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Best gaming valentines gift ever Popular
   February 15th, 2012 clock image 12:15 pm

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So did you get anything awesome for Valentines day? I’m only really asking so that I can show you that what you got wasn’t actually really awesome and this guy got easily the best (gaming) valentines day gift ever.

Reddit user veggiesama was given a box that looked like a Mario coin box from his lady friend for valentines that asked him to open it, inside was a Minecraft block and then inside that was a companion cube and then it got awesome.

Take a look at his progress through his present only to be left with the inevitable.

Is the cake a lie?

Mine earth with iron pick axe to retrieve cake

Dismantle weighted companion cube to retrieve cake

What does that say?

Murderer

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  • RobbieH

    Nice!!!

  • http://twitter.com/JimLenoir James Lenoir

    Something tells me his lady friend is actually a dude (or maybe Vegie made it himself). The finishing on those boxes is terrible. Or maybe I’m giving the fairer sex too much credit for their craft making abilities?

    • Andrey

      His lady friend is a dude..wait what?

      • http://twitter.com/JimLenoir James Lenoir

        I base my theory on presentation and wrapping style. As a receiver of many a valentine gift during my life. One thing that has always impressed me was how beautifully and creatively these cards or gifts were wrapped. The ladies always went above and beyond. It’s really the same with handwriting. The handwriting of guys always look as if a chimpanzee had just found a crayon, whereas most women (not all) have handwriting that could melt your eyes. 

        Anyway, the finishing on his boxes make me question whether a woman’s hand ever touched his boxes, or for that matter his nuts.  

        • http://twitter.com/matthurstrsa Matthew Hurst

          I don’t know, that’s still better than anything I’ve wrapped.

          • http://twitter.com/JimLenoir James Lenoir

            That’s because you’re a man. We don’t wrap we glue shit together.

          • Andrey

            WHAHAHAHA “we glue shit together” you sir are a legend

          • Anonymous

            James, you complete me.

  • http://twitter.com/Uncl3s Uncle

    This is the kind of woman you marry instantly.

  • http://twitter.com/GeoffChisnall Geoffrey Chisnall

    I STILL DON’T SEE THE CAKE!

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