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Zoe Hawkins
July 4, 2014 at 3:15 pm

Sandy looks too smug

Before our lovable new member joined us, he went on auditions and got a show on CliffCentral. That’s right, Alessandro (Sandy to all of us) has a gaming show on un-radio, and you can listen to him now. Or at least, at 15:30.

Sandy talks about all things gaming and even has the beautiful Pippa Tshabalala on his show today. Their big question today – what’s your favourite gaming snack? So, feel free to leave comments here which he will probably ignore because he’s “in the studio”, or you can download WeChat and get into the CliffCentral group and leave messages there. Or, the best and easiest way to troll is to phone: 0861 555 189. Call and ask Sandy all kinds of uncomfortable question on air, or just real ones and make him happy. Either way, you can listen to the show here:

It seems that Sandy is still seeking his perfect mate on air. Do you have some cool and wonderful ideas for who he should bring on. What about the topics and discussions – are you enjoying the discussion or would you like to see different things tackled? Sandy is young and impressionable – what would you like to impress upon him? Also, constructive criticism is welcome so we can wipe that smug look off his face, but we do still sorta like him, so be gentle.

Wielding my lasso of truth, I am the combination of nerd passion and grammar nazi. I delve into all things awesome and geek-tastic. I believe people should stop defining themselves and just enjoy playing games, so let's get on with it!

  • https://twitter.com/SaveTheQueenIX Liquid Kaz (Umar)

    Gaming Expert, LG got all the pros!

    • Admiral Chief Fairburne

      Nogal ne?

    • http://www.twitter.com/WobblyOnion Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

      Expert Schmexpert

      • Admiral Chief Fairburne

        I’ve have some Schmexpert with a side order of Booblegh

      • https://twitter.com/SaveTheQueenIX Liquid Kaz (Umar)

        I read that as sexpert……
        He has expert glasses though

      • Tauriq Moosa

        You’re my personal expert.

        • HvR – Still dislikes Random.or

          okay *backs away and closes the door*

          • Tauriq Moosa

            please lock it.

          • http://www.twitter.com/WobblyOnion Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

            That made me giggle.

    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      But how does Sandy feel about Fable? This is how we test the qualifications of “gaming experts” :P

  • Admiral Chief Fairburne

    Question:

    How quickly can you drop a log when you are in an intense gaming session (for example, online MP)

  • Milesh Bhana

    good thing he joined LG, far more people reading this than they are listening to CliffCentral :P

  • Rince&pop

    Well, he definitely has a face for radio…

    • Sageville

      He has a pretty mouth….

  • Admiral Chief Fairburne

    Hold the phone, I’ve been listening for 10mins now, and the guy is just talking non-stop things. Is this how the show goes?

    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

      I think it’s all unscripted or something

      • Admiral Chief Fairburne

        Future of radio? Hmmm

  • Rince&pop

    Go boy!

  • Rince&pop

    Right, what trolling people?!

  • Admiral Chief Fairburne

    SEXY VOICE GRRRRRRRRRR

    • Admiral Chief Fairburne

      CAMAAAAAAAN SANDY

  • https://twitter.com/SaveTheQueenIX Liquid Kaz (Umar)

    Weird topic lol What is your totes fav snack though? I tend to not eat when playing, too distracting. Only time I really had a bunch of snacks was when I was playing Metal Gear Solid 4…… :P

    • Admiral Chief Fairburne

      Same, play now, eat later

  • https://twitter.com/SaveTheQueenIX Liquid Kaz (Umar)

    gaming snack is such a hot topic

    • Rince&pop

      Didn’t it directly lead to the fall of Rome?

  • https://twitter.com/SaveTheQueenIX Liquid Kaz (Umar)

    All gamers are indeed addicted to porn

    • Rags

      *humans

    • Sageville

      Indeed…..fap, fap, fap, fap

      • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

        Guys… seriously????

        • Rags

          Innocent fappy bird fun.

        • Sageville

          What you mean? fap, fap, fap, fap

          • Admiral Chief Fairburne

            Hahahaha

  • Admiral Chief Fairburne

    Ok, this is terrible to listen to, TERRIBLE.

  • Rince&pop

    HAHAHA! He asked my question on spotted dick and chocolate balls :)

    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

      dude… dafuq. Lol.

      Epic troll is epic

      • Rince&pop

        I know! I thought he might think I was talking about South Park, NO. I wasn’t…

        • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

          hahahahahahahaha

    • Sageville

      Dood, you had your 15 seconds of fame last week dammit!

  • Anon A Mouse

    I’ve got better things to do than to listen to Cliff, like watching grass grow and paint dry.

  • http://www.twitter.com/WobblyOnion Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

    WHAT IS THIS AWFUL MUSIC?

    • http://www.twitter.com/WobblyOnion Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

      Seriously. This is some of the worst horseshit I’ve ever heard. It is an affront to my very existence.

    • Rags

      ROFL independent, unradio, uncensored. Still decides shit commercial pop music is the way to go.

      • Spaffy

        Some people never learn…

    • Rince&pop
    • Tauriq Moosa

      iT’S WHAT YOUNG PEOPLE LISTEN TO. NOW HAND ME MY PRUNE JUICE BACK, OLD MAN.

  • Sageville

    This we chat thing is hard to work dammit!

  • Ryanza

    I just want to know when The Witcher 3 is going up for pre-order?

  • FoxOneZA

    More importantly, does Sandy bring any haircare product sponsorships to LG?

    • http://www.twitter.com/WobblyOnion Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

      No, but MattyFig might.

  • HvR – Still dislikes Random.or

    Did Sandy just donwgrade Lazygamer.net to “some forum online”

    • http://www.twitter.com/WobblyOnion Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

      No, that would be neoGAF.

      • HvR – Still dislikes Random.or

        Dammit Geoff trying to stirring up some serious shit for the intern.

  • Tauriq Moosa

    HEY, I THINK YOU SHOULD TALK ABOUT WHY DRAGON’S DOGMA IS SO AWESOME. THAT’S ALWAYS GONE DOWN WELL.

  • http://www.twitter.com/WobblyOnion Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

    more kak music. now i can close this shit, having shown solidarity for a colleague.

    • HvR – Still dislikes Random.or

      because I fi-i-i-i-inally found, because I fi-i-i-inaly found you

  • Sageville

    So now Sandy will be on Tues 5pm….but work finishes at 4:30…. oh well

  • Tauriq Moosa

    “gaming expert” nogal.

  • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    All the best to Sandy, and I’m definitely glad that gaming is finally getting the mainstream respect it so sorely deserves, but anything Gareth Cliff hurts my balls.