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If games were porno’s these would exist… and my job would be a little different

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Bayonetta

Some intrepid journalist has been wondering the same thing that we all do on a regular.

What if games weren’t games at all but rather high budget porno’s.

But in this case instead of simply wondering it they have put their Photoshop skills to good use and come up with box sets for the top 16 game to porno conversions I have ever seen.

They range from the blatantly obvious, Ass Effect 2

asseffect

To the incredibly disturbing Queers of War 2

queersofwar2

And then into the realms of overly creepy with Biocock

biosock

I think the only one that isn’t a massive jump from the original would be God of Whore 2 whose game consisted of at least some sexually explicit scenes.

gow

You can check out the rest of the 12 titles over at the source, obviously it isn’t entirely safe for work but all the naughty bits have been covered and the site itself is clean.

Thanks to OneLargePrawn for sending over this tip.

Source: UFunk

Last Updated: December 20, 2010

11 Comments

  1. mitas

    December 20, 2010 at 08:15

    lol , some people have too much free time

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  2. Rez

    December 20, 2010 at 08:50

    Duke Nukem in Queers of War 2 is just not canon

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  3. Gavin Mannion

    December 20, 2010 at 09:19

    Really… that’s what you find wrong with it :tongue:

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  4. Milesh Bhana

    December 20, 2010 at 09:25

    Where’s Tiger Woods 11. That should have been a porno too?

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  5. Rez

    December 20, 2010 at 09:45

    You watched the SPIKE VGAs I take?

    Most of NPH’s name weren’t that funny.

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  6. Aussious

    December 20, 2010 at 10:05

    LMAO, but on the real the “Biocock” one is towing the line…

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  7. Gavin Mannion

    December 20, 2010 at 10:33

    Can anyone with some Photoshop skills make a Tiger Woods cover with his 18 ladies? That deserves to be made

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  8. Geoffrey Tim

    December 20, 2010 at 11:27

    I bought a book called “Tiger Woods’ favourite 18 holes” and was dismayed to find out it was about golf.

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  9. Milesh Bhana

    December 20, 2010 at 13:06

    Yeah i did.

    And agreed about NPH’s names, he could have done alot better.

    Reply

  10. Luna

    December 20, 2010 at 20:26

    Wow. Just, wow. That was pervy! Doesn’t mean I didn’t laugh, though. ^_^

    “Who’s your Big Daddy now?” lol

    Reply

  11. Sayimaqeer

    December 26, 2014 at 22:45

    How about mancunt

    Reply

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