Toilet Tycoon: Yes, this is a real game
I’ve been struggling my butt off getting news today so I decided to browse through some press releases and then I came across this! Toilet Tycoon. Because people actually want to try their hand at leading “the sanitarian installations of a whole town!”
Of all the weird and wacky games I’ve seen in the last 13 months, this just takes the cake. At first I thought, ooookkaaayyyy… maybe it’s some humorous but rude game, could probably generate some laughs, then I decided to check it out and well, it was nothing like that. In this game, you start off as a toilet cleaner (charming) and work your way up to the top. You’ll have competitors (wait, what? People actually compete for this?) , be required to innovate and monopolize every loo in town to make lots of cash money.
If you could give this game any award, what would it be?