Can you believe it, before the mayhem of E3 we started a quirky little competition to give away some Wolfenstein goodies. You guys came out in force with your epic German puns and I’m glad Random.org picked a winner instead of me.
As a reminder, the winner will get:
- Copy of the game (on winner’s platform of choice)
- Lanyard
- Steel book
- Music from the game
- Set of postcards
There were some real classics among your comments – the “what are you sinking about” and “Anne Frank-ly I won’t stand for it” puns were among my favorites, although the ridiculous uses of Putsch also made me giggle more than it should have. Anyway, I threw all your entries into the glory that is Random.org and got the following result:
Well done to all of you, and a special congrats to Kagutsuchi for having the Reich stuff. I’ll be in touch post haste.
Last Updated: June 18, 2014
Sith JJ
June 18, 2014 at 15:48
I am yet to see my name on one of these.
HvR went bos, clearly.
Jonah Cash
June 18, 2014 at 15:52
HVR almost broke Random.org!!! Hahahaha
Hammersteyn
June 18, 2014 at 15:53
Poor guy, really I feel for him.
Hammersteyn
June 18, 2014 at 15:53
Keep trying. Dit sal jou eendag so vinning tref soos ‘n spuit poep.
Sith JJ
June 18, 2014 at 15:54
Nee man. Dan is dit nie ‘n goeie ding nie.
Hammersteyn
June 18, 2014 at 15:55
Bedoel maar net dis onverwags.
Sith JJ
June 18, 2014 at 15:56
Ag reg. Ja.
Bring hom!
Hammersteyn
June 18, 2014 at 15:52
Jeez HVR must be seething a bit now.
Ryanza
June 18, 2014 at 15:53
HvR 5/12 and coming in second. lol.
Jonah Cash
June 18, 2014 at 15:53
You’re being mean…. *Sniggers while typing it*
Anon A Mouse
June 18, 2014 at 15:53
I did a few and still no love from Random.org. But then again rather that than having my name plastered all over the place without even winning. *Looking at you HVR*
Ryanza
June 18, 2014 at 15:55
Who needs prizes. HvR is a winner to all of us.
Sith JJ
June 18, 2014 at 15:56
Maybe HvR isn’t a person but truly a representation of the average gamer (as the name states), and that’s why his name is on there so many times.
Hammersteyn
June 18, 2014 at 15:58
Or maybe he didn’t break any of the rules like I’m sure I probably did.
Sith JJ
June 18, 2014 at 15:59
HvR? NEVER!
Admiral Chief Cyber Commando
June 18, 2014 at 15:58
WTF not even a mention???????
Sith JJ
June 18, 2014 at 15:59
Who are you again?
Admiral Chief Cyber Commando
June 18, 2014 at 16:07
Someone that can spoil TFU…
Sith JJ
June 18, 2014 at 16:08
Oh!
Yes yes. OF COURSE I know who you are!!!!!
Wow. What’s wrong with me? How could I forget?
Admiral Chief Cyber Commando
June 18, 2014 at 16:08
SPOILER ALERT THERE ARE LIGHTSABER FIGHTS
Sith JJ
June 18, 2014 at 16:09
Damn you!!
HvR - THE Average GAmer
June 18, 2014 at 15:59
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hammersteyn
June 18, 2014 at 16:00
There he is, poor guy. I’ll buy you a beer if we ever meet.
Anon A Mouse
June 18, 2014 at 16:01
Still just an average gamer I suppose. Bad luck there.
Sith JJ
June 18, 2014 at 16:02
It’s pronounced H-A-I !
Hammersteyn
June 18, 2014 at 16:02
Hahahahaha
HvR - THE Average GAmer
June 18, 2014 at 16:09
http://media.giphy.com/media/bBuu4Z8lIwpFe/giphy.gif
Kagutsuchi
June 18, 2014 at 16:19
Better luck next time, my friend! ;D
Brian Murphy
June 18, 2014 at 16:01
So, I’ll be giving away a Quad Titan Gaming PC at Blizzcon, only residents of Anaheim, California may enter.
Reward for Random.org creator
June 18, 2014 at 17:39
If you use Random.org to pick a winner you still won’t win.
Brian Murphy
June 18, 2014 at 17:40
I wouldn’t be able to enter, I’m not a resident of Anaheim 🙂 I’ll be there for Blizzcon though.
Rags
June 19, 2014 at 05:52
But you can run Blizzard games on a pocket calculator? 😛
Morne. Frans
June 18, 2014 at 16:01
You couldv atleast judge the puns by human vocab what the hell random it for. Then why came up with puns if you just gona allow a computer to choose the winner.
Sith JJ
June 18, 2014 at 16:04
Then we’d all be losers
Hammersteyn
June 18, 2014 at 16:06
Because they don’t want to be accused of being biased.
Admiral Chief Cyber Commando
June 18, 2014 at 16:08
Still, I could have just entered 500000 times with no jokes if that were the case
Sith JJ
June 18, 2014 at 16:09
So that’s like being Trevor, who always comments without jokes? Well, he thinks they’re jokes. 😉
Hammersteyn
June 18, 2014 at 16:09
Aah but there were rules you see.
Reward for Random.org creator
June 18, 2014 at 16:43
Anne Frankly they were ignored
Hammersteyn
June 19, 2014 at 07:34
Hahahaha
Kagutsuchi
June 18, 2014 at 16:09
Awesome!! It’s all mein!! ^_^
Sith JJ
June 18, 2014 at 16:11
Congratulations.
Poor HvR
Kagutsuchi
June 18, 2014 at 16:13
hehe, yeah shame. He almost had it. 😛
oVg FX
June 18, 2014 at 16:14
How many times did he enter?
Sith JJ
June 18, 2014 at 16:17
Clearly not enough times
oVg FX
June 18, 2014 at 16:18
lol
Reward for Random.org creator
June 18, 2014 at 17:09
Had the page open the whole week on my phone.
Over forty fucking times, all original, didn’t repeat other commentator’s puns, no Jew or holocaust jokes. Even created a Hitler Nazi rap pun.
oVg FX
June 18, 2014 at 16:11
In 1080p 60fps, ENJOY 🙂
Sith JJ
June 18, 2014 at 16:12
Said no Xbone gamer
oVg FX
June 18, 2014 at 16:13
TOO SOON.
Sith JJ
June 18, 2014 at 16:13
😉
HvR - THE Average GAmer
June 18, 2014 at 16:11
HvR - THE Average GAmer
June 18, 2014 at 16:12
JamesDLarsen
June 18, 2014 at 16:27
You guys came out in force with your epic German puns and I’m glad Random.org picked a winner instead of me. http://sn.im/290xdj8
Rags
June 18, 2014 at 16:41
lolz@HvR need moar entries yo!
Dw Steenkamp
June 18, 2014 at 23:04
I did the comment about what are you sinking about . but i don’t even see my name in the list
Goth_Nerd
June 19, 2014 at 07:27
I came out seibte… Damn
KingKappie
June 19, 2014 at 08:20
Shame poor HVR! Give him the lanyard
Dutch Matrix
June 19, 2014 at 08:23
Maybe if I called myself German Matrix…