_Nerd

    I feel so racist :(

    • HvR – THE Average GAmer

      That will be reichsist

      • Goth_Nerd

        Touche

  • HvR – THE Average GAmer

    Hans if you want to zee the lady’s Bosch you needs to turn off Goeble’s safe search

  • Pheonix182

    I find it difficult to swim unless I wear my armbands.
    Everyone seems to get out of my way when they see the swastikas.

  • HvR – THE Average GAmer

    My run of Nazi puns is going on Luger than I expected

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    If you correct a German’s spelling are you a Grammar Tommy?

  • http://tumblr.exhibeo.com/ Axon1988

    I might be Putsching my luck here but I think Hitler would be Führerious with us for not giving me Vulfenstein game!

    • http://tumblr.exhibeo.com/ Axon1988

      What do you call a Nazi Pokemon?

      Kickajew.

      • http://tumblr.exhibeo.com/ Axon1988

        What do you call a Nazi watch?

        A Swatchtika.

        Okay enough, I quit. :) Back to work.

  • Morne.Frans

    For butter or bratwurst I will do my best to win this prize.

  • Morne.Frans

    You Luftwaffe me up, so I can stand on mountains;
    You Luftwaffe me up, to walk over Sturmabteilung;
    I am strong, when I am on your shoulders;
    You Luftwaffe me up… To more than I can be in mein kampf #singing.

  • Morne.Frans

    The fuhrer your circle of friends the fuhrer troubles you will have.. DA DISH..

  • Rian Mostert

    Why don’t Jewish men go down on woman? It’s too close to the gas chamber!

  • Greylingad

    Please excuse the language on this one, but it’s funny non the less…
    During a flight to Germany, Old Jan van der merwe is onboard the flight deck and the Pilot announces: “Ladies and gentlemen, we have a very special guest on board today, who will tell us one of his stories from world war 2 as a fighter pilot, please welcome, Jan van der Merwe” to which the crowd on the plane cheers…

    Jan: “Thank you very much for this opportunity, so I was flying over Germany, when this Fokker pulled up behind me” – at which point the pilot interrupts –

    Pilot: “Ladies and gentlemen, the Fokker was a Dutch aircraft named after the founder of the company Anthony Fokker, back to you Jan”

    Jan: “So as I was saying, this Fokker pulled up behind me in his messcherschmidt”

  • Rian Mostert

    If you can’t say “fluggaenkdechioebolsen” you’re gonna have a bad time…

  • Morne.Frans

    The real question now is, is Hitler really an “Eisbeen”?

  • Morne.Frans

    To Eisbein or not to Eisbein, that is the kwestin.

  • Rinceinantici

    Too fast…

  • Viking Of Science

    zat American, BJ, he is Unstoppable, he’s made of the Reich stuff!

  • Morne.Frans

    If Snoop was born in Germany, he would say that its ” FO’ SCHNITZLE”.

  • HvR – THE Average GAmer

    It heilled four times today

  • HvR – THE Average GAmer

    Heard about ze latest German video games. BräuForce featuring Bräudolf, Bräuring and Bräumann

  • Morne.Frans

    We are half way there the fuhrer the days get we are getting klause and klause to the exitement. Bwahahahahaha.

  • Raidz

    Heil Frankly I’m impressed with the shizen load of jewvenile comments here

  • Greylingad

    How many times do I ghev to tell you Hans? Ze fueel cep iss on ze reich side, not ze left…keep putting fueel into ze….Bang…wrong side off ze flammenwerfer und ve will ghev an explotsion…

  • Greylingad

    I wonder what Deaths’ heads’ theme song would be? Maybe “I hev a lovely bunch of handgrenate, zere zey are Shtandingck in a row, bigck vahns, small vahns, some as bigck as your headt”
    Or would it be something closer to a Jimi Hendrix Purple Dunst, Schlau Frau or All along the wachturm, or maybe even a composition of the bunch?
    “All along ze wachturm, Himler kept ze view, Vhile all ze Frauen came and vent, Barefoot diener too…You know you are a cut klein herzensbrecher, Schlaueee…..Purple Dunst all in my hirn, lately sings don’t seem ze same, actin’ drollig but I don’t know vhy, ‘scuse me while Ich kussen den himmel”
    Also winning this “justiz” the reich to try and do!

  • Morne.Frans

    NAZISHOO!!! BLESS YOU MEIN, PLEASE WIPE THE STROEDEL FROM YOUR NAZI-STRILS.

  • Morne.Frans

    NAZISHOO!!! BLITZKRIEG YOU MEIN HEIR, PLEASE WIPE THE STROEDEL FROM YOUR NAZI-STRILS

  • Morne.Frans

    NAZISHOO!!! BLITZ YOU MEIN HEIR, PLEASE WIPE THE STROEDEL FROM YOUR NAZI-STRILS

  • Greylingad

    A British couple once adopted a German boy, but no matter what they did the child wouldn’t speak, until one day when they went to Germany and ordered a plate of apple strudel, after eating the apple strudel, the child exclaims: “Ziss is NAzi apple strudel I vas expectingck!” To the parents’ amazement. So when they asked him why he didn’t speak for the last five years, he calmly stated:”Up until now, everysink vas satisfactory.” Ba dam tsss….

  • HvR – THE Average GAmer

    Getting one last one in. If Konami was a German company:
    heil,
    heil
    heil
    heil
    heil
    heil
    heil

  • sp00ff

    So who won?

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