Games these days, aren’t exactly offensive. Well, unless they have promotional footage that features assassins attacking nuns in fetish clothing, but that’s besides the point. Most games, if they manage to court controversy, do it accidentally. Could South Park spin it’s signature brand of in your face humour on consoles and PC though, with positive effect?
On that note, could we please organise to have Geoff kidnapped, strapped down and forced to watch episodes of South Park? I won’t take no for an answer anymore. South Park: The Stick of Truth is currently scheduled for “early fiscal 2014? according to THQ.
Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.