Pure Pool hits the PS4 with a sexed up trailer 
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Darryn Bonthuys
December 11, 2013 at 10:30 am

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Pool. Billiards. That game where you work the shaft of a stick on some balls. On a console where the likes of Killzone: Shadow Fall and Assassin’s Creed 4: Black Flag is pushing the hardware to the purdy brink, Pure Pool might just be the next-gen game that can blow them all out of the water. Or it probably won’t

Here’s your first sexually-charged trailer for the game that is currently in development at VooFoo, who are pulling the ol’ pool shark hustle.

I don’t exactly know what to think about this trailer, as it turns the venerable game into a Fast and the Furious spin-off with uncanny valley syndrome. According to VooFoo’s Shaun Read on the PS Blog however, expect something that takes full advantage of the PS4 hardware:

Forget everything you know about pool games, because we’re taking Pure Pool to a whole other dimension! This game will bring a living, breathing, connected Pool Hall to your living room. By now, you know we enjoy pushing hardware to the limit to create photo-realistic games.

Well, using the immense power of PS4, we’re working on graphical techniques that will blur your perception of what’s real and what’s a game. Sound over the top? Wait until you see this thing in action!

As a pool fan, I’ll hold you to that VooFoo. There’s no release date yet for when Pure Pool will be sinking an eight ball in the corner pocket, but it won’t be entering a crowded market in that particular genre.

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  • oVg

    Worth all my R7999 PS4 money.

    • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

      “BIG ROUND SHINY BALLS WITH BOOBS”

      I never though that you were into transvestites… *runs*

      • Shift-Tab John (JJ)

        Define “into them”
        Finds them attractive or teams up with them on a night out?

        • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

          Do you really want him to answer that?

          • TiMsTeR1033

            They both have happy time together! a magical experience for them!

          • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

            Kinda like the Fairy wish Prince?

          • TiMsTeR1033

            that was a woman wasnt it? I dont have sound at work so yeah couldn’t tell!

          • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

            Well, seeing as the title is Fairy Wish Prince and it had a really deep manly voice…

          • Shift-Tab John (JJ)

            Tim needs to make us a picture of this. Who votes in favour?

          • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
          • Shift-Tab John (JJ)

            I just read brief or partial nudity

          • TiMsTeR1033

            I like the part when the fairy bends!

          • Shift-Tab John (JJ)

            I don’t quite know what to think of this.

          • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

            Maybe Tim is also into “BIG ROUND SHINY BALLS WITH BOOBS”

          • TiMsTeR1033

            I thought was a woman fairy helping the boy out and the boy is the prince! CURSE YOU PC at WORK! NO sound SUCKS!

          • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

            Bwahahahaha… This started out as me trying to mock oVg. I never imagined that you would end up the victim :D

          • TiMsTeR1033

            at one stage when watching that made me wish I had a fairy to come to me as a teenager… little did I know this wasn’t what I though I watched!

          • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

            Bwahaha… So now you know why people found it worrying that you enjoyed it?

          • TiMsTeR1033

            indeed!

          • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            As long as you were happy, don’t pay attention to those mocking you. People often judge what they don’t understand.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            says the man who likes boys in gyms

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            Now where does that come from? Are you too busy to be funny?

          • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

            I think you misunderstood… He was agreeing with you in the 3rd person… Or is that second person? I never actually got that right

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            My bad, I didn’t think about which person he was in.

          • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

            Just remember, the fairy is a man. Thus Fairy Wish PRINCE… So are you sure you like that part?

          • Shift-Tab John (JJ)

            Tim knows what he wants. Leave him alone.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            SAY WHAT! *throws up*

          • TiMsTeR1033

            what picture?

  • Kensei Seraph remembers Madiba

    I like that it seems you will be able to easily challenge other players, but the graphics in that video did not wow me.

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    “This game will bring a living, breathing, connected Pool Hall to your living room.” And what if I don’t want my living room to smell like ciggie smoke, spilled beer & urine? :/

    • Weanerdog

      Then don’t invite Rince over.

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        hahahahaha

      • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

        BOOM!

      • Admiral Chief of pixels

        Oh snap, well done. Except that would be spilled wine

        • Shift-Tab John (JJ)

          And there’d be a hint of ginger smell still clinging to the air.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            from the gingersnaps

  • Shift-Tab John (JJ)

    Oh wow. Look at that. Sex to promote a new game. Don’t think anyone’s ever tried that before.

    • Admiral Chief of pixels

      XD

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      I’ll take 20!

      Wait, I won’t. I think this is false advertising because I’ve actually been to a pool hall.

      • TiMsTeR1033

        You in a pool hall lol

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          Surprising I know. I actually went outside, luckily it was at night so I didn’t dissolve.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            Sure you coughed and broke a nail or two by the pool table! hahahaha!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            Don’t mock me because I’m a delicate little flower. :/

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  • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    GAME OF THE YEAR!!

  • Hondsepop

    Must be the longest bar counter ever. No bumping and pushing to buy a beer or two….that’s unrealistic.

  • oVg

    How do you make a pool table laugh?

    Put your hands in it’s pockets and tickle it’s balls.

  • Sageville

    I hear the Fly and Cockroach AI is spectacular….