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This Iron Man is a billionaire,playboy, philanthropist zombie 
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Darryn Bonthuys
November 12, 2012 at 6:00 pm

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The Iron Man, one of the coolest visual ideas in comic books today. Mega-popular in cosplay circles, it’s also one of the most damned difficult suits to actually make accurate. A lot of people fail. A lot of people succeed. And then you get one guy who succeeds and wants to eat your brains. Wait, what?

How does Zombie Tony Stark go to the bathroom? He doesn’t! He just leaks everywhere and OOHH MY HEAD STOP CHEWING ON MY BRAINS! The zombified Avenger here is the work of photographer Adam Jay, with an undead Kyosti Kallio craving your brains and a martini.

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.