Sometimes the world confuses me. Most days in fact. People find racism anywhere they look and Tumblr can self identify as mayonnaise. But amidst all the drama and mayhem, there is still hope. Not only do people survive so I can force birthday celebrations upon them, but Helldivers is released and I suddenly seem to have come down with some strange disease that is forcing me to be couch-ridden.
In Other News: Alien Isolation could have been in third person, HoloLens designer killed in a car crash and our tournament has a rad highlight reel.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy campaigning against racism against sock puppets.
News
Wasteland 2 is also coming to PS4
Watch the full Phil Spencer keynote from GDC 2015
Thumper is a gorgeous, terrifying new rhythm game from ex-Rock Band developers
Banner Saga creative director reveals new game Killers and Thieves
Alien: Isolation was prototyped in third-person
Beyond Eyes puts you in the shoes of a blind person
Stuff
Tekken 7 Will Be Playable at Final Round Later This Month
Tim Schafer Uses Sockpuppet to Mock #NotYourShield #GamerGate at GDC 2015
HoloLens Designer Killed in Car Crash
Vidja
Dying Light – Ultimate Survivor DLC Trailer
PS4 – PlayStation Plus – Free Games Trailer
Honest Trailers – The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1
Top 10 plays in our COD: AW tournament
The Movies
This trailer for BIG GAME is going to teach you how to cock it
INDEPENDENCE DAY sequel casts its lead; Jeff Goldblum and Liam Hemsworth confirmed
All rise for NERD COURT!
Top List Thursdays – Top ten great scenes from otherwise terrible movies
There’s only one mystery left to solve in this first trailer for MR HOLMES
We review NIGHTCRAWLER – A grisly and gripping masterclass on morals and ambition
Nothing has Chang-ed in this trailer for COMMUNITY season 6!
This new trailer for AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON was designed to save the world
Model: Robyn Ashleigh Irwin
Last Updated: March 5, 2015
Pariah
March 5, 2015 at 16:04
I could do with some riding lessons. Horse optional.
Admiral Chief
March 5, 2015 at 16:06
Hey, I know this girl, she used to work at my current company, she sure has changed O_O
Capt. Bob of the Blood Ravens
March 5, 2015 at 16:08
That last name… so close yet so far 🙂
Admiral Chief
March 5, 2015 at 16:08
You have NO idea how frequently I got her damn calls! So annoying
Pariah
March 5, 2015 at 16:09
So babe, about this weekend.
Admiral Chief
March 5, 2015 at 16:09
Request DENIED
Capt. Bob of the Blood Ravens
March 5, 2015 at 16:11
I hate taking calls for me so you have my sympathies.
Admiral Chief
March 5, 2015 at 16:12
Every time we have a temp receptionist I just KNOW I was going to be spammed with incorrect calls
Pariah
March 5, 2015 at 16:12
*had
*KNEW
Capt. Bob of the Blood Ravens
March 5, 2015 at 16:16
One does not simply correct the Admiral. There is anger there that does not sleep and the great Ban Hammer is ever watchful. Not with 10 000 key strokes could you do this, it is folly.
Pariah
March 5, 2015 at 16:17
I did it in 10 keystrokes without being banned. I win?
Admiral Chief
March 5, 2015 at 16:16
Yeah, still super pissed about that, it screws with my vibe
Captain JJ the damned
March 5, 2015 at 16:12
Imagine the surprise every time you showed up for her meetings
Admiral Chief
March 5, 2015 at 16:12
Well, she was in the call centre, so that never happened thankfully
Hammersteyn
March 5, 2015 at 16:29
I wished she’d call me
Kensei Seraph
March 5, 2015 at 16:06
I have just realised that I would rather see this http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/starcraft/images/0/0d/SC-G_Logo1.jpg than this http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1973009/thumbs/o-HALF-LIFE-facebook.jpg
Admiral Chief
March 5, 2015 at 16:07
SHUT IT!
Pariah
March 5, 2015 at 16:07
It’s more likely to happen too.
Matewis Jubilai
March 5, 2015 at 16:10
moar Nova! I want to replay SC2’s campaign sometime and pick her this time instead of Mr. Jamaica ghost
Kensei Seraph
March 5, 2015 at 16:18
I picked her because the Ghosts had longer range and thank god I did.
That mission where you have to escape the sunlight ended with me controlling nothing but a couple of ghosts and 1 transport.
Matewis Jubilai
March 5, 2015 at 16:23
Surprised that you managed to build ghosts on that level. Think I went for 2/3 banshees, some marines,1/2 siege tanks and medivacs on that level.
Kensei Seraph
March 5, 2015 at 16:26
Nukes, nukes everywhere.
Matewis Jubilai
March 5, 2015 at 16:29
Ah hehe ok, I’m going to try that next time
Capt. Bob of the Blood Ravens
March 5, 2015 at 16:13
But you can see them both, probably at the same time too, in your dreams.
Pariah
March 5, 2015 at 16:14
Is that some weird porn fantasy you have with Nova and Gordon in some kind of exhibition together?
Kensei Seraph
March 5, 2015 at 16:17
Wahaha.
Capt. Bob of the Blood Ravens
March 5, 2015 at 16:17
But what about Jim? Poor, poor Jim.
Pariah
March 5, 2015 at 16:18
Who’s Jim? The cameraman?
http://www.t3.com.au/files/2011/06/Earthworm-Jim.jpg
Capt. Bob of the Blood Ravens
March 5, 2015 at 16:22
Wrong Jim. The one you are looking for makes The Rock look like a light-weight.
Pariah
March 5, 2015 at 16:24
He is a light weight. Look at how cute and fluffy he is with this Elephant.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/02/27/article-2107328-11F364BC000005DC-819_468x510.jpg
Kensei Seraph
March 5, 2015 at 16:28
Jim Raynor playing with one of his pets.
http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2013/261/1/4/jim_raynor_from_starcraft_2_by_yojirous-d6mvawn.jpg
Pariah
March 5, 2015 at 16:32
Pfff. Pansy.
http://realgamernewz.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/starcraft-2-tychus.jpg
Pariah
March 5, 2015 at 16:10
Because I’ve not found a good place to use this all day, but since my Eminem reference earlier I’ve felt the need:
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnwb6q9pQa1qhwgdu.gif
Kensei Seraph
March 5, 2015 at 16:20
Is that a guy in a hammer-head shark suit about to ram him in the background?
Pariah
March 5, 2015 at 16:21
Glad I’m not the only one who noticed. I sincerely hope so 😀
Captain JJ the damned
March 5, 2015 at 16:26
Haha. Excellent
Hammersteyn
March 5, 2015 at 16:32
Howngrown hottie indeed.
Pariah
March 5, 2015 at 16:33
Howngrown? O_O Dafuq is that?
Captain JJ the damned
March 5, 2015 at 16:45
I think it’s supposed to be howngroan: the sound Hammer makes when sees women like this.
;P
Hammersteyn
March 5, 2015 at 16:53
LOL
Hammersteyn
March 5, 2015 at 16:46
My future ex wife
Sgt. M
March 6, 2015 at 06:56
I think we need to hire a new bookkeeper for errr… reasons
Sageville
March 6, 2015 at 09:50
Loved the highlights package for our COD tourney, nice work.