Normally, helping an intern “pay their dues” is an easy affair. Lots of coffee, sandwich making and filing are all in a day’s work. However, we like to think outside the box.
Actually, we want you all to think outside the box for us, because we’re just too lazy. You all got introduced to our new intern, Victor, this week. We’ve been having fun tormenting Vicky and giving him odd jobs, but we thought you might have some interesting ideas.
He is young and energetic, and already calls me mistress. That’s right, I didn’t even have to order him – he calls me mistress and has wonderful phrases like “thy will be done”. But he’s not just our intern, he’s your intern, too. So, what strange and wonderful tasks would you assign to our new lackey?