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Pure Pool hits the PS4 with a sexed up trailer

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Pool. Billiards. That game where you work the shaft of a stick on some balls. On a console where the likes of Killzone: Shadow Fall and Assassin’s Creed 4: Black Flag is pushing the hardware to the purdy brink, Pure Pool might just be the next-gen game that can blow them all out of the water. Or it probably won’t

Here’s your first sexually-charged trailer for the game that is currently in development at VooFoo, who are pulling the ol’ pool shark hustle.

I don’t exactly know what to think about this trailer, as it turns the venerable game into a Fast and the Furious spin-off with uncanny valley syndrome. According to VooFoo’s Shaun Read on the PS Blog however, expect something that takes full advantage of the PS4 hardware:

Forget everything you know about pool games, because we’re taking Pure Pool to a whole other dimension! This game will bring a living, breathing, connected Pool Hall to your living room. By now, you know we enjoy pushing hardware to the limit to create photo-realistic games.

Well, using the immense power of PS4, we’re working on graphical techniques that will blur your perception of what’s real and what’s a game. Sound over the top? Wait until you see this thing in action!

As a pool fan, I’ll hold you to that VooFoo. There’s no release date yet for when Pure Pool will be sinking an eight ball in the corner pocket, but it won’t be entering a crowded market in that particular genre.

Last Updated: December 11, 2013

49 Comments

  1. Worth all my R7999 PS4 money.

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    • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

      December 11, 2013 at 10:56

      “BIG ROUND SHINY BALLS WITH BOOBS”

      I never though that you were into transvestites… *runs*

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      • Shift-Tab John (JJ)

        December 11, 2013 at 10:57

        Define “into them”
        Finds them attractive or teams up with them on a night out?

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        • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

          December 11, 2013 at 10:58

          Do you really want him to answer that?

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          • TiMsTeR1033

            December 11, 2013 at 10:59

            They both have happy time together! a magical experience for them!

          • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

            December 11, 2013 at 11:00

            Kinda like the Fairy wish Prince?

          • TiMsTeR1033

            December 11, 2013 at 11:00

            that was a woman wasnt it? I dont have sound at work so yeah couldn’t tell!

          • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

            December 11, 2013 at 11:02

            Well, seeing as the title is Fairy Wish Prince and it had a really deep manly voice…

          • Shift-Tab John (JJ)

            December 11, 2013 at 11:01

            Tim needs to make us a picture of this. Who votes in favour?

          • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

            December 11, 2013 at 11:01

            No need…

          • Shift-Tab John (JJ)

            December 11, 2013 at 11:03

            I just read brief or partial nudity

          • TiMsTeR1033

            December 11, 2013 at 11:03

            I like the part when the fairy bends!

          • Shift-Tab John (JJ)

            December 11, 2013 at 11:03

            I don’t quite know what to think of this.

          • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

            December 11, 2013 at 11:04

            Maybe Tim is also into “BIG ROUND SHINY BALLS WITH BOOBS”

          • TiMsTeR1033

            December 11, 2013 at 11:06

            I thought was a woman fairy helping the boy out and the boy is the prince! CURSE YOU PC at WORK! NO sound SUCKS!

          • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

            December 11, 2013 at 11:08

            Bwahahahaha… This started out as me trying to mock oVg. I never imagined that you would end up the victim 😀

          • TiMsTeR1033

            December 11, 2013 at 11:12

            at one stage when watching that made me wish I had a fairy to come to me as a teenager… little did I know this wasn’t what I though I watched!

          • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

            December 11, 2013 at 11:14

            Bwahaha… So now you know why people found it worrying that you enjoyed it?

          • TiMsTeR1033

            December 11, 2013 at 11:15

            indeed!

          • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

            December 11, 2013 at 11:29

            Hehe…

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            December 11, 2013 at 11:15

            As long as you were happy, don’t pay attention to those mocking you. People often judge what they don’t understand.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            December 11, 2013 at 11:15

            says the man who likes boys in gyms

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            December 11, 2013 at 11:17

            Now where does that come from? Are you too busy to be funny?

          • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

            December 11, 2013 at 11:18

            I think you misunderstood… He was agreeing with you in the 3rd person… Or is that second person? I never actually got that right

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            December 11, 2013 at 11:19

            My bad, I didn’t think about which person he was in.

          • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

            December 11, 2013 at 11:04

            Just remember, the fairy is a man. Thus Fairy Wish PRINCE… So are you sure you like that part?

          • Shift-Tab John (JJ)

            December 11, 2013 at 11:04

            Tim knows what he wants. Leave him alone.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            December 11, 2013 at 11:04

            SAY WHAT! *throws up*

          • TiMsTeR1033

            December 11, 2013 at 11:02

            what picture?

  2. Kensei Seraph remembers Madiba

    December 11, 2013 at 10:41

    I like that it seems you will be able to easily challenge other players, but the graphics in that video did not wow me.

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  3. Alien Emperor Trevor

    December 11, 2013 at 10:48

    “This game will bring a living, breathing, connected Pool Hall to your living room.” And what if I don’t want my living room to smell like ciggie smoke, spilled beer & urine? :/

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    • Weanerdog

      December 11, 2013 at 10:49

      Then don’t invite Rince over.

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        December 11, 2013 at 10:50

        hahahahaha

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      • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

        December 11, 2013 at 10:55

        BOOM!

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      • Admiral Chief of pixels

        December 11, 2013 at 10:57

        Oh snap, well done. Except that would be spilled wine

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        • Shift-Tab John (JJ)

          December 11, 2013 at 10:58

          And there’d be a hint of ginger smell still clinging to the air.

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          • TiMsTeR1033

            December 11, 2013 at 11:00

            from the gingersnaps

  4. Shift-Tab John (JJ)

    December 11, 2013 at 10:54

    Oh wow. Look at that. Sex to promote a new game. Don’t think anyone’s ever tried that before.

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    • Admiral Chief of pixels

      December 11, 2013 at 10:57

      XD

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      December 11, 2013 at 11:06

      I’ll take 20!

      Wait, I won’t. I think this is false advertising because I’ve actually been to a pool hall.

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      • TiMsTeR1033

        December 11, 2013 at 11:06

        You in a pool hall lol

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          December 11, 2013 at 11:12

          Surprising I know. I actually went outside, luckily it was at night so I didn’t dissolve.

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          • TiMsTeR1033

            December 11, 2013 at 11:16

            Sure you coughed and broke a nail or two by the pool table! hahahaha!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            December 11, 2013 at 11:25

            Don’t mock me because I’m a delicate little flower. :/

  5. boda16

    December 11, 2013 at 11:45

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  6. Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    December 11, 2013 at 12:03

    GAME OF THE YEAR!!

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  7. Hondsepop

    December 11, 2013 at 12:08

    Must be the longest bar counter ever. No bumping and pushing to buy a beer or two….that’s unrealistic.

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  8. oVg

    December 11, 2013 at 12:28

    How do you make a pool table laugh?

    Put your hands in it’s pockets and tickle it’s balls.

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  9. Sageville

    December 11, 2013 at 14:40

    I hear the Fly and Cockroach AI is spectacular….

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