We love our toys over here at Lazygamer. Which is why we write about them over on Tegato. And if you happen to be a Mass Effect fan with a wallet that is burning a hole in your pocket, then you might want to take a quick gander at the latest wave of toys, that features Commander Shepard and company.
Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.