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The Ouya will be at E3…in the parking lot

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E3 is a big event yo. Glitz! Glamour! Garmez! Of course, all this costs money, and setting up a killer stall isn’t exactly childs play. Plus, all the space for the event is most likely long gone. So what’s the next best thing for a video games person who needs to hawk some wares? Why the parking lot of course!

Having secured enough crowd-funding to create a console, but not enough to be inside the E3 venue, the Ouya presence will be felt on some tarmac, just down the road from the Los Angeles Convention Center, according to a press release via Joystiq.

There’ll be games, Ouya consoles and all kinds of electronics out in the parking lot during the E3 run from June 11 to 13, with developers being invited to join the Ouya gang in the blistering LA heat. Which is why yours truly will most likely get sent to go have a look at this, as Geoff handles sunshine about as well as a vampire, only he sparkles more.

Still, that’s one way of saving a few bucks. In other unconfirmed news, Nintendo will also be having a small conference in the ball pit at McDonalds that is just down the road from the LA Center.

Last Updated: May 20, 2013

67 Comments

  1. Is it true that EA’s stall will be outside on the corner where they would be whoring themselves to the highest bidder (read shareholder) as usual?

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    • Tasty peas mixed with porridge

      May 20, 2013 at 13:41

      What bugs would one get from EA STD’s?

      Reply

      • HvR

        May 20, 2013 at 13:47

        Could it be DRModia or maybe it could be DLCtitis?

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      • Trevor Davies

        May 20, 2013 at 13:51

        EAIDS?

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      • HvR

        May 20, 2013 at 14:12

        Do the EA whores turn your penis into MMO forcing you to be online to get an erection?

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        • Tasty peas mixed with porridge

          May 20, 2013 at 14:17

          Only if you want a broken erection, but would you redeem it with a Micro transaction to patch it up?

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          • HvR

            May 20, 2013 at 14:27

            Would they patch or would they offer you the option to choose between 2 old penis, alien penis and a very short Asian penis to make you feel better about your broken erection?

  2. umar bastra

    May 20, 2013 at 13:45

    Did number 5 win?

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    • HvR

      May 20, 2013 at 13:46

      what do you think?

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      • umar bastra

        May 20, 2013 at 13:46

        I don’t know you tell me?

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        • HvR

          May 20, 2013 at 13:47

          But would it be any fun if I tell you?

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          • CaptainNemo42

            May 20, 2013 at 13:51

            Why is everybody asking questions, and not getting answers?

          • HvR

            May 20, 2013 at 13:52

            Could it be that EA bought lazygamer and to post or receive an answer you have to pay $1.99?

          • umar bastra

            May 20, 2013 at 13:51

            Grrrrr…….*ahem* lol

            Well , can’t you give me a lil hint?

          • HvR

            May 20, 2013 at 13:56

            It could be that the answer lies within?

          • umar bastra

            May 20, 2013 at 13:58

            I thought only EVIL lies WITHIN?

          • HvR

            May 20, 2013 at 14:03

            Is this not evil?

          • umar bastra

            May 20, 2013 at 14:17

            Can you define evil?

  3. Tasty peas mixed with porridge

    May 20, 2013 at 13:58

    ???

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  4. Tasty peas mixed with porridge

    May 20, 2013 at 14:01

    ??

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    • Rince an repeat

      May 20, 2013 at 14:07

      Don’t you think he is absolutely terrifying?

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    • HvR

      May 20, 2013 at 14:13

      Is that erwin after make over number 5?

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    • HvR

      May 20, 2013 at 14:13

      Is that erwin after make over number 5?

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      • Trevor Davies

        May 20, 2013 at 14:17

        What were his previous 4 make-overs?

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        • Rince an repeat

          May 20, 2013 at 14:18

          Maybe the cast of the Telly Tubbies?

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          • Trevor Davies

            May 20, 2013 at 14:25

            That sounds plausible, maybe he’ll entertain us with a song?

          • DBL_ZA

            May 20, 2013 at 14:35

            Are you not treading the line very closely?

          • Trevor Davies

            May 20, 2013 at 14:58

            Rules are meant to be broken!

            I’ll have one of these now…

  5. Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    May 20, 2013 at 14:14

    Oh shame man. That’s got to be a bummer. So close yet so far.

    Well, I hope they do well either way.

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    • Rince an repeat

      May 20, 2013 at 14:19

      I assume you are out already?

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      • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

        May 20, 2013 at 14:22

        With?

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        • Trevor Davies

          May 20, 2013 at 14:24

          Didn’t you know the latest community challenge is talking only in questions?

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          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            May 20, 2013 at 14:27

            So I missed the memo did I? When was this announced? I ask for a redo since I missed the announcement, pretty please?

        • Trevor Davies

          May 20, 2013 at 14:24

          Didn’t you know the latest community challenge is talking only in questions?

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  6. Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    May 20, 2013 at 14:14

    Oh shame man. That’s got to be a bummer. So close yet so far.

    Well, I hope they do well either way.

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  7. Kobus Nel

    May 20, 2013 at 15:59

    Oh, ja. WTF is an Ouya?

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  8. DrKiller

    May 20, 2013 at 16:28

    haha is Nintendo becoming a happy meal toy at McDonalds now?

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