It is finally the weekend and I plan on canceling all social engagements so that I can play games. I am doing research, but I believe that I need approximately eight more hours each day to do all the things that I want to do. Anyone have a Delorean I can borrow?
Best Story
So much good news this week. Half-Life 3 might still happen in VR, Skyrim is improving and our COD: AW tournament was a massive success. However, my favorite news of the week was that I was surprised by how much I loved Helldivers. It wasn’t a game on my radar – I didn’t expect to even like it, and instead I’m absolutely won over by it.
Worst Story
Bad news if you’re not in possession of a new generation console – you won’t be playing Mad Max. Of course, regardless of which consoles you have, you won’t be playing Gone Home either. Sony sees f2p games as a major part of its future, but the worst news come from Microsoft this week.
Halo was broken in SA for months. We reached out for comment from Microsoft and they avoided us for a while. It appears that they waited to comment until they were prepared to flip the switch and get multiplayer to work properly (this is total speculation and not an accusation – it’s just how things seem from the outside).
Best ION
I know you guys hate that I choose food almost every week, but I am a huge Ramen fan and I couldn’t pass on this one. I actually prefer Udon to Ramen, but it’s still a delectable soup that makes me incredibly happy. Winter is coming, and so is Ramen season.
Most Comments
Oh look, what a surprise. Geoff wrote about PC being the dominant gaming platform and people had lots to say. Then again, most of the comments were about the header image instead. In other news, the sun is scheduled to rise tomorrow.
Least Comments
Poor Sandy, people didn’t leave him many comments this week. That’s despite publishing breaking news about HTC making Valve’s VR headset. How will we ever convince him to work late again?
Batman of the Week
Is this the beginning of a streak, because I really don’t want to imagine a streaking Darryn. Still, he is our Batman of the week and we must all take a knee.
Header of the Week
It isn’t only about photoshop skills. Sometimes, it just takes the right image on the right topic to make everyone laugh and comment. Geoff wins with Brett the Hitman Hart usage on his article titled “PC is, was, and always will be the dominant gaming platform.”
Comment of the Week
The Wank Band led to some hilarious comments. HvR wins it with his cunning use of Batman gif and Darryn joke.
Probably the reason why we haven’t had loadshedding for more than a week.
Bonus Content
So close to going over 9000. Please just keep watching on repeat and make Darryn happy in time for the weekend.
Last Updated: March 6, 2015
Admiral Chief
March 6, 2015 at 12:32
Worst things? The flippen DDOSing
Pariah
March 6, 2015 at 12:42
DDOSing is the latest excuse to end an online conversation.
I
hi
there?
Fuck DDOS.
*Logs off*
Hammersteyn
March 6, 2015 at 12:42
Congrats Darryn and HVR XD
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/281/a/2/batman_twerk_gif_by_tmntlover001-d6pps1y.gif
Pariah
March 6, 2015 at 12:43
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m91stsbIyw1qmt28to1_400.gif
Blood Emperor Trevor
March 6, 2015 at 12:44
TWERK IT, DARRYN!
Admiral Chief
March 6, 2015 at 12:44
Must be Harley in the Batsuit
Admiral Chief
March 6, 2015 at 12:45
http://i.imgur.com/VOCaJvp.gif
Matewis Jubilai
March 6, 2015 at 12:53
Lol now I want to watch some Ren&Stimpy 😀
Hammersteyn
March 6, 2015 at 13:03
YES!
Blood Emperor Trevor
March 6, 2015 at 12:45
Breaking news: Zoe confirms the Sun is a PC.
Pariah
March 6, 2015 at 12:46
Now if only people could see the light. Leave your caves peasants!!! The lord of light has spoken!
Hammersteyn
March 6, 2015 at 12:47
IT BURNS!
Pariah
March 6, 2015 at 12:47
http://i00.i.aliimg.com/photo/v1/118026656/Satin_Smooth_Sunblock.jpg
Hammersteyn
March 6, 2015 at 12:50
That’s better
https://ofmusingsandwonderings.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/edward_sparkling-1.jpg
Blood Emperor Trevor
March 6, 2015 at 12:54
Better for who? :/
Pariah
March 6, 2015 at 13:01
Teenage girls. AKA @hammersteyn:disqus
Hammersteyn
March 6, 2015 at 13:03
Hey you called me out
Blood Emperor Trevor
March 6, 2015 at 12:50
It’s the radiation. Sure it’ll probably give you cancer, but isn’t it worth the risk to possibly get super powers?
Hammersteyn
March 6, 2015 at 12:51
Only if I was born on Krypton.
RinceThis
March 6, 2015 at 12:58
Oh, he’s back! Get back to work!
Blood Emperor Trevor
March 6, 2015 at 12:59
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Blood Emperor Trevor
March 6, 2015 at 12:59
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Pariah
March 6, 2015 at 13:01
That is one hella cute cat!
RinceThis
March 6, 2015 at 13:19
This what your manager looks like ever since the net came back online?
RinceThis
March 6, 2015 at 12:50
Another bonkers week people! Great show!
HvR
March 6, 2015 at 13:11
Wacky Weekend Confirmed !!!!!! Whooooo
HvR
March 6, 2015 at 12:51
Woohooo, another notch in the old comment belt.
Like to thank Pariah for the setup and inspiration.
Pariah
March 6, 2015 at 13:00
Hey, you turned a decent joke into an epic one. I couldn’t stop laughing at your gif. XD
Ranting Raptor
March 6, 2015 at 12:55
http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2012/162/7/f/naruto_ramen_no_jutsu_by_smithchoy-d533wef.jpg
Pariah
March 6, 2015 at 13:05
7 Bowls?
Ranting Raptor
March 6, 2015 at 14:12
NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO