Dark Souls 2 – Nine new minutes of gameplay,screens and Peter Serafinowicz 
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Darryn Bonthuys
January 31, 2014 at 9:15 am

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In March, the kingdom of the gamer shall crumble. The blistered thumb legion shall face the wrath of Dark Souls 2, a game that will most likely be so damn difficult, that Samsung will be watching TV sales increase that month due to embedded controller rage-quit issues. To get your blood pumping for that game, here’s a bunch of new screens, video and details on a comedian voicing a character.

English funny-man Peter Serafinowicz is joining the Dark Souls 2 voice cast to help breathe life into a character known as Mild-Mannered Pete, who happens to be hunting for treasure Terence.

“He may teach players a few tricks of his own in order to survive during their quest. Will they dare to trust this enigmatic character?” Namco Bandai asked via press release.

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Who the hell is Serafinowicz you ask? I honestly have no clue [Ed's note: you should be shot], but with a last name such as that, he must be a funny chap. Serafinowicz is more well known in the Star Wars universe as the original voice of the bisected red devil Darth Maul from The Phantom Menace film, plus he has popped up in other games and films since then. Plus he had his own TV show named after him, which is essentially the Mile-High Club of success for comedians.

Now onto that video that I promised you, yes I did:

Dark Souls 2 lands on PC, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 in March, so be still your beating heart for the torment that lies ahead.

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.

  • Gr8_Balls_o_Fire

    FIRST!! :D

  • Spathi

    FIRST!!

    • AndriyP

      ..that statement…urm….are you sure about it?

  • Spathi

    Upvote if Lazygamer brought you here!

  • Admiral Chief in Vegas

    I second the Editor’s note.

    I nominate Darryn being shot by paint-balls at high velocity.

    All those in favour?

    • Admiral Chief in Vegas

      In favour!

    • AndriyP

      IN favour with live ammo!

      • Admiral Chief in Vegas

        Incendiary or hollow point?

        • AndriyP

          Let him burn first and then when we get bored finish him off
          Double tap!!

        • TiMsTeR1033

          hollow point!

    • Hammersteyn

      That’s not cruel enough, make him review FF Lightning Returns

    • http://www.lazygamer.net/ The D

      I GET IT! “Hello…Tim”

      • TiMsTeR1033

        He is not Tim… remember to take your crazy pills, looks like you forgot this morning..

    • Unavengedavo

      Speaking of paintball… Why don’t we make the next LG meetup a good old paintball game? :P

      • Admiral Chief in Vegas

        I’m in!

        • Unavengedavo

          Now we just need more people and Gavin’s seal of approval…

  • Spathi

    The last game on the previous gen I’m super excited for. Can’t wait to die!

  • TiMsTeR1033

    In some ways looks alot better and in other ways looks much like the same.

    • Spathi

      That is exactly what we want. The same but better!

      • TiMsTeR1033

        I know man! I have gotten quite far in Dark souls now,.

        • Azazel

          Beating the game on NG+ is where it’s at. As far as I know, it is a requirement if you hope to join the crips or bloods

  • Hammersteyn

    One of the few games where you ask why haven’t I died yet?

    • Unavengedavo

      The only thing that you are 100% sure of when you step away from a bonfire is that you are going to die

  • RinceThis2014

    I am already crying…

    • SheHulkNigri

      There there… Don’t cry Rincie

      • Unavengedavo

        This can look so wrong with a well place brazzers logo :P

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  • Will

    Note to self, book leave days around march (well maybe later when patch is released)

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  • Mabenito

    Who’s playing FlappyBird?

  • Brenz

    Firstly:

    I.AM.READY!!!!!

    Secondly:

    Who is the monkey playing in that video, sheesh, he dont know nothing.

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