I HAVE…THE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWER!
Has your Apple device been lacking a certain somethin’ somethin’ lately? Such as green tigers, men in fuchsia leggings and steroid abusers draped in nipple harnesses? While worry no more, because the mightiest man in all of Eternia, He-Man, is headed towards your iPad, furry underwear intact!
Tapping into some childhood nostalgia, IGN revealed that Chillingo was bringing Prince Adam back from obscurity for 27 levels of skull-busting action, with unlockable powers helping the defender of Castle Grayskull take on the might of Skeletor and his army of roid-ragers.
I’m excited, but not as excited as Geoff, who has already died his hair blonde, had a bowl shape haircut and then proceeded to attempt to saddle me, as he somehow believes that my immense pacifism makes me the perfect Cringer.
He-Man: The Most Powerful Game in the Universe is out soon. Maybe a little too soon, in fact. Hopefully this will be a sign that Biker Mice from Mars will also hit my mobile device soon.
Last Updated: October 9, 2012
