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In Other News – 5 March 2015

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Sometimes the world confuses me. Most days in fact. People find racism anywhere they look and Tumblr can self identify as mayonnaise. But amidst all the drama and mayhem, there is still hope. Not only do people survive so I can force birthday celebrations upon them, but Helldivers is released and I suddenly seem to have come down with some strange disease that is forcing me to be couch-ridden.

In Other News: Alien Isolation could have been in third person, HoloLens designer killed in a car crash and our tournament has a rad highlight reel.

Here’s the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy campaigning against racism against sock puppets.

News

Wasteland 2 is also coming to PS4
Watch the full Phil Spencer keynote from GDC 2015
Thumper is a gorgeous, terrifying new rhythm game from ex-Rock Band developers
Banner Saga creative director reveals new game Killers and Thieves
Alien: Isolation was prototyped in third-person
Beyond Eyes puts you in the shoes of a blind person

Stuff

Tekken 7 Will Be Playable at Final Round Later This Month
Tim Schafer Uses Sockpuppet to Mock #NotYourShield #GamerGate at GDC 2015
HoloLens Designer Killed in Car Crash

Vidja

Dying Light – Ultimate Survivor DLC Trailer

PS4 – PlayStation Plus – Free Games Trailer

Honest Trailers – The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1

Top 10 plays in our COD: AW tournament

The Movies

Model: Robyn Ashleigh Irwin

Last Updated: March 5, 2015

43 Comments

  1. Pariah

    March 5, 2015 at 16:04

    I could do with some riding lessons. Horse optional.

    Reply

  2. Admiral Chief

    March 5, 2015 at 16:06

    Hey, I know this girl, she used to work at my current company, she sure has changed O_O

    Reply

    • Capt. Bob of the Blood Ravens

      March 5, 2015 at 16:08

      That last name… so close yet so far 🙂

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief

        March 5, 2015 at 16:08

        You have NO idea how frequently I got her damn calls! So annoying

        Reply

        • Pariah

          March 5, 2015 at 16:09

          So babe, about this weekend.

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief

            March 5, 2015 at 16:09

            Request DENIED

        • Capt. Bob of the Blood Ravens

          March 5, 2015 at 16:11

          I hate taking calls for me so you have my sympathies.

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief

            March 5, 2015 at 16:12

            Every time we have a temp receptionist I just KNOW I was going to be spammed with incorrect calls

          • Pariah

            March 5, 2015 at 16:12

            *had
            *KNEW

          • Capt. Bob of the Blood Ravens

            March 5, 2015 at 16:16

            One does not simply correct the Admiral. There is anger there that does not sleep and the great Ban Hammer is ever watchful. Not with 10 000 key strokes could you do this, it is folly.

          • Pariah

            March 5, 2015 at 16:17

            I did it in 10 keystrokes without being banned. I win?

          • Admiral Chief

            March 5, 2015 at 16:16

            Yeah, still super pissed about that, it screws with my vibe

        • Captain JJ the damned

          March 5, 2015 at 16:12

          Imagine the surprise every time you showed up for her meetings

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief

            March 5, 2015 at 16:12

            Well, she was in the call centre, so that never happened thankfully

        • Hammersteyn

          March 5, 2015 at 16:29

          I wished she’d call me

          Reply

  3. Kensei Seraph

    March 5, 2015 at 16:06

    • Admiral Chief

      March 5, 2015 at 16:07

      SHUT IT!

      Reply

    • Pariah

      March 5, 2015 at 16:07

      It’s more likely to happen too.

      Reply

    • Matewis Jubilai

      March 5, 2015 at 16:10

      moar Nova! I want to replay SC2’s campaign sometime and pick her this time instead of Mr. Jamaica ghost

      Reply

      • Kensei Seraph

        March 5, 2015 at 16:18

        I picked her because the Ghosts had longer range and thank god I did.
        That mission where you have to escape the sunlight ended with me controlling nothing but a couple of ghosts and 1 transport.

        Reply

        • Matewis Jubilai

          March 5, 2015 at 16:23

          Surprised that you managed to build ghosts on that level. Think I went for 2/3 banshees, some marines,1/2 siege tanks and medivacs on that level.

          Reply

          • Kensei Seraph

            March 5, 2015 at 16:26

            Nukes, nukes everywhere.

          • Matewis Jubilai

            March 5, 2015 at 16:29

            Ah hehe ok, I’m going to try that next time

    • Capt. Bob of the Blood Ravens

      March 5, 2015 at 16:13

      But you can see them both, probably at the same time too, in your dreams.

      Reply

  4. Pariah

    March 5, 2015 at 16:10

    Because I’ve not found a good place to use this all day, but since my Eminem reference earlier I’ve felt the need:

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnwb6q9pQa1qhwgdu.gif

    Reply

    • Kensei Seraph

      March 5, 2015 at 16:20

      Is that a guy in a hammer-head shark suit about to ram him in the background?

      Reply

      • Pariah

        March 5, 2015 at 16:21

        Glad I’m not the only one who noticed. I sincerely hope so 😀

        Reply

      • Captain JJ the damned

        March 5, 2015 at 16:26

        Haha. Excellent

        Reply

  5. Hammersteyn

    March 5, 2015 at 16:32

    Howngrown hottie indeed.

    Reply

    • Pariah

      March 5, 2015 at 16:33

      Howngrown? O_O Dafuq is that?

      Reply

      • Captain JJ the damned

        March 5, 2015 at 16:45

        I think it’s supposed to be howngroan: the sound Hammer makes when sees women like this.
        ;P

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          March 5, 2015 at 16:53

          LOL

          Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        March 5, 2015 at 16:46

        My future ex wife

        Reply

  6. Sgt. M

    March 6, 2015 at 06:56

    I think we need to hire a new bookkeeper for errr… reasons

    Reply

  7. Sageville

    March 6, 2015 at 09:50

    Loved the highlights package for our COD tourney, nice work.

    Reply

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