We unbox a bunch of Dota 2 plushies! 
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Matthew Figueira
August 21, 2014 at 10:00 am

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Easily one of my highlights of Gamescom was all the stuff I got to buy. Sure, my wallet suffered a severe case of bankruptcy, but I was as happy as could be! One of the many items I bought was a single Dota 2 plushie. I then made the mistake of sending a picture to some of my buddies back at home. Needless to say, I received many orders thereafter.

This is the second series of plushies from Valve, containing 1 of 10 possible heroes:

  • Pudge
  • Lich
  • Anti-Mage
  • Crystal Maiden
  • Axe
  • Lion
  • Kunkka
  • Undying
  • Templar Assassin
  • Meepo

You do not know what the box contains, so it really is like opening up a lucky packet. There is also the possibility of the box having a mysterious 11th item, which is incredibly rare. In exchange for my time and effort, I asked my friends if I could open up their prizes for your viewing pleasure. They all mostly live in Cape Town, so they wouldn’t be able to stop me even if they wanted to.

As far as I know, these plushies aren’t available anywhere in South Africa. I set up my camera in a top secret location to do the unboxing just in case! Did I or any of my friends get something super rare?

I am particularly happy with what I got, a glorius Pudge plushie with hook and everything! Out of all the heroes on offer, that was my priority. Now if I could just get my hands on the last series of plushies so I could get myself a Puck…

Defence of the Ancients? More like Defence of the cabbages! Have you seen my head? I look like a Merino Sheep on pole. NO SHANGE only SHAPPIES! :D

  • Hammersteyn

    It’s fresh and never been touched before, kinda like the booze behind you.

    • hairyknees

      Booze? Oh there was nothing there….. IT WAS A GREEN SCREEN OK!

      • Hammersteyn

        Hahaha

    • Spaffy

      It’s fresh and never been touched before, kinda like Martha xD

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    Those are nice & all, but what’s that big plushie behind the counter? The people want to know!

    • hairyknees

      Bwahahahaha xD

  • Hammersteyn

    Love the background music

  • Sk3tz0

    Collectors are Raging at you opening those boxes. Think of their value in like 10yrs.

    • Hammersteyn

      But won’t it be hard to determine the value of said plushy if you don’t know which one is inside?

      • Sk3tz0

        Schrodinger Price Tag I guess :P

        • Her Highness the Hipster

          so much win right here

    • hairyknees

      Bah those boxes were made to be open! :P

  • Admiral Chief Assassin

    Typical, Martha is quite the Pudge-slut

    • Admiral Chief Assassin

      (also Puck, quite the puckish slut)

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        MY PLUSHESS!

    • Hammersteyn
      • Sk3tz0

        Chlamydia??

        • Hammersteyn

          O_o

      • Admiral Chief Assassin

        Not likely, the stars are not aligned for him to get lucky with a female…

        • Hammersteyn

          In the event he ever was?

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        Wow. Top THAT ice bucket challengers!

        • Hammersteyn

          Two birds with one stone, he did it for ALS and DOTA

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            I like how he runs off to the PC, probably to tell all his mates what he just did.

          • Hammersteyn

            Hahaha

      • hairyknees

        Smooth as f$#k is all I got from that video :P

  • Matthew Holliday

    Am I one of your friends?
    *puppy eyes*

  • Admiral Chief Assassin

    Seriaaaaasly 3x Crystal Maidens?

    • Hammersteyn

      Jessy, we need to cook!………. oh Maidens

  • Nick Corin

    I’ll just leave this here..

    • hairyknees

      Thanks Nick. Enjoy your Anti-Mage plushie you asshole :P

  • UltimateNinjaPandaDudeGuy

    OMG! GIEF CM! GIEF!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNTTTTTT!

  • http://www.twitter.com/WobblyOnion Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

    We’ll catch you on the saaaht!

    • hairyknees

      Lekker! :P

  • I AM THE LAW!

    Crystal Maiden for Mark! Poor guy HAHAHAHA! Good thing it wasn’t Glacius, because HoN SUCKS!!!

  • Donovan Noyle

    Matthew dude all that booze lolz. Mine is the mystery box dude :)