No, this is not the Oculus Rift porn game you’ve been waiting for. Last year, we briefly – so very briefly – heard about a new first-person shooter game coming from Bjorn Borg. Yes, that one – the guy you known from that sport that involves hitting fuzzy green balls with Tennis bats or something. I forget what it’s called. Anyway, his eponymous fashion label has, together with developer Isbit games, made a first person shooter game that focuses on love and yes, fashion, instead of death, violence and hatred.
“We started off at Isbit Games just producing some small games and then we got a call from Björn Borg and they wanted to do a game with the intention of doing something with the first person shooter genre,” said Isbit’s Markus Koos. “And people at Isbit Games have been working on first person shooters for quite a while in different projects. So we got really excited to do something different with it. Cause Björn Borg has this statement of making the world a better place with love and that was a perfect match to do something different with the first person shooter genre. To do love instead of violence.”
The free-to-play shooter is available on PC and Mac right now, is a vehicle for the latest bit of Bjorn Borg couture, features guns that kiss people, and naked men riding on bears. Positioned as the antithesis to games like Hatred, you’ll get to “fight the forces of evil with the power of love”.Here’s the launch trailer.
Last Updated: January 29, 2015
Tosh MA
January 29, 2015 at 15:04
I thought games like this were supposed to come from Japan?
Also, that terribad water texturing at the end there. O_O
LisaWds
January 29, 2015 at 15:05
Must get it, resistance is futile.
Rock789
January 29, 2015 at 15:11
If there are flowers and butterflies as well, I’m in!!! :p
RinceThis
January 29, 2015 at 15:12
but WHYYYYYYYYYY!?
Tosh MA
January 29, 2015 at 15:12
I’ve been asking that for years.
Hammersteyn
January 29, 2015 at 15:15
Because let’s fighting love
RinceThis
January 29, 2015 at 15:15
Punches you with his di… gital fist…
Hammersteyn
January 29, 2015 at 15:14
I “Putin” it to you that I’ve seen a man ride a bear before
http://i.imgur.com/FF4A99h.jpg
Tosh MA
January 29, 2015 at 15:15
O_O
RinceThis
January 29, 2015 at 15:17
Ahhh, so he spends most of his time doing this and not running his country, explains a lot! *RUNS and hides from KGBear.
HairyEwok
January 29, 2015 at 15:25
Defeat Putin? Psh bro hold my Gucci bag, I got this.
Mandom (Umar)
January 29, 2015 at 15:15
They have an interesting range of clothing. Now you can have Medusa right by your wee wee.
http://bjornborg.scene7.com/is/image/bjornborg/151215-119031_90011_1?$BB700$&fmt=jpeg
Tosh MA
January 29, 2015 at 15:19
What the hell are those? O_O
Hammersteyn
January 29, 2015 at 15:22
O_o what if my wee wee turns to stone? Everyone will see
Tosh MA
January 29, 2015 at 15:23
Yours? No. No they won’t. 😛 *RUNS
Hammersteyn
January 29, 2015 at 15:23
Bwahahaha wait…..you’ve seen it???
Tosh MA
January 29, 2015 at 15:24
Nobody has. 😀 *Keeps running
Hammersteyn
January 29, 2015 at 15:26
ZING!
Hammersteyn
January 29, 2015 at 15:16
Everyone is sprayed with love.
Dutch Matrix
January 29, 2015 at 16:02
Said Ron Jeremy
HairyEwok
January 29, 2015 at 15:23
Power of love ey? Reminds me of this again hahaha.
https://i.imgur.com/ArCcVBL.gif
Hammersteyn
January 29, 2015 at 15:24
That’s love is kinda one sided.
RinceThis
January 29, 2015 at 15:25
NOOOOO!
Mandom (Umar)
January 29, 2015 at 15:25
Plastic nee-san!!!
Raptor Rants A Lot:Original #7
January 29, 2015 at 15:35
That header… Reminds me of someone…
http://www.gameinformer.com/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer-Components-ImageFileViewer/CommunityServer-Blogs-Components-WeblogFiles-00-00-00-00-09/2376.Miranda.jpg_2D00_610x0.jpg
Ghost In The Rift
January 29, 2015 at 15:36
That ASS!!!
Admiral Chief
January 29, 2015 at 15:55
Nope, she is MUCH hotter than that excuse of a character in the header
Ghost In The Rift
January 29, 2015 at 15:35
Shit, Hippies got a game, how did that happen?
Dean
January 29, 2015 at 15:42
I call dibs on Sexual Tyrannosaurus as my in game name.
Dutch Matrix
January 29, 2015 at 15:46
No. Sorry. In memory of my good friend Blaine, I say no… Besides, you are not half the man he was!
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130413101849/avp/images/thumb/7/7a/Blain.png/500px-Blain.png
Dean
January 29, 2015 at 15:50
Jesse Ventura, best governor of Minnesota.
Predator, probably the only movie with two future governors in it.
Hondsepop
January 29, 2015 at 15:47
Bjorn Borg, nooit. Didn’t know he was is still around. He did look like a hippie, from what I can remember.
Dutch Matrix
January 29, 2015 at 15:50
If this game had Romantic Warriors as its opening theme song, I would have been all over this like white on rice!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/fi/4/42/Modern_Talking_Romantic_Warriors_back_cover.jpg
Hondsepop
January 29, 2015 at 15:57
Let me guess, your either an 80’s child or the roommate is a fan.
Dutch Matrix
January 29, 2015 at 16:00
*you’re. And yes, I am an 80’s child.
Brady miaau
January 29, 2015 at 16:11
a) can I get 1:10 of my life back
b) are you freaking kidding me?
c) is there gameplay?
d) if there is, does anyone care?
e) is it OCD that makes me list 5 pointless questions?