It was a cold day. Most of the Lazygamer staff had coccooned themselves too deep into their blankets, resulting in a situation where they were warm and comfy, but would have to eventually leave their fabric chrysalis for a toilet break. It was up to me to write the weekly wrap-up. But then again, I could always outsource the work to India yet again…
Best Story
None of the staff here wins this award this week. Instead, Llewellyn Crossley gets top honours, for thoughtful and well written column on the pros and cons of the Xbox One 180 turn. Well done man, some great reading there.
Worst Story
The fungus from The Last of Us is a real thing. This is a story that included a picture of a massive spider that had just been on the receiving end of a Cordyceps bukkake blast, and will haunt my dreams for years to come.
Best ION Header Image
Felipe Bohorquez gets the nod this week. And if you’re wondering why she’s upside down, I did that just to mess with Erwin’s various theories about directional eye candy. Ha!
Most Comments
Playstation 4. Graphics. Measuring. If there’s one thing that you guys love, it’s got to be comparing the size of,er,stuff, Yeah, I’m going to back out slowly now. Put the tape measure away. Nothing to see here.
Least Comments
I’ve…got the least comments this week? For an article that has a kickass Superman action figure at sixth scale? But guys, c’mon! Look, his costume is based on the new mesh fabric used in the film, which is a complete departure from his newer look in the New 52 DC comics, and a big departure from his classic DC look with red underoos and…
Batman of the week
That honour goes to Geoff this week. And honestly, I have no problem with that. Because it means that everyone else isn’t Batman, and I’m not alone in my suffering. But I’ll be back in my top position, sooner or later.
Oh, you think the award is your ally, don’t you Geoff? But you merely adopted the Batman of the week; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn’t see the award until I was already a man, and by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!
Best Header Image
Seeing as how everyone else is dominating today, and I’m not freaking Batman, a fact that burns my ass, I’m taking this header award. Because this image for upcoming anime games truly is over 9000…bytes. Sorry about your bandwidth folks. No, no I’m not.
Best Comment
By now, you may have noticed that we can be a bunch of sarcastic bastards some days. No, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally, we are. And I think we may have infected a bunch of you with our Stark sarc. And that’s why Trevor Davies is winning a no-prize today for this little em of a reply:
“You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination.”
Trevor DaviesExactly right, when a woman asks if those jeans make her look fat you lie & say no, if a man asks you lie & say yes. Completely different lies & therefore not abominable. Unlike the snowman, which is abominable.
Last Updated: June 28, 2013
Spathi
June 28, 2013 at 12:33
Even the best IONs are inverted!! PROOF OF OUR DOMINANCE!
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
June 28, 2013 at 12:43
No, it just proves you are freaks 😛
Lord Chaos
June 28, 2013 at 12:51
Nothing like the sound of high heels banging against the headboard.
Wait… What??
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
June 28, 2013 at 12:53
The only inversion that is good 😛
Kobus Nel
June 28, 2013 at 13:25
http://i.imgur.com/b6QUUwq.gif
Argentil
June 28, 2013 at 12:38
Hmm, she looks more photoshopped upside down. What is this trickery? You’re messing with my perception.
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
June 28, 2013 at 13:17
It doesn’t conform to the left to right something something that Erwin always talks about
Captain Minion TallTwit
June 28, 2013 at 12:39
Congrats everyone, especially @Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
June 28, 2013 at 12:41
Thank you good sir 🙂
Kobus Nel
June 28, 2013 at 13:23
Yes, and I think that comment of Admiral Chief Groot Wors should go into effect! Sir Llewellus Crossilus the Rantus Maximus! 🙂
Airborne
June 28, 2013 at 12:39
Hmmmph! the Gratuitous Kitty Shot from yesterday shoulda won… All Cat lovers that agree, raise ur paws!!!
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
June 28, 2013 at 12:40
I don’t have a paw. But I shall raise my hand
Airborne
June 28, 2013 at 12:46
For your post, kind Sir… Congrats…
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
June 28, 2013 at 12:49
Kitteh! So cute and awesome!
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
June 28, 2013 at 12:41
Thanx for the opportunity to post that column guys and girls 🙂 It was rather awesome 🙂
Trevor Davies
June 28, 2013 at 13:13
It was written like a SIR!
Umar Kiiroi Senk?
June 28, 2013 at 14:16
Awesome Stuff man 🙂
Happy Hamster
June 28, 2013 at 12:42
Rambo Gives this a Thumbs Up
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
June 28, 2013 at 12:48
Dat face 0_o
I’m not sure whether to laugh, cry or run away.
Captain Minion TallTwit
June 28, 2013 at 12:49
I suspect do all 3, in that very order.
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
June 28, 2013 at 12:49
hahaha
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
June 28, 2013 at 12:42
Twas a good week 🙂 Lots of lolz all round!
Captain Minion TallTwit
June 28, 2013 at 12:45
Lots of kick ass in this article.
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
June 28, 2013 at 12:55
Dynamic entry!!!!!!!
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
June 28, 2013 at 12:46
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AM THE CHAMPION, MY FRIENDS
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
June 28, 2013 at 12:47
No time for losers for you are the champion….
Airborne
June 28, 2013 at 12:49
No Dude… you’re BATMAN!!!
Argentil
June 28, 2013 at 12:50
Ok, but who is Bruce Wayne?
RinceWind
June 28, 2013 at 13:05
Is this a self shot Geoff? Love what you’ve done with your teeth 😉
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
June 28, 2013 at 13:08
Hahahahahahahha
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
June 28, 2013 at 13:10
Here’s a selfie.
HARRROOOOOOO!
RinceWind
June 28, 2013 at 13:17
And here’s one I made earlier… (in 2 seconds yes)
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
June 28, 2013 at 13:18
haha. hahahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHA. Legend!
Ultimo_Cleric N7
June 28, 2013 at 13:24
Rince I love you.
RinceWind
June 28, 2013 at 13:27
Well, I mean, urgm, I have no whisky left man…
hairyknees
June 28, 2013 at 13:29
xD
RinceWind
June 28, 2013 at 13:04
Trevor win! lol
Trevor Davies
June 28, 2013 at 13:10
This is the best no-prize I’ve ever won.
“Put the tape measure away. Nothing to see here.” – THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!
hairyknees
June 28, 2013 at 13:29
WOOT! Go Llewellyn 😀
Vampyre Squirrel
June 28, 2013 at 13:34
Congrats Trevor and Llew!!!
Unavengedavo
June 28, 2013 at 14:03
The fungus from The Last of Us is a real thing. article made me google a bit… I am now afraid to step out of the house!
http://www.cracked.com/article_19384_the-5-creepiest-ways-animals-have-mastered-mind-control.html