You know what it means if you’re reading this. You are more than halfway through Friday, which really means its the weekend. Yay! It’s pants-less time! Oh no wait, don’t do that if you’re still at work. Here’s your favorite part of the week, when we mock the winners and losers among us.
Best Story
Sure, some of you may think that Titanfall beta access is the best thing ever, but you would be wrong. The idea of Broforce spreading it’s sweaty, testosterone fueled epic-awesomeness across more platforms, is simply fantastic.
Worst Story
So many candidates for this one. It’s never good when people lose their jobs, and the MSSA continuing to misrepresent themselves is also unpleasant. But really, King continuing with their awful lawsuits really takes the cake, or is it the chocolate?
Best ION Header
I’m thoroughly enjoying this Cosplay Wednesday ION. I did request that Darryn used some male cosplay as well, but his gender confusion proved to cross all boundaries as he said he often couldn’t tell the boys from the girls anyway.
Most Comments
I win I win I win! The internet descended upon my TESO preview to tell me that my opinions were wrong. Yay!
Least Comments
Aw, poor Stephen. No one cared about his article about Spelunky getting an update.
Batman of the Week
I don’t want to whine or anything, but you should all know just how close I came to being Batman. I mean, really close. But noooooo, you all just had to love Geoff more than me. Which, I suppose is understandable. He is sorta more awesome than the rest of us.
Header Image of the Week
While technically not a header image, the guys did some amazing work with photoshop for our awesome mash-up article. We really did giggle far too much coming up with epic names, and Geoff blew me away with this image – he even changed the character icon in the upper corner.
Comment of the Week
This oldie but goodie comes from TiMsTeR1033 from the article about EA seeing the Battlefield 4 launch as successful:
Last Updated: February 14, 2014
Ottokie
February 14, 2014 at 12:38
Grats TiMsTeR1033, so so true about EA
VampyreSquirrel
February 14, 2014 at 12:38
Lol! Congrats Tim!!!!
Unavengedavo
February 14, 2014 at 12:39
Timmy… You go girl!!! *runs for the hills*
Gavin Mannion
February 14, 2014 at 12:39
bah I saw a better comment but they wouldn’t let me use it
RinceandLeSIGH
February 14, 2014 at 12:44
Well give it up?
VampyreSquirrel
February 14, 2014 at 12:56
Give him a chance, he’s finding it… or something.
Gavin Mannion
February 14, 2014 at 13:16
“My company blocks lazygamer but then I just wait a few hours for the same article to show up on [redacted]”
I was told to stop being so childish though 🙁
RinceandLeSIGH
February 14, 2014 at 13:17
HAHA! Nice one 🙂 Should have been used, should have been used…
Unavengedavo
February 14, 2014 at 13:19
Lol, which article was this? 😛
General JJ the ashamed
February 14, 2014 at 13:23
Nice.
Unavengedavo
February 14, 2014 at 12:51
Which comment might that be?
TiMsTeR1033
February 14, 2014 at 12:52
another one from me!
VampyreSquirrel
February 14, 2014 at 12:55
YOUR staff wouldn’t let you use it? lol
Hammersteyn
February 14, 2014 at 12:57
um, which one?
*Edit – I see they’ve asked
Her Highness the Hipster
February 14, 2014 at 12:58
because it technically wan’t on our site! 😛
VampyreSquirrel
February 14, 2014 at 12:59
lol! I’m guessing it was on TheMovies
TiMsTeR1033
February 14, 2014 at 13:01
I will find the comment!
VampyreSquirrel
February 14, 2014 at 13:01
Good luck on your crazy endevour
TiMsTeR1033
February 14, 2014 at 13:02
I gave up its too much like hard work.
VampyreSquirrel
February 14, 2014 at 13:03
Wow, it only took you around 45 seconds to give up… impressive.
General JJ the ashamed
February 14, 2014 at 13:03
He likes setting records
TiMsTeR1033
February 14, 2014 at 13:04
I can see where this is going.. it ends here.
General JJ the ashamed
February 14, 2014 at 13:04
LOL
That’s what she said!
TiMsTeR1033
February 14, 2014 at 13:03
a world record! nah I am too gatvol this week, work been killer!
Admiral Chief in Vegas
February 14, 2014 at 12:41
TANYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TiMsTeR1033
February 14, 2014 at 12:43
I WON!!! YAY! now I can go streaking now!! STREAKING!!
Norm
February 14, 2014 at 12:46
lolwut???
TiMsTeR1033
February 14, 2014 at 12:47
hahaha.
VampyreSquirrel
February 14, 2014 at 12:52
The poor West rand… @Unavengedavo:disqus careful out there boet.
TiMsTeR1033
February 14, 2014 at 12:53
Thats right, in the westrand we know how to use bricks!
Unavengedavo
February 14, 2014 at 13:14
Well if I see you streaking past me I will be sure to show the rest of LG just how good we are at using bricks…
General JJ the ashamed
February 14, 2014 at 13:16
I’ll fund that film if you want to add dramatic music and nice filters.
Unavengedavo
February 14, 2014 at 13:17
Just as long as the makeup doesn’t include “Smokey eye” O_o
General JJ the ashamed
February 14, 2014 at 13:22
Wait a second…
VampyreSquirrel
February 14, 2014 at 13:23
HAHAHAHA! WINNAH!
Norm
February 14, 2014 at 12:57
Thank goodness I am no where there.
General JJ the ashamed
February 14, 2014 at 13:04
How glad I am I live in Cape Town
TiMsTeR1033
February 14, 2014 at 13:05
How I wish I lived there.
Weanerdog
February 14, 2014 at 16:46
Gratz mate
RinceandLeSIGH
February 14, 2014 at 12:44
Well done @TiMsTeR1033 :disqus I think you’ve been waiting quite a while for this 😉
TiMsTeR1033
February 14, 2014 at 12:48
You have no idea man. been awhile since my previous victory.
Norm
February 14, 2014 at 12:45
@TiMsTeR1033 :disqus … well done!
TiMsTeR1033
February 14, 2014 at 12:46
I just want to say a big shout out to all my fans! *sniff* I couldn’t of done this without all of you! Next I will aim to make world peace.
VampyreSquirrel
February 14, 2014 at 12:51
*applauds* BRAVO BRAVO
Hammersteyn
February 14, 2014 at 12:57
TIMMY!
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
February 14, 2014 at 12:47
How close is close?
Also, grats Timmy!
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
February 14, 2014 at 12:57
She needed an article to get about 5000 hits this morning. so not /that/ close realy. 😉
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
February 14, 2014 at 13:18
Wow, that’s quite a bit for 1 article
Rainman
February 14, 2014 at 12:48
If Zoe gets Batman she will have to pose for an ION Header…
TiMsTeR1033
February 14, 2014 at 12:49
The last time she fooled us all.
Her Highness the Hipster
February 14, 2014 at 12:57
but i have yet to be batman… so, it’s allowed to troll 😛
VampyreSquirrel
February 14, 2014 at 12:57
She has a valid point there @timster1033:disqus
Hammersteyn
February 14, 2014 at 12:59
I’d rather you be Batgirl not Batman *shudders*
VampyreSquirrel
February 14, 2014 at 12:59
Hahaha! I totally agree with that
TiMsTeR1033
February 14, 2014 at 13:00
If you win batman award, you must cosplay bat girl or harlequin!
General JJ the ashamed
February 14, 2014 at 13:01
Timmeh! My girlfriend actually posted that on my FB wall this week too.
TiMsTeR1033
February 14, 2014 at 13:02
Then she wins too!
Matewis Jubilai
February 14, 2014 at 13:12
valentine’s day 😛
Unavengedavo
February 14, 2014 at 13:34
For those of you who don’t know yet… The original Dungeon Keeper is free on GoG.com!!!
General JJ the ashamed
February 14, 2014 at 13:37
*clears everything off table in a fit and clicks vigorously on link*
Unavengedavo
February 14, 2014 at 13:39
And Dungeon Keeper 2 for $1.49
HvR
February 14, 2014 at 13:42
Congratulations!!!
General JJ the ashamed
February 14, 2014 at 13:45
Oh man. Thanks. This made my day.