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If you have browsed a gaming site on the Internet over the past few months then I can guarantee you have come across the ads for the free online game Evony at some point.

While these ads started quite normally with a request to come and play a free online strategy game we have seen these requests degenerate into something pretty extraordinary since then.

The latest ad is seriously pushing boundaries of what is acceptable to publish on Google and really it’s just starting to get a little bit embarrassing for the company.

Take a click through to see all the Evony ads I was able to dig up and watch them degenerate into a blatant plea for clicks.

[Update] This story continues to receive a large amount of interest so I will continue to try and keep it updated, feel free to leave links to any new adverts in the comment section

Take 1

Evony1

Take 2

Evony2

Take 2.5 (Thanks fizix)

Take 3

Evony3

Take 4

Evony4

Take 5

Evony5

Take 6

Evony6

Take 7

Evony7

Take 8

Evony8

Take 9

Evony9

Update – Take 10 (it got better… worse)

Update – Take 11

Take 12

Take 13 – 2 for 1?

Take 14 – Older ones to try and make this list complete

Take 15 – Pretty in Pink

Take 16 – A new blonde and a golden oldie

Take 17 (Thanks P33Z)

Take 18 (Thanks to Miss Coconut)

Take 19 (Inspired by Avatar)

Take 20 (Obviously not enough flesh in the last one, thanks: SSFF6B)

Take 21 (Obviously that promise about moving away from naked women has failed)

It’s classier but I think we are all looking at the same thing here, thanks to P33Z for the tip

Take 22 (After months of standard ads Evony is starting to make a comeback)

It’s not bad but at the same time it has absolutely nothing to do with the game

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Uncle
Probably the best ad campaign on the internets.
fizix
http://www.gossipgamers.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/evony2-400×220.jpg
http://www.gossipgamers.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/evony-ad-3.jpg
I found these here:
http://www.gossipgamers.com/evony-ad-girl-will-get-naked-someday/
I believe the second link I provided is actually take two.
And I know you’re missing at least one gif that is basically a moving screen of gameplay.
Remko
Just found 4 more today
http://img294.imageshack.us/i/evony1b.jpg/ (the bra pulses )
http://img176.imageshack.us/i/evony2.jpg/ (she swings on the rope)
http://img85.imageshack.us/i/evony3.jpg/ (the boobs pulse)
http://img13.imageshack.us/i/evony4.jpg/
someone
still waiting for full frontal nude Evony ads.
Bgavs
http://kotaku.com/5345584/evony-devs-sound-a-bit-iffy
http://www.4chan.org Fasddd
Its ridiculous, but also extremely successful. Look how many players they’ve managed to scrunge up. I played before and during the highly misleading ads, and saw people in the chatroom asking “Where are the chicks” and “Who wants to cyber”. lol
SSFF6B
New Evony ad, captured one frame.
http://s934.photobucket.com/albums/ad182/JeffThePicCollector/?action=view&current=EvonyFAIL.jpg
Asmodeus
Haha! The “Evony Online” ad campaign is an experiment in the effectiveness of advertising. Where did you think such a crap game would get the funds for hiring B-grade porn stars? The radical changes seen in each consecutive ad are experimental: some get more click over x amount of time and on y sites then others. :devil:

http://www.deletedscenenmagazine.com joeychainsaw
you dont need funds “to hire b-grade porn stars”
these are stock photos.. from a monthly pay service.. which means you can sign up for one month… download thousands of photos and be covered for any use of them

Asmodeus
My point exactly – It’sexperimental. They have certainly not gained much monetary profit from people who have played “Evony Online”!

Jakkanoryz
the best i have ever seen, its interactive. you can make the parts bigger
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x99/Faiylen/lol/evonylol.png
Steph
I am SO sick of these ads! NOT EVERYONE IS A STRAIGHT MALE AND I HATE SEEING TITS EVERY TIME I GO ON A WEBSITE!!!! Not to meantion how awkward it is when someone looks over your shoulder like “w…t…f are you looking at?”

sophie
i aggree even though im not a boy i hat seeing this and its embaressing for girls and me!!!! i feel sick now :shocked: :sick: :dizzy: :ermm: :unsure: :wassat:

claudia
i agree, it’s hard enough to be a girl and go on gaming sites in general (bc a lot of commenters are immature sexist idiots) but then you see an ad like this and it’s like, this wasn’t written by a 13yo boy, this was made by an actual COMPANY…who must have all agreed that it was ok to take a shit on anyone who’s not a straight male

Asmodeus
I’m a straight male with a libido a mile wide, and I still hate these ads – despicable, talentless.
But it matters not to the company – every click on every ad is added to a comparative database.

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Zeirce
They’re trying SOO hard to get her naked. xD God, why don’t they just post some titties already and get it over with? LOL.
LeChatNoir
No, I think take 19 is from Second Life
http://google omg
:w00t: plees give me some porn
BlasTuAwaY
I… cannot… believe how desprate these Evony people are… What is this world coming to? Porn on role play ads today, Gangsta’s on Dora tomorrow… :devil:
0xym0ron
The internet IS for porn. People just don’t give a damn about civilization MMORPGs anymore. Where did everything go?
Ah, which reminds me, you could get into several bad situations. If your child, wife, girlfriend walked into the room..
killer face
guess what new advertisement that the ad makers just made says. “click on the body parts to create your ideal woman.” the picture is just a girl with light up breasts. as always. :shocked:
moo
uh he wasent supporting it he was saying it’s wrong and how this is all the bad pictures
http://www.ssff6b.wordpress.com SSFF6B
They didn’t just post another ad, NO! They made a whole website (that links back to Evony) http://in.tk.koramgame.com/template/new-nvsg/?u=102302&u2=tkonakt0154
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P33Z
Another one http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/526/25394755.jpg
leads to:
http://www.evony.com/evonyxc13.html?vcgeo&site=26391
http://gmail.com not tellin u
evony sucks!!!!!!!!! they make me :sick: !!!!!!!!! using near naked woman to advertise is sick gross and wrong :angry: !!!!! i hate those stupid idiots :angry: !!!!! we all should sue them 4 all they got then they cant advertise nude people 4 their site, heck, they wont have a site !!!!!!well make them pay!!!!! because what they did was wrongand theyll regret ever doing it ,theyll end up poor and miserable all because they did that. so their sunk!!!!!!!!!!!
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lol
hahahahahaha
Anonymous
:dizzy: The pictures on this site are the same as the ones elsewhere on the internet, and are just as bad. :sick:
Anonymous
:ninja: I know how to block Evony ads (and other ads) from your browser.
1. Get OpenDNS at http://www.opendns.com/ It’s free.
2. Get Google Chrome at http://www.google.com/chrome It’s also free.
3. In Chrome, right-click next to an Evony ad and click “Inspect Element.”
4. Expand the tag containing the ad (You will know it has the ad because it will turn blue when your mouse is over it). Keep expanding the tags until you find an <embed> or <iframe> tag
5. Copy the “src” for the tag and block it with OpenDNS
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I HATE EVONY
I played Evony for 6 months. When the ad was the first one, that ad was fine with me. Then i go and i am on the net checking my email…..and guess what pops up!! A half-naked woman was on the side of my screen with the word EVONY on it! I was sickened. I had posted a link to evony on my site, and i removed it the day after i saw that! I hope evony gets what is coming to them! They should have kept the first ad, but they went WAY too far. it is so sick!! it makes me want to vomit!! evony, i have one thing to say to you, KISS MY ASS YOU JUST LOST A CUSTOMER! :shocked: :angry:
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ur boy
whoaaaaah whos take 17 soz shes a babe
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these ad’s creator
Sex also sell beer, liquor, web hosting, video games, fast food, and your mom… you putz
Meh
You mean boob trap :alien:
Wild Bill
There are newer ads out now with no cleavage, but I dont really care. Evony rocks! I met a bunch of chicks playing online.
Trantor
There ads now look cooler. I wonder if they are starting to hear our concerns with the boob ads.
Here’s a new one now: http://www.evony.com/evonyea19.html
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