If there’s one thing that I love about gaming, it’s living vicariously through a digital avatar as I rain destruction down on the foes before me. It’s not all sunshine and flowers however, as my kamikaze tactics usually end up with me dying harder than Mel Gibson’s Hollywood career.
But then you get that moment, that one time, where you wish that you could have recorded it. Such as last night, when I managed to kill six Cerberus troopers with six well-aimed headshots, within ten seconds, In Mass Effect 3 online.
I felt so awesome, so manly after that, that I might have even grown Chuck Norris levels of chest hair on my abnormally smooth torso. So how about you guys, any particularly fantastic feats of skill that you’ve managed to pull off?
Remember, quick-time events don’t count.
Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.