Holy crap, TWO new screens for The Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt!

Some people say that Lazygamer employs a hack to write content for them. A no-good, cheap bastard who will waffle on for ages to make a certain word count for his articles, and is cheap enough to post a story about two mere screenshots being added to a highly anticipated game that is out later this year. Well you know what I have to say to those accusations? That they’re probably actually 100% correct. Cheap Friday story, activate!

Yes sir, CD Projeky Red has indeed released two brand new screenshots for The Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt. I’m going to post them below, and make wild, completely inaccurate predictions about the game content.

In an effort to appeal to South African gamers, CD Projekt Red will offer some new Braai-themed DLC for free that will allow you to make Paragon get-togethers or Renegade fires when the townspeople disagree that venison wors is far better than regular beef wors. Either that, or we’re looking at a level set in Cape Town’s Silvermine area.

With all the witches having been over-witchered, Geralt will embark on a new career as a hunter of redheads, specialising in buxom ladies. Expect to see The Gingerer: The Girls Gone Wild Hunt, out next year.

The Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt is out in May. Hopefully. Because one more delay, and the fans are going to get ugly I reckon. I also need to waffle slightly more in order to give this article some more content, so here I go: Waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle.

Last Updated: March 6, 2015