Quite clearly, the next-gen game that I’m most excited for is Destiny. And if anyone else says that I’m actually patiently waiting for Hello Kitty on Xbox One, then they’re a bunch of goddamn liars man! But seriously, Destiny is like Borderlands on sex drugs. Its got an online mode that will actually make it worthwhile, and I can’t wait to get my hands on it.
Until then, I’m going to have to make do with new screenshots such as these:
And a new behind the scenes documentary. Destiny is out next year. And by then, I’ll have licked a hole through my laptop. I knew that I should never have set a Destiny screenshot as a desktop wallpaper.
Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.