Lindsay Lohan is going after GTA V

Lindsay Lohan describes herself as very open-minded. Which would explain how her brain fell out.

Former child star and regular visitor to the Betty Ford clinic Lindsay Lohan isn’t too chuffed with GTA V, claiming that the game has made unauthorised use of her likeness.

According to TMZ via PlayerAttack, Lohan is scrambling her lawyers in order to squeeze “some serious money” out of developer Rockstar.

Lohan’s camp is claiming that the game features her image in three ways:

  • Escorting actress Lacey Jonas away from the paparazzi
  • Taking hidden photographs of an actress at the fictional version of the Chateau Marmont, a hotel that Lohan frequently visits.
  • Cover and promotional art which alledgeldy bears a striking resemblance to Lohan.

However, according to the Daily Dot, British Actor and model Shelby Welinder was the visual inspiration for those bikini-clad marketing images, when she presented pay cheques from Rockstar to prove this.

I honestly can’t see this matter going further than another drunken rant from the problematic actress, who has joined a recent trend of former child stars going completely mental and performing outrageous stunts.

That, and in just a few years from now, a drug and alcohol bloated Lohan will actually resemble at least one GTA V character…

I used to be famous

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Author:Darryn Bonthuys

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.

  • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    Hold on. I need to prepare myself for this…

    *gets down on to floor lying on my back. Pulls legs up in to a kind of fetal position while holding on to stomach with my hands. Proceed to roll around the floor laughing as hard as I can*

  • JHN

    I dont see any similarity.

  • John’s (JJ’s) finest excuse

    Hahaha. Come now Lindsay, let it go, you’ll never look like that.

  • oVg

    She is right.

    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      hehehehehe

    • John’s (JJ’s) finest excuse

      Wow. It’s uncanny. She really has a chance here.

  • SaintsRowNigri

    Oh Gods! Lindsay is really grasping at straws here. Can anyone say “attention-whore?”

    • Devourer of Small Bunnies

      The only straw she’s able to grab is the one on the mirror with a cocaine outline of Prague.

  • Hammersteyn

    Next she will sue Lord of the Rings
    (refresh for image)

    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      Can’t….breath…laughing…gonna pass out… oh my hat… hahahahahaha

    • SaintsRowNigri

      Gollum would be offended by this comparison…

      • Hammersteyn

        LOL!!!

    • RyseandRepeat

      HAHAHAHAHAH!On form sir!

    • Mighty Meh

      You sir win the internet today, take my upvote!

    • That Tall Twit

      HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Paul Fouche

      HAHAHAH!! just RIPPED, made my morning

    • Sageville

      Lol, dood!

  • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    You see Rockstar. You missed out on a golden opportunity here. Can you just imagine what the PC mod community would have done with this?

    Oh the lulz there could have been

    • Hammersteyn

      What would they call the mod? Red Latte?

      • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

        White Powder*

        *as in the color of the drugs. Since Lindsay has been on the drugs. Not racist

        • Hammersteyn

          That makes me think, they should make a game about Charlie Sheen.

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            *in theatrical voice*
            This summer
            They believed they had tiger’s blood.
            ….
            Charlie Sheen…
            Lindsay Lohan
            ….
            They will not stop until they have snorted it all…

            In “White Powder”
            [insert Michael Bay explosion here]

  • TiMsTeR1033

    Bloody hell, she is not ageing well! looking like SHIT!

    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      Drugs will do that to a person

      • TiMsTeR1033

        She is following in a certain someone’s footsteps, that sang something about not going to rehab, but wouldn’t go hahaha

        • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

          lol

    • John’s (JJ’s) finest excuse

      Is de drugs man

    • John’s (JJ’s) finest excuse

      You come across that thing in the middle of the night on your way to the loo and you’ll never be the same again.

      • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

        Neither will your pants

        • John’s (JJ’s) finest excuse

          That’s if she doesn’t try to get in them first of course.

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            Nooooo! The horror!

  • TiMsTeR1033

    For all the kids out there REMEMBER THIS!

    • oVg

      flip

      • John’s (JJ’s) finest excuse

        If anyone’s wondering. It’s not her grandma.

        • SaintsRowNigri

          Which begs the question: Lindsay or Gramma: Who would be the hot date?
          Refresh for image

    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      GAH! I shouldn’t have refreshed

      • John’s (JJ’s) finest excuse

        Unavengedavo has nothing on this

        • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

          Agreed

        • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

          You summoned me?

          • John’s (JJ’s) finest excuse

            Wow. What they say really is true. You say Unavengedavo three times really fast (which is very difficult) then you appear.

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            It’s kind of unnerving actually

          • Admiral Chief of Souls

            Its really easy un…avenged…avo

    • Rock789

      O_O **throws up**

  • TiMsTeR1033

    The truth..

  • John’s (JJ’s) finest excuse

    Best selling game, makes lots of money. Some trailer trash wants to sue them.
    What a surprise.

  • TiMsTeR1033

    hahaha

  • TiMsTeR1033

    The Lohan way to sooth your baby from crying..

  • John’s (JJ’s) finest excuse

    Actually. I think the aliens are on Saints Row IV

  • RyseandRepeat

    HAHAH! Winner.

  • That Tall Twit

    Header ALT text winner.

  • UltimateNinjaPandaDudeGuy

    You can’t sue someone, because you are the embodiment of the scank look! THAT’S NOT A THING!

  • Admiral Chief of Souls

    I won’t touch her with Rince’s penis

    • John’s (JJ’s) finest excuse

      *carrot

      • TiMsTeR1033

        oh snap!

      • Admiral Chief of Souls

        Sounds like someone has had a close encounter of the ginger kind…

        • John’s (JJ’s) finest excuse

          That darkness under my eyes isn’t eyeliner, it’s tiny clamps, holding my eyes in my sockets after having seen that.

    • TiMsTeR1033

      NOW THAT is saying something…

    • HvR

      Isn’t Lohan an undercover ginger?

      God forbid if she touch the Rince rooibos it will probably open the first seal to hell.

      • Admiral Chief of Souls

        O_O

        never thought of it that way!!!!

        OFFICIAL PETITION TO KEEP RINCE AWAY FROM LINDSAY:

        SIGN HERE

        • Admiral Chief of Souls

          1. I support this petition!

          • John’s (JJ’s) finest excuse

            2.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            Signed!

        • John’s (JJ’s) finest excuse

          Poor Master Rince, not even here to defend himself, or his carrot.

          • Admiral Chief of Souls

            Where is old Rooibos?

        • HvR

          Signed, Liked, retweeted, +1

          SAVE THE WHALES AND CHILDREN!!!!!!!

        • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

          Signed.

          *PS: Remember last week we were gunning at poor @timster1033:disqus ? Seems like it’s poor Rince’s turn now. Poor fella

          • HvR

            Do not be mistaken everyday is LG’s Comedy Roast of Tanya day.
            This is like an ad break.

        • Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith

          Signed… 10 times

    • Weanerdog

      Why you touching Rince’s penis.

    • Sageville

      So… you appear to have unfettered access to Rince’s penis…. should be be concerned?

      • John’s (JJ’s) finest excuse

        We should be be

      • Admiral Chief of Souls

        If I did, I’d have very long arms, since we stay on opposite parts of the country

        • John’s (JJ’s) finest excuse

          I would like to refer you to the robo video in the previous article’s comment section.

  • HvR

    Some GTA V tunes. Nederlandze Hip Hop style

  • Martin du preez

    I don’t remember a character in GTA V that was a trashy alcoholic… well, other than Trevor.

    Come to think of it, the resemblance is uncanny.

    She should sue them until she can buy enough coke to overdose.

  • Gr8_Balls_o_Fire

    She wishes she looked like that

  • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    :/ hectic, the years of drug abuse have truly ravaged her looks…. She looks like she’s mid-40 (approaching 50).

    Stay of the crack, kids!!

    • bartleby451

      I’m surprised she still has her own teeth.

  • Rock789

    She flipping wishes! Eish girl, why not try to get your life on track and get back to work, instead of trying to make money off of someone else’s intellectual property…

    “Dumbass news story of the week” in my book!

    • John’s (JJ’s) finest excuse

      Too late to get it back on track. She’s a train wreck.

    • Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith

      No one WANTS to work with her… only work she can get is at a strip joint… and even then the strip joint would lose clients

  • house_hero

    She’s gross. It’s wishful thinking for her to compare herself to the bikini girl on the GTAV artwork.

  • Brian Murphy

    It can’t possibly be Lohan….Lohan’s never been in anything good, and this cartoon image has already been in something more popular than Lohan will ever be (unless she releases porn I guess).

    PS. Machete was an awesome movie, and yes Lohan was in it, but her lines were blissfully short, and she really only amounted to a piece of ass that Danny Trejo got to nail (along with Michelle Rodriguez, and Jessica Alba).

    • bartleby451

      Sir, how dare you put the beautiful creatures that are Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba in the same sentence of that rancid herpes scab that is Lohan. If I was wearing gloves I’d slap you with one and invite you to duel and dawn. Hang your head in shame Sir!

      • Brian Murphy

        All 3 were in Machete, reality sucks sometimes.

        • bartleby451

          I know but it shouldn’t have to be! (said through snotty tears and rage)

  • bartleby451

    Urgh! What a rancid skank. Just looking at her makes me want to scrub myself clean.

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