Author:Zoe Hawkins

Wielding my lasso of truth, I am the combination of nerd passion and grammar nazi. I delve into all things awesome and geek-tastic. I believe people should stop defining themselves and just enjoy playing games, so let's get on with it!
  • Admiral Chief of pixels

    I think its time for a new Zoe header…

    Timmeh, make it so!

    • JJ’s horrible secret (John)

      Took the words right out of my mouth.

      • Admiral Chief of pixels

        If only you had AMD, you would truly be my brother

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          He’s still out brother, just the one we keep in the basement & don’t let out.

          • JJ’s horrible secret (John)

            Very functional family we have.
            Especially since I’m a “still out brother”
            Wonder what that means.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            haha. Master Family?

          • JJ’s horrible secret (John)

            Master family indeed. I’ll be outcast kid with the “different” view on life.

          • Admiral Chief of pixels

            IM THE DADDY, Trev is the bitch

          • JJ’s horrible secret (John)

            Like I said. Very functional family.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            Who’s your daddy!

            (I’m going to pretend the 2nd part doesn’t exist.)

          • JJ’s horrible secret (John)

            He can be the Big Daddy.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            Who would be the Little Sister? Tanya?

          • That Tall Twit Norm

            Brenda?

          • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

            Why not both, they can be some weird siamese twin

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            You take that back!

          • JJ’s horrible secret (John)

            No. This is a Master Family, remember.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            Oh right, it must be Les(bian)Mossel then. ;)

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            It’s short for “our unique terrestrial” and totally not a typo. I thought everyone knew that. :/

          • Admiral Chief of pixels
          • Gerhard Davids

            I will receive much karma for this image. Thank you.

          • Admiral Chief of pixels

            ;)

    • TiMsTeR1033

      YES SIR!

    • Her Highness the Hipster

      I gave him my requests for a new header with design ideas and everything… still waiting. but december is a busy time for poor @timster1033:disqus

      • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

        Can I make a submission for the header image?

        • Her Highness the Hipster

          seriously love the retro vibe!

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    I must admit to being tempted by the Capsule Bundle.

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