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Meet the Akrids: Vorgg, Goonroe and Tarkaa

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All creatures evolved from something, if Darwin is to be believed. Or maybe we go the creationist approach and believe it was intelligent design. Whatever you might think, Lost Planet 3 is showing off some weird ancestors of creepy Akrids during its ice age iteration.

Vorgg

Unfortunately, I know nothing about this Akrid other than it is also know as an Ice Crab. That, and the head looks vaguely like a vagina. Yup, now that’s all I see.

Goonroe

Carrying on in the oddly shaped head and mouth category is the Goonroe, a quadrupedal wolf-like Akrid. They primarily pack hunters and rarely seen alone. Using their large mandibles, they crush and eat their prey, which can also be other Akrid.

Tarkaa

Rounding out the head and mouth theme is the Tarkaa, a small Akrid with two mouths – one on its back and one on its underbelly. It has four legs and two arms, but uses its tail to restrict its prey as it pounces to feed. Lovely.

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Author:Zoe Hawkins

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  • Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs

    DAAI DING HET TANDE!!! (reference to V-head)

    • Her Highness the Hipster

      wasn’t that a bad movie? vagina dentata?

      • Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs

        I don’t know where YOU watch movies, but I have no idea what that movie is

        :P

  • Hammersteyn

    When will monsters learn to use guns?

    • Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs

      LOL

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      It’s actually a pretty smart trap. If you think about all these types of games most of the characters are men who’ve spent a long time without the company of women, so anything that looks like a vagina is very inviting.

      • Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs

        Speaking out of experience there?

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          <— Alien Emperor. Maybe I should be more modest in saying my trap is smart, but damn it I want to brag!

      • Hammersteyn

        Wait? what? Vaginas?

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