Ladies and gentlemen, it is Friday and…Holy crap, it’s Friday? What the hell did I drink on Monday night? And why did I wake up in a bathtub full of ice and with a suspicious scar on my side?
Best Story
There were plenty of feel-good stories this week, from a plea for gamers to not be dicks yesterday for Madiba’s birthday, through to more charitable ventures. But seeing as how I’m a cheap bastard who has toilet paper drying on the washing line, the idea of the Oculus Rift one day being free was far more awesome in my opinion.
Worst Story
There’s no shortage of people in this world that’d sooner blame those darn vidjer garmez for the eventual fall and collapse of society, but incorrectly singling it out with any facts or evidence for a death of a teenager? That’s most likely why hobos these days refuse to wipe their buttocks with the Daily Mail, which isn’t even worth the rags its printed on.
Best ION Header
It seems that Johanna Lundback has given several of you hope. At least I’m praying that that is hope in your pants.
Most Comments
I was on track this week to get most comments, an award that I covet far more than Zoe and her incessant pleas for Batman of the week. Victory would have been mine this week, mine I say! Then as usual, Geoff took me from behind with a 205 comment post. And he didn’t even buy me supper first.
Least Comments
Dammit, I’m sucking harder than a euphemism that I can’t remember right now. Not only do I get pipped for most comments yet again, but I’ve received least comments as well for the EVO round-up post. It’s like you guys would rather watch people bliksem one another in real life.
Batman Of The Week
Aww yeah. Once again, my rad skills, eye to detail and eagerness to work have paid off. No, that’s a lie. It’s all thanks to Pokémon. I REGRET NOTHING!
Ha! Brenda Fassie was a little too eager this week and he is not actually Batman… in fact I, the great and gloating Gavin Mannion, stole Batman in the last 10 minutes with a 0.1% winning margin… SUCK IT SUNSHINE
Header Image Of The Week
The beauty of Geoff’s header this week, is that if you found it funny, then you’re most likely also feeling bad afterwards for actually understanding what it means. Yep, we’re all horrible people.
Comment Of The Week
We usually have a comment here that is most times a few cuckoos short of an insane asylum, but Brenz takes the cake this week for being so, so dry about Modern Warfare 4. So no Bells for him, but give hima Savannah instead:
Ooh another modern warfare, i cannot wait.
Now I realise that this site approaches gaming news with a slightly humorous light, but to even say the words new IP in context with these studios is silly, there is humour and then there is silliness, please control yourselves in the future.
Last Updated: July 19, 2013
Ultimo_Cleric N7
July 19, 2013 at 12:35
I was sure my STDee pokemon comment would have won.
SO I guess he really IS the Pokemon nobody wants……oh well. STDEE…..RETURN.
RinceWind
July 19, 2013 at 12:40
Well done Brenz! And he’s only just started interacting with us! Nice way to say hello!
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
July 19, 2013 at 12:41
dat comment 0_o
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
July 19, 2013 at 13:02
It was FUNNY. 😀
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
July 19, 2013 at 13:03
Can’t argue with that lol
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 19, 2013 at 12:55
BRRRRENDA FASSIE!!!
John Ambitious
July 19, 2013 at 12:55
You seem excited
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 19, 2013 at 12:58
Always excited when Brenda gets trolled by fellow staff
FoxOneZA - X-Therminator
July 19, 2013 at 12:59
Why is this place so quiet for a Friday?
Unavengedavo
July 19, 2013 at 13:02
Because that is the only time people actually do any work 😛
Skyblue
July 19, 2013 at 13:06
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Lardus
July 19, 2013 at 13:05
Took you from…no…scarred NOOOO! And yup, I get the Brazzers thing, but I am a pervert so its all good 🙂
Skyblue
July 19, 2013 at 13:10
Fukken LOL!!
Anon A Mouse
July 19, 2013 at 13:28
I had to Google Brazzers before I could confirm that my mind was actually on the right (wrong?) track. And I’m not ashamed to admit that.
Unavengedavo
July 19, 2013 at 13:46
Hope you didn’t do that at work…
Anon A Mouse
July 19, 2013 at 14:40
I actually did….
AndrewJacksonZA
July 19, 2013 at 14:08
Aw yeah! KOTOR does not disappoint! I was hoping that it would have the most comments this week… 😀
Vampyre Squirrel
July 19, 2013 at 14:11
Loving following the comments between Rince, Darryn, Geoff and Gavin on Twitter today…
Brenz
July 21, 2013 at 06:58
Comment if the week, awwww yeah.
You honour me 🙂