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The Ouya will be at E3…in the parking lot

Nothing can possibly go wrong

E3 is a big event yo. Glitz! Glamour! Garmez! Of course, all this costs money, and setting up a killer stall isn’t exactly childs play. Plus, all the space for the event is most likely long gone. So what’s the next best thing for a video games person who needs to hawk some wares? Why the parking lot of course!

Having secured enough crowd-funding to create a console, but not enough to be inside the E3 venue, the Ouya presence will be felt on some tarmac, just down the road from the Los Angeles Convention Center, according to a press release via Joystiq.

There’ll be games, Ouya consoles and all kinds of electronics out in the parking lot during the E3 run from June 11 to 13, with developers being invited to join the Ouya gang in the blistering LA heat. Which is why yours truly will most likely get sent to go have a look at this, as Geoff handles sunshine about as well as a vampire, only he sparkles more.

Still, that’s one way of saving a few bucks. In other unconfirmed news, Nintendo will also be having a small conference in the ball pit at McDonalds that is just down the road from the LA Center.

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Author:Darryn Bonthuys

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.

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  • Deon Steyn

    Any news if I can load up my old sega and nintendo roms on this?

    • FoxOneZA – X-Therminator

      That’s been happening on Android long time.

      • HvR

        Could it be that FoxOne only lasted an hour and a half?

        • Rince an repeat

          Are you surprised?

      • Deon Steyn

        Will the real judge please stand up?

      • PointMan

        Can he have the banhammer please?

    • Trevor Davies

      Didn’t they say it would be a completely open platform?

      • Deon Steyn

        I’m not sure where did you here that rumor?

        • Trevor Davies

          Wasn’t it part of their Kickstarter drive?

          • HvR

            But isn’t Kickstarter the platform of lies?

          • Trevor Davies

            How could it be THE platform of lies when we still have politics?

          • Deon Steyn

            I can’t remember that far back, when was it?

        • Trevor Davies

          Wasn’t it part of their Kickstarter drive?

    • http://twitter.com/SaveTheQueenIX umar bastra

      What roms would you want to play? Don’t you think it would be fun to play some Chrono Trigger on your big screen?

      • Deon Steyn

        Exactly wouldn’t you?

        • http://twitter.com/SaveTheQueenIX umar bastra

          I would, but how does one find time to play these games?

          • PointMan

            Did you forget to add something to the end of you sentence?

          • http://twitter.com/SaveTheQueenIX umar bastra

            What is this ‘Something’ you speak of?….. :P LOL

          • PointMan

            That was a close one was it not?

          • http://twitter.com/SaveTheQueenIX umar bastra

            Very close, you won’t tell on me….will you?

          • PointMan

            Am I just going to keep quiet? Is that what you want to know?

          • http://twitter.com/SaveTheQueenIX umar bastra

            yes, we wouldn’t want anything bad to happen to you if tell one me now….would we?…..

          • DBL_ZA

            Aren’t you grateful that the spelling check isn’t in effect too? :P

          • PointMan

            Do i see a grammer nazi?

          • DBL_ZA

            Are you not entertained???

          • http://twitter.com/SaveTheQueenIX umar bastra

            I er…Uhmm, that was intentional, is it not obvious?….

          • Deon Steyn

            Don’t know, where ca I find a flux capacitor?

          • http://twitter.com/SaveTheQueenIX umar bastra

            lol …. Do you think Dr. Emmett has a spare one laying around?

          • Deon Steyn

            Do you have his number I will call him?

          • http://twitter.com/SaveTheQueenIX umar bastra

            What Mad scientist is available on a Monday?

          • Deon Steyn

            Dexter?

          • http://twitter.com/SaveTheQueenIX umar bastra

            Is he not a serial killer?

          • Deon Steyn

            He’s a boy genius but is he smart enough?

          • http://twitter.com/SaveTheQueenIX umar bastra

            lol …. Do you think Dr. Emmett has a spare one laying around?

    • private_baboon

      Is there something wrong with these guys?

      • Deon Steyn

        Which guys?

      • PointMan

        Do you think i should go back to work?

      • DBL_ZA

        Would you kindly see the meme below?

  • HvR

    Is it true that EA’s stall will be outside on the corner where they would be whoring themselves to the highest bidder (read shareholder) as usual?

    • Tasty peas mixed with porridge

      What bugs would one get from EA STD’s?

      • HvR

        Could it be DRModia or maybe it could be DLCtitis?

      • Trevor Davies

        EAIDS?

      • HvR

        Do the EA whores turn your penis into MMO forcing you to be online to get an erection?

        • Tasty peas mixed with porridge

          Only if you want a broken erection, but would you redeem it with a Micro transaction to patch it up?

          • HvR

            Would they patch or would they offer you the option to choose between 2 old penis, alien penis and a very short Asian penis to make you feel better about your broken erection?

  • http://twitter.com/SaveTheQueenIX umar bastra

    Did number 5 win?

    • HvR

      what do you think?

      • http://twitter.com/SaveTheQueenIX umar bastra

        I don’t know you tell me?

        • HvR

          But would it be any fun if I tell you?

          • CaptainNemo42

            Why is everybody asking questions, and not getting answers?

          • HvR

            Could it be that EA bought lazygamer and to post or receive an answer you have to pay $1.99?

          • http://twitter.com/SaveTheQueenIX umar bastra

            Grrrrr…….*ahem* lol

            Well , can’t you give me a lil hint?

          • HvR

            It could be that the answer lies within?

          • http://twitter.com/SaveTheQueenIX umar bastra

            I thought only EVIL lies WITHIN?

          • HvR

            Is this not evil?

          • http://twitter.com/SaveTheQueenIX umar bastra

            Can you define evil?

  • Tasty peas mixed with porridge

    ???

  • Tasty peas mixed with porridge

    ??

    • Rince an repeat

      Don’t you think he is absolutely terrifying?

    • HvR

      Is that erwin after make over number 5?

    • HvR

      Is that erwin after make over number 5?

      • Trevor Davies

        What were his previous 4 make-overs?

        • Rince an repeat

          Maybe the cast of the Telly Tubbies?

          • Trevor Davies

            That sounds plausible, maybe he’ll entertain us with a song?

          • DBL_ZA

            Are you not treading the line very closely?

          • Trevor Davies

            Rules are meant to be broken!

            I’ll have one of these now…

  • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    Oh shame man. That’s got to be a bummer. So close yet so far.

    Well, I hope they do well either way.

    • Rince an repeat

      I assume you are out already?

      • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

        With?

        • Trevor Davies

          Didn’t you know the latest community challenge is talking only in questions?

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            So I missed the memo did I? When was this announced? I ask for a redo since I missed the announcement, pretty please?

        • Trevor Davies

          Didn’t you know the latest community challenge is talking only in questions?

  • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    Oh shame man. That’s got to be a bummer. So close yet so far.

    Well, I hope they do well either way.

  • http://twitter.com/ClericZA Kobus Nel

    Oh, ja. WTF is an Ouya?

  • DrKiller

    haha is Nintendo becoming a happy meal toy at McDonalds now?

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