Hideo Kojima is making a Silent Hill game 
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Darryn Bonthuys
August 13, 2014 at 9:30 am

Silent Hill

Some people are inextricably linked to signature game franchises. You can’t imagine Gears Of War without Cliffy B, or Peter Molyneux without a game that promises you the stars and instead proceeds to punch your nuts into a concave shape. When it comes to Hideo Kojima, that man will forever be known as the architect of Metal Gear Solid. But he has worked on other games in the past. And for the future, he’ll be tackling Silent Hill. Can I get a hell yeah?

Unveiled at Gamescom 2014, Kojima revealed that he’ll be spending some time in that quaint little burg of nightmare fuel, something that players would have discovered if they had played all the way through to the end of a demo that was available that went by the name of P.T. That demo happens to be on the PlayStation Store right now, and when you reach the end of it, you’re treated to a teaser where Norman “Walking Dead” Reedus appears, followed by the names of Hideo Kojima and Guillermo Del Toro.

The game will apparently be known under the simple moniker of just Silent Hill. Check out the teaser yourself, either on Twitch via streamer Soapywarpig or the Youtube link below:

There’s no clue when exactly this game will be out, or what roles Kojima and Guillermo Del Toro have in it. But on the one hand, you’ve got a champion Hollywood director who knows how to squeeze scares out of people, and you’ve got a guy who knows how to f***k with people. To me, that’s the perfect partnership to have on such an iconic horror game franchise.

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.

  • Hammersteyn
    • Sith JJ

      Is that Admiral Chief? ;)

      • Hammersteyn

        Hahaha

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        I don’t know, doesn’t seem to have the right amount of world domination.

        • Sith JJ

          And he’s missing a Nazi snor.

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    And one of the actors from TWD TV series? Because that’s who it looks like in the header.

    • Hammersteyn

      YES!

    • Sith JJ

      It is. Read the article, cleverbot. ;P

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        tl;dr :P

  • Hammersteyn

    My balls just erupted!!!

  • Umar

    This is without a doubt a wet dream come true

    • Hammersteyn

      Just tossed my pants out the window

      • Umar

        Same here. Nuts exploded all over the office

        • Sith JJ

          Sounds more like a squirrel’s wet dream.

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          MEDIC!

          • Umar
          • Hammersteyn

            I’d still bang her, even as she stabs me to death.

          • Umar

            LOL SICKO!……but I would too

          • Sith JJ

            Isn’t she technically dead though? What if things, you know, break off of her?

          • Hammersteyn

            True, maybe soak her in a hot bath for like a half hour?

          • Umar

            Not really dead. Just hyper sexualized fabrications of a guilty conscious….That can kill you

          • Sith JJ

            She sounds like a real charmer.

          • Hammersteyn

            She’s got like 12 sisters.

          • Umar

            Just like Nurse Jenny.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            Wow, my girlfriend only has 4.

          • http://www.themovies.co.za Rinceable

            OvG?

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            Would have used more nuts. :D

  • Hammersteyn

    Best news this whole week so far!

  • Pieter Kruger

    If the actual gameplay will exceed 1/2 hour I’m sold…..

    • Umar

      LOL….Sad but true. It was only MGS 4 that was like that

    • Hammersteyn

      Horror games doesn’t need to be drawn out. Six hours is plenty when it constantly feels like you can die at any moment.

      • Sith JJ

        Usually I only manage two hours at a time if it’s really scary anyway.
        Like The Forest. Sheesh, that game.

        • Hammersteyn

          Look at Slender as well. Now make a FPS game the length of Slender and see what happens

          • Sith JJ

            Exactly. Slender was shite scary. Myself and two of my friends got drunk, locked ourselves in my study and played Slender. We screamed like little girls. Good times.
            The Forest is nice, it’s as long as you can manage to stay alive (or not quit out of sheer terror). I wrote a review on The Forest actually, but I think Geoff deleted it. ;)

          • Admiral Chief Beta Tester

            I’ve read your writing, it sucks. Too many eyeliner references

            :P

          • Sith JJ

            But what better way is there to describe my crying than to talk about the accentuation of dread the trails of blackness the eyeliner left on my face?

          • Admiral Chief Beta Tester

            See what I mean? Junk like that is what is keeping you from writing proper content!

        • Mossel

          Dude I’m yet to make it past the 1 hour mark with Outlast. Need to tackle that game tonight!

          • Sith JJ

            Need to try that. Started Dishono(u)red the weekend. Good so far.

    • Pieter Kruger

      Also…….GLORY HOLE!

  • CypherGate

    Whoever kept talking during the trailer started to annoy me. Fantastic trailer though. Seriously looking forward to this!

  • http://www.themovies.co.za Rinceable

    YES!

  • Sovereign

    Looks like Darryl Dixon.

    • Brian Murphy

      That’s who Norman Reedus is :) He was also in the Boondock Saints.

  • Francois Knoetze

    played it this morning before work:P oh boy oh boy oh boy!!!!

  • J_Joestar

    Dunno if a cardboard box will help much with Pyramid head…

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