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This Mortal Kombat tease is full of subluxations

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Like everything else in life, any debates or arguments can always be settled with a sense of finality by hopping into an arena and fighting to the death. Mortal Kombat has given fans a digital alternative to actually having to spill blood. And it’s been pulling a Teasality on fans for a few months now as the build-up to E3 continues.

Take it with a pinch of salt, but this poster found on Reddit looks rather legit to me. Reading “Who’s next?”, the image bears the familiar Black Dragon logo and enough spinal injury to give a squad of quacked-up chiropractors day-long erections.

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And don’t forget that Mortal Kombat co-creator and Netherrealm studios boss Ed Boon has been tweeting up teasers for the last couple of weeks, counting down to the reveal. I am beyond excited for another Mortal Kombat.

Street Fighter 4 may have revived the fighting genre back in 2008, but Mortal Kombat was the game that took things a bloody step further by creating a solid online platform for fisticuffs and creating a single-player storyline that was actually damned good.

Now if you’ll excuse me, my quack chiropractor needs to re-align my spine, which is the reason for all my various failures in life.

Last Updated: May 29, 2014

22 Comments

  1. Better make sure you go to the right specialised chiropractor, otherwise you may just end up pregnant or have your non-existant TB cured by their powerful magic.

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    • Kromas

      May 29, 2014 at 08:43

      Cure for any ailment. Just shower it off.

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      • Admiral Chief in Space

        May 29, 2014 at 08:49

        Huehuehue

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    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

      May 29, 2014 at 08:53

      Beetroot cures all…..

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        May 29, 2014 at 08:55

        I thought it was African potatoes.

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        • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

          May 29, 2014 at 09:15

          If we carry on like this then at the end of the day someone’s going to turn around and say you can’t catch anything unless you willingly want to catch it….

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          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            May 29, 2014 at 09:26

            Shhh that’s The Secret…

  2. Ultimo_Cleric N7

    May 29, 2014 at 08:44

    YYYYYIIIIIISSSS.

    PS – Header Will. Flawless Victory

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  3. Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

    May 29, 2014 at 08:44

    Tootsie!!!!!

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    • Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

      May 29, 2014 at 08:50

      “Toasty!”
      Voice supplied by Dan Forden. CAMMMAANNNNNNN

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      • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

        May 29, 2014 at 08:51

        also whoopsy, woozy and all other types of miss heard interpretations of the voice hehe.

        Also I was intentionally flamebaiting. Was hoping for a larger turnout of corrections though….

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      May 29, 2014 at 08:55

      I’m not sure Tootsie would be a popular character :/

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      • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

        May 29, 2014 at 09:04

        huehuehuehuehue

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  4. Kromas

    May 29, 2014 at 08:49

    New mortal Kombat idea.

    The year is 2020 and scientists are actively trying to find a ziggy-ziggy-uh to appease the supreme overlords of earth, The Spice Girls, before they destroy the earth. Cause you know … that’s what they really really want. You have to fight in a tourney to save your realm from them by any means.

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    • Admiral Chief in Space

      May 29, 2014 at 08:50

      O_O

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      • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

        May 29, 2014 at 08:52

        I can see them singing now…. “If you wana be my lover, you gotta fatality all my friends”

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        • Kromas

          May 29, 2014 at 09:08

          Friendtality!

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          • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

            May 29, 2014 at 09:14

            hahahahahahahahahaha

  5. Gareth L (That eXCheez Guy)

    May 29, 2014 at 08:49

    Was there ever any doubt? 😀

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  6. Grant [_G_] Hancock

    May 29, 2014 at 09:13

    That poster reminds me of old gaming ads from the 90’s 😀 … Can’t wait for a new MK game !

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    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

      May 29, 2014 at 09:16

      When gaming posters were cool to collect and hang all over ones room 🙂

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  7. FoxOneZA

    May 29, 2014 at 09:20

    Having a spine tattooed on your back is what all the cool kids are doing these days.

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