In March, the kingdom of the gamer shall crumble. The blistered thumb legion shall face the wrath of Dark Souls 2, a game that will most likely be so damn difficult, that Samsung will be watching TV sales increase that month due to embedded controller rage-quit issues. To get your blood pumping for that game, here’s a bunch of new screens, video and details on a comedian voicing a character.
English funny-man Peter Serafinowicz is joining the Dark Souls 2 voice cast to help breathe life into a character known as Mild-Mannered Pete, who happens to be hunting for treasure Terence.
“He may teach players a few tricks of his own in order to survive during their quest. Will they dare to trust this enigmatic character?” Namco Bandai asked via press release.
Who the hell is Serafinowicz you ask? I honestly have no clue [Ed’s note: you should be shot], but with a last name such as that, he must be a funny chap. Serafinowicz is more well known in the Star Wars universe as the original voice of the bisected red devil Darth Maul from The Phantom Menace film, plus he has popped up in other games and films since then. Plus he had his own TV show named after him, which is essentially the Mile-High Club of success for comedians.
Now onto that video that I promised you, yes I did:
Dark Souls 2 lands on PC, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 in March, so be still your beating heart for the torment that lies ahead.
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Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.