Sick Filth – The Evil Within discriminates against barbed wire

Pamela Assets

I’m pretty hopeful that Bethesda’s upcoming scare ‘em up The Evil Within will help give the horror genre the mainstream shot in the arm that it deserves. But at the same time, I just cannot condone its blatant misuse of barbed wire, painting that entire industry in a negative light. We’ve been too afraid to speak up, as we’ve already been paid off for a 9/10 review. Fortunately, one outlet still has some integrity.

The Onion, a respectable source of properly researched and credible news recently ran an expose on the Bethesda game, showing how its emphasis on linking barbed wire to murderers and people who have improper relations with livestock, is completely undeserved. Here’s the video:

And he’s right. We need to ban this sick filth! While I go organise a protest, you can see the cruel and unusual use of barbed wire in these new screenshots from the game.

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The Evil Within will be misrepresenting an entire industry on Xbox One, Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, PlayStation 4 and PC in August. Unless we stop this sick filth first.

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Author:Darryn Bonthuys

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.
  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    Just as long as no one is called babe!

    • Rince the Unhuggable

      Hey babe.

      • Hammersteyn

        Sup babe

        • Rince the Unhuggable

          slup babe

          • Hammersteyn

            nothing and you babe

          • Rince the Unhuggable

            Rash. You?

          • Hammersteyn

            practicing selfies babe. Going clubbing tonight

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            Those seals won’t know what hit them!

        • Mark Treloar

          HMMMmm…… Bacon?

          • Hammersteyn

            so hungry………

  • Lardus-Resident Perve

    Nice funny video. Good for such a long day! And nice article as well

  • Hammersteyn

    The movie Barb Wire is way more offensive than any misuse of barb wire. Also Pamela is more plastic than anything. Should have called the movie Silicone Nightmare.

    • Mark Treloar

      So you wouldn’t wrap her around stuff?

      • Hammersteyn

        Only as a floatation device

  • https://twitter.com/SaveTheQueenIX Umar’s Sin

    I was surprised as to how many people didn’t know this was a joke

    • Hammersteyn

      I know right.

  • Gr8_Balls_o_KFM_Fire

    Screenshot 3 the guy is showing zero expression O_O

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