Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! I’ve been binging on the Metal Gear franchise lately, and by binging, I mean sitting back and watching millions of hours of cinematics because actual gameplay isn’t a thing apparently. I wonder if my cats would mind if I kept this large cardboard box for myself for future stealth missions… I mean… FOR REASONS! Nothing to see here, look away from the box! I AM INVISIBLE!
Best Stories
Excited for more Activision PEWPEWPEW later this year? What about the fact that it’s almost guaranteed (and 99.99999999% confirmerd) that South Africa will have its own local dedicated servers? That sounds like some damn fantastic news to me!
What’s a weekly wrap without some MOBA news? Exactly! Kharazim has entered the Heroes of the Storm Nexus, which makes me feel or warm and fuzzy on the inside!
Got some cash to spare and interested in getting a new PS4? Take a look at this Darth Vader limited edition bundle, it may just be the droid… er… console you’ve been looking for!
Worst Stories
Metal Gear Solid V is coming, HOORAY! Getting the game on PC? Sorry… you might as well go cry in that cardboard box while the game downloads during release day. Apparently pre-loading won’t be a thing!
In other terrible news, Rainbow Six Siege has been delayed! If you’re excited for the tactical shooter, fear not, it hasn’t been pushed too far back. It’ll still be released before the end of the year – assuming it doesn’t get delayed further!
Oh, and I can’t leave this story out. Evil Geniuses may have won The International, but that hasn’t stopped them from kicking out Aui_2000 from the team shortly after their massive achievement. WTF? Politics…
Random Stories
Been playing Fallout Shelter? So have loads of other people, enough to put together this infographic that burns with the heat of 6 932 suns. If being burnt to a crisp ain’t your thing, why not swipe right to go on a hot date with Vault Boy on Tinder instead?
In other news, Twitch is taking on Dark Souls. The community have managed to beat the game’s first boss, though only thanks to a new democracy and a re-rolled character. Impressive or not… that’s still pretty damn random!
ION of the Week
I WAS going to give myself the ION award, because honestly, Xursday Thursday is pure genius, if I say so myself. Then Zoe wired millions of rands into my account, twisting my arm enough to give her the shiny trophy for Wednesday Wednesday!
Most Comments
Windows 10 won’t play games that use SafeDisc Or Securom DRM? Damn, that article was enough to squeeze 147 comments out of you lot!
Least Comments
Er… I haven’t a clue! The site has undergone a slight redesign yet again, and Lord Gaven hasn’t implemented a comment count on the older articles. This article by Darryn though, talking about the the GTA V Rockstar Editor finally coming to the Xbox One and PS4, only has one comment. DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER! OR LOSER!
Batman of the Week
Just as sure as the sun will rise each morning, Geoff will be our Batman… AT LEAST FOR THIS WEEK! One day this award will be mine. Hey, why are you all laughing? I’M BEING SERIOUS!
Cabbage of the Week
It was a close battle between Al and I this week. Last I checked though, he was at the bottom of the pile! Tell me porra bro, how does that knife in your back feel?
Header of the Week
There were far too many awesome headers this week! I couldn’t decide which I personally preferred, so I’m chucking them all here for you to decide.
Oh Geoff, it is a mad world indeed!
The Grand Tournament, the upcoming expansion for Hearthstone, will be out soon! I can’t wait to get my hands on all the new cards, including these that Darryn summoned up by the power of photoshop. COME ON BLIZZARD MAKE IT SO!
Comment of the Week
Friends, I have read very few articles this week, and thus, have not kept up with all the comments. I have been that busy!
Ok, you really want a comment of the week? Here’s one I er… found, from a complete stranger I have no affiliation to, called HairyKnees:
Guise, Matty has been busy so leave him alone. Also, he’s the best writer on Lazygamer by far! Those other losers can go ahead and get into the f%#&ing sea! lol
Sounds legit! Coincidentally, the article that comment came from was lost in a recent office fire. Oh well.
Bonus Content
I always wondered why Darryn said his favourite planet was the sun…
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Last Updated: August 21, 2015
Ranting Raptor
August 21, 2015 at 12:36
I always knew the best comment was rigged. Now we have proof!!!
Ranting Raptor
August 21, 2015 at 12:36
I always knew the best comment was rigged. Now we have proof!!!
RinceThis
August 21, 2015 at 13:38
Agreed…
HvR
August 21, 2015 at 13:58
Komrads we must fight so that every one can be Batman every week.
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 21, 2015 at 13:53
It’s worse than that. How come only the writers only win Batman of the Week? Think about it.
Ranting Raptor
August 21, 2015 at 14:36
*GASP*
Hammersteyn
August 21, 2015 at 12:36
Geoff is Batman….or is he Trump?
Hammersteyn
August 21, 2015 at 12:36
Geoff is Batman….or is he Trump?
Ranting Raptor
August 21, 2015 at 12:36
You know what this site needs? Another themed comment week. That was fun last time.
Ottokie
August 21, 2015 at 12:37
Gif of the week xD
Ranting Raptor
August 21, 2015 at 12:37
oooooh. We can theme the week by saying every comment must include a gif of some sort…. mmmmmmmm
Ottokie
August 21, 2015 at 12:38
Hahaha o dear the load times that will cause
Ranting Raptor
August 21, 2015 at 12:40
*rubs hands in glee*
http://media.giphy.com/media/o6x9tX1Csr7gs/giphy.gif
Ottokie
August 21, 2015 at 12:41
But a theme comment week might be fun, just like the AARRRRRR pirate one that pops up on its own now and then xD
Hammersteyn
August 21, 2015 at 12:42
YAAAAAAAAAAR! we need the Admiral for that though
Ranting Raptor
August 21, 2015 at 12:43
ARRRRRR. Pirate gif week it be!!!!!
Admiral Chief on the mend
August 21, 2015 at 13:13
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
RinceThis
August 21, 2015 at 13:46
Umm.. If you want Geoff to jump down your throat, you can try that…
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 21, 2015 at 14:43
Don’t you mean walk the plank down his throat? :/
RinceThis
August 21, 2015 at 13:46
Umm.. If you want Geoff to jump down your throat, you can try that…
Hammersteyn
August 21, 2015 at 12:41
Cat gifs incoming!
http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a5KWOPN_460sa.gif
Ottokie
August 21, 2015 at 12:42
http://www.drodd.com/images10/funny-cat-gifs4.gif
Hammersteyn
August 21, 2015 at 12:44
http://giant.gfycat.com/UnknownExhaustedCondor.gif
Ottokie
August 21, 2015 at 12:50
XD
My Internet is chopped again today thx to Afrihost cant even load GIF’s fast enough
Ottokie
August 21, 2015 at 12:50
http://i.imgur.com/3Kl2BEk.gif
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 21, 2015 at 12:55
I haven’t laughed so hard at something since that one time Rince talked.
Deceased
August 21, 2015 at 13:48
Egad, I love the comment section XD
Ottokie
August 21, 2015 at 12:38
Hahaha o dear the load times that will cause
HvR
August 21, 2015 at 13:04
Woohooo Happy dance
http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/fat-guy-in-thong-dancing.gif
Ranting Raptor
August 21, 2015 at 13:05
lol lol lol
Ranting Raptor
August 21, 2015 at 12:37
oooooh. We can theme the week by saying every comment must include a gif of some sort…. mmmmmmmm
Ottokie
August 21, 2015 at 12:37
Gif of the week xD
Ranting Raptor
August 21, 2015 at 12:36
You know what this site needs? Another themed comment week. That was fun last time.
Hammersteyn
August 21, 2015 at 12:37
Congrats hairyknees…….. Never heard of him though but he sounds like a plonker.
Ir0nseraph
August 21, 2015 at 12:38
He might be a Dota player too.
Ottokie
August 21, 2015 at 12:39
Hahaha right in the bot lane!
Ottokie
August 21, 2015 at 12:39
Hahaha right in the bot lane!
Hammersteyn
August 21, 2015 at 12:41
Same thing as plonker
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 21, 2015 at 12:42
That’s highly offensive to plonkers.
Hammersteyn
August 21, 2015 at 12:43
I apologize
Ir0nseraph
August 21, 2015 at 12:44
XD
hairyknees
August 21, 2015 at 12:53
HOW RUDE!! XD
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 21, 2015 at 13:51
That’s what I just said!
Ir0nseraph
August 21, 2015 at 12:38
He might be a Dota player too.
hairyknees
August 21, 2015 at 12:53
xD
Ranting Raptor
August 21, 2015 at 12:54
and looks like a toilet brush….
hairyknees
August 21, 2015 at 12:55
O_O
Ranting Raptor
August 21, 2015 at 13:00
enough bristles and stuff on the head 😉
VampyreSquirrel
August 21, 2015 at 13:00
He’d make a better mop though.
Ranting Raptor
August 21, 2015 at 13:01
Valid point
Hammersteyn
August 21, 2015 at 12:37
Congrats hairyknees…….. Never heard of him though but he sounds like a plonker.
Generic ZA
August 21, 2015 at 12:43
Two paws up for content cat in a box header 😀
Ottokie
August 21, 2015 at 12:45
A vote for cat is a vote for the people!
HvR
August 21, 2015 at 13:08
This is Koo-ruption and Nemotism. Pay back the comment
Admiral Chief on the mend
August 21, 2015 at 13:12
Agreed