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A History of Evony Ads – The insanity continues [Updated-Again]

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EvonyHeader

If you have browsed a gaming site on the Internet over the past few months then I can guarantee you have come across the ads for the free online game Evony at some point.

While these ads started quite normally with a request to come and play a free online strategy game we have seen these requests degenerate into something pretty extraordinary since then.

The latest ad is seriously pushing boundaries of what is acceptable to publish on Google and really it’s just starting to get a little bit embarrassing for the company.

Take a click through to see all the Evony ads I was able to dig up and watch them degenerate into a blatant plea for clicks.

[Update] This story continues to receive a large amount of interest so I will continue to try and keep it updated, feel free to leave links to any new adverts in the comment section

Take 1

Evony1

Take 2

Evony2

Take 2.5 (Thanks fizix)

Take 3

Evony3

Take 4

Evony4

Take 5

Evony5

Take 6

Evony6

Take 7

Evony7

Take 8

Evony8

Take 9

Evony9

Update – Take 10 (it got better… worse)

Naked Lady in Sauna

Update – Take 11

newevonyad

Take 12

EvonyBreast

evonyad

Take 13 – 2 for 1?

evonysunset

Take 14 – Older ones to try and make this list complete

evonyDiscreet

Take 15 – Pretty in Pink

EvonyPinkBikini

Take 16 – A new blonde and a golden oldie

Evony_TheWinfamily

EvonyBlonde

Take 17 (Thanks P33Z)

Take 18 (Thanks to Miss Coconut)

Take 19 (Inspired by Avatar)

Take 20 (Obviously not enough flesh in the last one, thanks: SSFF6B)

Take 21 (Obviously that promise about moving away from naked women has failed)

It’s classier but I think we are all looking at the same thing here, thanks to P33Z for the tip

Take 22 (After months of standard ads Evony is starting to make a comeback)

It’s not bad but at the same time it has absolutely nothing to do with the game

Last Updated: August 13, 2009

197 Comments

  1. koldFU5iON

    August 13, 2009 at 08:33

    sheesh and they wonde why they only have Half a million players online 😛

    Reply

  2. spl0it

    August 13, 2009 at 08:53

    The are hoping to trigger to Boob-Click reflex

    Reply

  3. Matt

    August 13, 2009 at 09:42

    I really don’t think the company who owns Evony is worried about being embarrassed, they own a WoW gold farming company 😛

    Reply

  4. RossiRSA

    August 13, 2009 at 09:52

    Is number 7 and 9 real or a joke?

    Reply

    • Marcus Snow

      December 29, 2013 at 16:49

      Very late reply, but 7 and 9 were in fact real! I remember seeing them back in the days before adblocker. (When I say them, I mean the ads… not the….nevermind!)

      Reply

  5. LazySAGamer

    August 13, 2009 at 09:53

    All real…. 100%

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    • DarthRandal

      September 8, 2013 at 05:40

      That’s what she said.

      Reply

  6. fallen_angel

    August 13, 2009 at 09:55

    ‘come play my lord’…oh no wait its a booby trap

    Reply

  7. spl0it

    August 13, 2009 at 10:04

    Lollersubmarine :w00t:

    Reply

  8. ace

    August 13, 2009 at 10:07

    it works , i signed up, acutally a very good game but takes up so much time…

    Reply

  9. Faheem

    August 13, 2009 at 11:02

    I’m not sure. They look a little too perfect. Wait a sec… what are we talking about here? :tongue:

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  10. careful

    August 13, 2009 at 14:18

    I would stop playing and immediately scan your computer for adware/spyware and viruses. The site is known to install malware.

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  11. bunch of cunts (thats you lot)

    August 13, 2009 at 18:52

    What’s your fucking problem with the ads. Sex sells. Little hormonal boys, middle aged men who;s wife’s have turned 40 and look at 18 year old girls and think I want to fuck you cause I can as most 18 year old girls are slags, and fat bald sweaty men over the age of 30 will play this game as it has a pair of tits in the ad. Don’t you pricks know anything. I am rich (and I mean rich) cause I exploit people and situations like slags and sex. Your all jealous and I don’t care. Go fuck yourself and your ugly fat mums.

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    • rick

      August 25, 2013 at 22:44

      Hi Wartune’s ad manager!

      Reply

  12. MoralHighGround

    August 13, 2009 at 19:28

    If you’re going to stand on your soapbox and bitch about it, maybe you should make sure you’re not contributing to the problem yourself. You’re advertising Evony on this very article! Dumbass.

    Here’s proof!
    http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/2654/evonysoapboxfail.jpg

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    • HannahRak007

      January 12, 2011 at 05:55

      LOL, right on this website haha.

      Reply

      • Gavin Mannion

        January 12, 2011 at 06:07

        Evony used to cycle the domains they were advertising from making it nearly impossible to stop them appearing on the site if you had Google Ads.

        Thankfully google cracked down on that and now they should no longer appear 🙂

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  13. Geoff

    August 13, 2009 at 20:33

    http://bit.ly/dhSDGJ

    I take it you enjoy the Evony site quite a bit?

    Reply

  14. LazySAGamer

    August 13, 2009 at 21:24

    Actually I have requested on quite a few occasions now for Google to stop serving Evony ads but it seems to be impossible… or I just don’t know how to do it 🙂

    The other option is to stop serving Google ads but I suspiciously think that hosting Googles ads increases page rank… I could be wrong but why take the chance 😉

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  15. Keith Weatherby II

    August 13, 2009 at 22:26

    You can’t really get rid of them, that’s the problem. By the way, it’s google that’s serving up the evony ads not the owner of this site or reviewer of this article. And like LazySAGamer said the only other option is to stop using google adsense. So we put up with this little annoyance.

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  16. BrokenDarkne55

    August 13, 2009 at 22:30

    TITS every fu*king-wear, where you go there’s gotta be a wh*re in some add about stuff you never give a s*it about anyway Bitch-add invasion

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  17. Keith Weatherby II

    August 13, 2009 at 22:35

    I just found this in the adsense help forums “Hi everyone — thanks for your patience so far. We’ve received all of your feedback and have looked into your concerns. Any Evony ads should now point only to evonyonline.com, so having evonyonline.com on your filter list should now effectively block all Evony ads. If you still see ads after adding this URL to your filter (and it’s been over 48 hours since you’ve added it), reply to this thread and we’ll look into it.” – Here’s the url to the thread – http://www.google.com/support/forum/p/AdSense/thread?tid=7c9ef267b8b3c01f&hl=en

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  18. LazySAGamer

    August 13, 2009 at 22:41

    Thanks for that… On my way to add it now.

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  19. MoralHighGround

    August 14, 2009 at 00:03

    If that’s truly the case, I rescind my previous remarks. Good on ya’.

    Reply

  20. response to: uneducated loser.

    August 14, 2009 at 00:52

    Just, FYI “bunch of cunts (thats you lot)”, sex doesn’t sell. Sex only sells sex, its a known fact in the media world that using sex to sell things other than sex doesn’t work.

    Good try troll.

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  21. georgeenoob

    August 14, 2009 at 03:52

    Played the game and it had nothing to do with boobies 🙁

    Reply

  22. Alex

    August 14, 2009 at 04:17

    The next ad will have a woman with nothing but whipped cream on her privates and a button saying “Click here for sex”

    Reply

  23. JewishNinja

    August 14, 2009 at 11:20

    According to wiki there were even more adds:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evony

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  24. sex sells

    August 14, 2009 at 14:23

    Your all right, sex sells sex and that’s all it is. Unfortunately some people get hurt along the way. Oh well lives shite and we all know it.

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  25. gargamel

    August 14, 2009 at 15:29

    Ah, I sense overcompensating. How much are Evony paying you to slag people off on forum boards?

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  26. сдфсдфдсф

    August 14, 2009 at 15:29

    well sure, it’s a civilization rip off…

    Reply

  27. winsonkoh

    August 14, 2009 at 15:52

  28. Tiffany

    August 14, 2009 at 16:33

    Srsly! “Play DISCRETELY”? Why would a simple game cloned for browser based play need to be played discretely. The advertisers know what they are doing with intent.

    Reply

  29. gazz

    August 14, 2009 at 22:10

    wow the last two niiice but there wearing too much lol 😀

    Reply

  30. PandaFace

    August 17, 2009 at 04:13

    those ppl are just peices of crap. the game is boring too 🙄

    Reply

  31. zzzzzzzzz

    August 19, 2009 at 11:56

    Wow is 9 real or is it just sexy and hot? 😛

    Reply

  32. LazySAGamer

    August 19, 2009 at 12:08

    lol apparently number 3 they just ripped straight from a fancy dress costume website http://blog.costumecraze.com/2009/05/dubious-civony-game-uses-costume-photo

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  33. Telos

    August 19, 2009 at 12:10

    These ads are fricken everywhere. I really don’t understand what a scantily clad woman in a seductive pose has to do with building a civilisation. :getlost:

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  34. Alan Kemmer

    August 19, 2009 at 18:03

    I have an idea of what the next advertisement will be. A girl covering up here boobs with her hands and her “you know what” will be cut off the edge of the ad and the advertisements will say “Wanna see more? Click here and play now!”

    Reply

  35. qwerty

    August 20, 2009 at 16:02

    Take 8,I want this bigger,pls.

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  36. ...

    August 21, 2009 at 13:09

    Make 8 and 7 bigger! :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

    Reply

  37. Awie_is_n_Pirate

    August 21, 2009 at 13:25

    Oui, certainment, des femmes bien sûr toujours montré leur poitrine au Moyen âge :pirate:

    Reply

  38. ewrqqr

    August 21, 2009 at 21:04

    They have 1 million players online now!

    I wonder what percent have played the game for more than one hour (even one minute)?

    Evony is a disgrace to all RTS Makers (and all gamers)…

    Now they are using pop-ups. I saw one yesterday…

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  39. asddfas

    August 21, 2009 at 23:16

  40. Kip

    August 27, 2009 at 02:31

    Also, keep in mind that Evony is running ads with multiple ad networks. So while Google has their ads under control (just add evonyonline.com to your filter to remove all the ads at once), a lot of the other ad networks still have to play catch up. So Evony has moved a lot of their advertising to the other ad networks and made the creatives more risque than ever.

    In fact, the last three ads you posted in the list all served on Non-Google ad networks.

    Don’t be so quick to judge Google when the issue lies with multiple ad networks. 🙂

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  41. remus

    September 6, 2009 at 15:03

    come play with my p… oh no ….come play my lord 🙂

    Reply

  42. Viitard

    September 14, 2009 at 16:37

    I think the girl on Take 9 is Natasha Nice. It looks like her, at least..

    Reply

  43. The Answerer

    September 15, 2009 at 00:22

    Woman is Natalie Gauvreau for all you legends out there.

    Reply

  44. So What?

    September 16, 2009 at 02:19

    I played this game and actually it was great if you would play maybe 15 minutes a day and just upgrade your stuff. The copy right stealing is just plain retarded though, the girl isnt even hot. For people complaining about the ads and your children seeing them or whatever, im sorry but just deal with it dont bitch about it. I mean you cant tell me if you had a boy you wouldnt feel proud if he fucked number 9. I would

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  45. Mike

    September 16, 2009 at 04:49

    Well.. the ads are real. The other parts… ehm…

    Reply

  46. rob mckenna

    September 17, 2009 at 04:06

  47. LazySAGamer

    September 17, 2009 at 04:42

    oh nice… they are good at getting these shots right at least

    Reply

  48. stinkythedog

    September 18, 2009 at 04:54

    The ironic thing about the evony ads is that the ads and any discussion about the ads is prohibited in the evony forums,posting the ads or even discussing the ads is a bannable offense. I guess evony doesnt mind polluting the internet with it`s deceptive ads but when it comes to it`s own site it wants no part of the ads or discussion about the ads.

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  49. Mackie

    September 19, 2009 at 16:46

    This is a new low for internet advertising! Embarrassing…

    Reply

  50. dirtyape

    September 22, 2009 at 05:54

    fap fap fap fap

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  51. plasmacannon

    September 23, 2009 at 06:58

    lolz it look fine if ask me with the knight but then thats just weird if u ask me it could be a porn site?!??!?! :pinch: :pinch: :pinch: :pinch:

    Reply

  52. spaceface

    September 23, 2009 at 23:11

    where can I sign up

    Reply

  53. djfang

    September 24, 2009 at 06:33

    ther is a new crappy evony ad…. but atleast its a little more decent, it show’s the girl in a full white dress(some one is lieing…) forgot to screan shot, soz

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  54. mark boardman

    September 24, 2009 at 13:49

    I now have an erection and wish to play evony.
    I also have a hankering for chicken chow mein special fried rice sweet and sour chicken balls curry sauce and prawn crackers.

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  55. joel

    September 27, 2009 at 03:29

    i totally got fooled by the boob-click reflex. this is false advertising and should prolly be reprimanded

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  56. mumu

    September 27, 2009 at 18:52

    Hahaha, you see ads, idiot. Adblock+ is required.

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  57. LazySAGamer

    September 27, 2009 at 21:23

    You do realise that the only way content websites make money is through adverts and if more and more people use adblockers then content providers will either go out of business or invent more and more intrusive methods of advertising.

    I personally find adblockers to be an incredibly selfish application and honestly wonder about their legality… but that’s a post for a different site 😛

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  58. JC

    September 28, 2009 at 00:30

    It’s false advertising, yes. One, there’s no women to save. Two, there’s nothing relating to any of aforeshown women in the game. Three: I seen a flash banner on another site claiming it has 9 million players. Which is more than likely lies, or else everyone on the development team suddenly started making new idle accounts to make up the numbers.

    Screengrab of 9M claim:
    http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/5859/evonylol.jpg

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  59. WTF

    September 28, 2009 at 03:37

    Really? It’s well known in the media? I don’t know what media worlds you travel in, but sex will sell ice cubes to Eskimos in most places. You British pillock.

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  60. WTF

    September 28, 2009 at 03:44

    How did some guy selling his online game become a “bitch-add invasion”. Every single person involved in this thing is a dude. How come women became the bad guy? Y’all are the ones fascinated by the boobies! :biggrin:

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  61. brodz

    September 29, 2009 at 15:16

    haha, some new ones I haven’t seen. you’re also missing a bunch I have seen. the ones with the brunette mainly. idunno I live in japan maybe thats why I see different ones.

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  62. Zelna

    September 30, 2009 at 22:27

    So it’s true then. Money can’t buy you manners, style or a new personality! You can have all the money in the world but, by the looks of your comments you will always be a loser…. :sick:

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  63. sanuelduh

    October 1, 2009 at 02:22

    ew wtf is this dudes problem seriously we dont want to see giant breasts in are face when we go on a game …. :sick:

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    • coolguy

      October 19, 2009 at 22:43

      wot? y eva not?
      u get game n sexy time in 1 o yea!

      Reply

  64. ExDEE

    October 1, 2009 at 13:35

    Take 7. was just lol. :blink:

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  65. HiBob

    October 1, 2009 at 23:47

    Of course they are legal unless you agree to some form of EULA saying you will not block the ads. It’d be like saying that buying a newspaper and throwing away the classified or cutting out the ads was illegal.

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  66. Not Home

    October 2, 2009 at 00:19

    :whistle: She’s hawt! :wub: And it’s free! :w00t: I don’t think I need anything else in life!

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  67. Joeseph Shwartz

    October 2, 2009 at 02:59

    :alien: ating :wub: from this game is :devil:, but men :heart: it, so they click on it.
    the ads make me want to :sick: so be a :angel: and dont play

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  68. JFX

    October 2, 2009 at 17:30

    Well, makes me giggle. I have a few friends that play this game, i guess they will never have any dignity again.
    -FARKER

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  69. AnonymityMeansNoFreedoms

    October 2, 2009 at 22:05

    You’re a righteous prick, MoralHighGround. Don’t think you rule any territory here before you force your opinion on others,

    Reply

  70. Mike Pataky

    October 2, 2009 at 22:54

    Thats all fake bullshit. Ive been playing Evony for months now and have never seen any of those ridiculous ads. Someone just made those..

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  71. LazySAGamer

    October 2, 2009 at 23:15

    Yeah good point, still not a fan though 🙂

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  72. =O

    October 3, 2009 at 15:51

    Ha! nice… :w00t:

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  73. Ethan

    October 3, 2009 at 22:42

    Nope, 100% real, I’ve seen all of those ads before while i was playing other games… I mean, its not like i was TRYING to pay attention to them, but they were there… :whistle: 😉

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  74. whats wrong with you

    October 4, 2009 at 22:12

    Racist!

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  75. Drake

    October 5, 2009 at 03:49

    Naw, it’s not like you’re defacing billboards… you’re simply choosing to prevent content from running on your own computer. If they pay you for your computer and electricity, maybe they might make a case that they have a -right- to do so, but seeing as they do not, you have the right to deny them access to your own resources.

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  76. Moocher

    October 5, 2009 at 03:50

    Well… prostitution is the oldest profession… :whistle:

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  77. deathfire

    October 7, 2009 at 01:58

    I played Evony back when it was called Civony.
    God that game was boring. I hate those ad’s there every where. I hope the people making all that stuff get sued.

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  78. some guy

    October 7, 2009 at 17:36

    they have loads of ads. all of a sudden they just sprouted on every internet page i went on

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  79. Ur Mum

    October 9, 2009 at 03:36

    And here’s the problem, you’re getting lured into disappointment by thinking it’s porn and instead you get a crappy fantasy game.

    Advertise Evony for what is is already.

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  80. Duo

    October 9, 2009 at 03:38

    Why not just advertise it for what it is rather then luring people in thinking they’ll get porn?

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  81. Casey

    October 17, 2009 at 21:27

    For those under some absurd pretension that these are not real advertisements, browse around the World of Warcraft Wiki. They’re everywhere – http://www.wowwiki.com

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  82. not narutaki

    October 19, 2009 at 05:49

    ONORED DICKEIDO

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  83. JoeyZ

    October 20, 2009 at 03:21

    New one akin to the last one.

    [IMG]http://www.evony.com/evonyrb2.html?vc[/IMG]
    In a sick way it makes want to go to the page and oogle them but still…. :blush:

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  84. Bruceongames

    October 21, 2009 at 14:55

    It is not just the advertising. There is a lot more wrong with Evony as I have documented in a number of articles. Here is a summary: http://www.bruceongames.com/2009/10/19/evony-and-bruceongames/

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  85. Tiger Fan

    October 21, 2009 at 21:33

    OMG! People are being forced against their will to see clevage. This is terrible. Call in the National Guard. This is the end of civilization as we know it.

    Reply

  86. ediwn

    October 22, 2009 at 02:31

    i think the game is awesome but the ad r not

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  87. Anonymous

    October 24, 2009 at 05:16

    I can’t believe all of these Evony things. One of them even said that there were 9,000,000 players. Not to be believed, eh? Well, one thing is for certain: I saw a review for Evony, and in all honesty, it’s just a clone of a game called Travian. It’s at the very least a better, more DECENT game that is set in anchient times. Man, I feel like a walking travian add now. You can read some reviews, and if you’ve played travian, all I can say is that it’s a near exact game, and it came before Evony. I just hate how they think that we will get suckered in by their sex adds. It’s completely ludicrous.

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  88. cc

    October 25, 2009 at 19:10

    don’t look! i have not performed lust :angel:*look* :devil:

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  89. cc

    October 25, 2009 at 19:18

    *right click* :whistle: *save picture* 😆

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  90. lol

    October 29, 2009 at 19:08

    they could get sued for some of their adds, 1. because not all their own content (i expect they paid a few visits to porn sites) 2. because 1 of them contains wild flashing, causing migranes or epilepsy fits..

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  91. Family Guy

    October 31, 2009 at 20:04

    Hot girl make me want wheel, maybe if me buy wheel, me get hot girl!

    Reply

  92. Anonymous

    November 1, 2009 at 01:38

    • LazySAGamer

      November 1, 2009 at 22:16

      Thanks I have added it into the listing…

      Reply

    • Frankie

      November 7, 2009 at 20:50

      Newest.

      Reply

    • dylan

      November 14, 2009 at 02:21

      i think this stuff is bull crap it makes my game lag it is bull crap the games no good ether :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :alien: :alien:

      Reply

  93. guest

    November 2, 2009 at 02:51

    does anybody know who the two girls on the latest ad are?

    Reply

  94. Evony ads rule

    November 2, 2009 at 03:08

    me wanna know too

    Reply

  95. Todd

    November 2, 2009 at 20:57

    here’s another one http://imgur.com/V5neH.png

    Reply

  96. Anonymous

    November 2, 2009 at 23:16

    This is actually a gif, but i’ll post just this one frame, anyways, I’m confused o.o

    http://i37.tinypic.com/64jw9d.jpg

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  97. Lee

    November 3, 2009 at 17:30

    I am a student studying computer games design at uni and decided to investigate Evony.com.
    Just to see what some of these games are like etc. etc.
    The game is actually kind of cool (found myself addicted and even spent a little money on it).
    But I started to notice HUGE bandwidth use by the site as I played.
    I am not the only one either, there are comments on the evony forums about this.
    This is odd because all of the client info, the animations etc. are all downloaded in one big download at the start.
    There is no streaming media so I began to wonder what was going on.

    To cut a long story short I decided to break the law and reverse engineer Evony’s client.
    Not to cheat. Not to rip them off or even to use even a scrap of the code.
    But just to poke about a bit and find out what was going on, maybe even offer them some ways to improve things.

    Aside from the fact that the whole thing is very poorly constructed (it is really very beginner coder level stuff. Reminds me of a lot of
    what the first year students produce for assignments) it contained some very interesting information.

    Included with the client are 2 peices of tracking software that monitor your web use and which applications you have open while the client is running.
    These do not install independently on the machine though due to the limitations of flash and do not actually damage anything.
    But they harvest massive volumes of information. My firewall was blocking a lot of outgoing transmissions and it turns out that these
    were the data trying to be sent out. So they know nothing about me. lol.
    However there is a LOT of data coming IN over the ports the client uses. In otherwords it is downloading something into my cache for use later.
    I have bandiwdth restriction which slows these types of tricks down and I completely clear my cache every couple of hours if I am heavily using the net.

    I also noticed that all the varanbles etc. are named Civony still and that there are multiple references to UMGE.
    Even a couple of folders are simply called UMGE, one of these folders contains one of the spyware programs.
    So I can only guess at where the data would end up if I didnt have a good firewall.

    There are also commented out sections in the code which contain references to UMGE and Lam himself, though low on details.

    Thank you for reading this.

    Lee

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    • Poliuy

      November 3, 2009 at 23:14

      two words: thank you

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      • stejosaurus

        November 5, 2009 at 09:27

        Jeeze, glad to have people like you. I also played Evony when It first came out as Civony, and it was addictive, a nice replacement to travian, which went down after i was a long term member. I started getting the original Frame 1 and 2 ads on my own personal site, and at first didn’t see anything wrong, but once the prerogative ads started coming out I had to have a nice lengthy chat with the admins of webs.com to make sure that the ads were removed from my page. It’s not appropriate to for the younger members of my site to have to see such things. They mainly come from the game Mydinos.com, and go from seeing cartoon dinosaurs, to half naked, and even topless women on my page not only sets a bad reputation for me, but for the users of mydinos. Simply put, it gets to a level of disgust when games push the issue in a desperate cry for attention.. it’s like a 14 year old girl, who either cries and cuts herself, or goes around with the football team around her arms.

        Evony is officially the corner girl of the internet world. Shame sex appeal had to be used on a game that has literally no reference at all.

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    • not surprised

      February 26, 2010 at 22:57

      This doesn’t surprise me. About a week after no longer playing Evony (due to how slow it made my computer), my computer “died” of what I think is a virus. I can still start it on safe mode and use it properly, but I will have to format the whole thing for it to ever work properly again.

      Are they connected? I don’t know, but it really wouldn’t surprise me as I never had any problems before playing Evony.

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  98. random

    November 4, 2009 at 01:13

    DUDE I REALLY WANNA FIND OUT WHAT THE 2 CHICKS NAMES ON TAKE13 ARE!!!

    Reply

  99. Anonymous

    November 4, 2009 at 18:08

    :sick:

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  100. Chris Moors

    November 6, 2009 at 20:41

    i wanna know what all of their names are :biggrin:

    Reply

  101. morphodor

    November 6, 2009 at 20:52

    😎 :blush: :blush: :blush: :pirate: :wub: 😉 :whistle: :w00t: :tongue: :unsure: 🙂 :sleeping: :silly: :sick: :sick: :shocked: 🙁 :pouty: :alien: :angel: :angry: :blink: :blush: :cheerful: :devil: :dizzy: :ermm: :face: :getlost: :biggrin: :happy: :heart: :kissing: 😆 :ninja: :pinch:

    Find The pattern

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  102. Vedith

    November 7, 2009 at 01:09

    I am so tired of these freaking ads! It’s trash. Can’t they think of some better and less degrading way to sell their crappy game? I’m so tired of seeing women treated as sexual objects. It makes me fucking sick. :sick:

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    • Jeebus Crepes!

      November 13, 2009 at 00:55

      Oh get over it you prude, the women signed up for the pictures AND the ads. One of the models even links to the pictures from her own site stating HERSELF that they were ads for EVONY.

      Get off your prudish high horse and get a dick will you? Just like saying “porn degrades women” WTFever… These women sign up for it, and if that is not good reason enough then you simply fail at empowering females because you would be claiming they are too weak minded to make their own decisions, so go crawl under the rock you came from ugly.

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      • LazySAGamer

        November 13, 2009 at 01:15

        Got a link to the ladies website to check this out?

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  103. sercet message

    November 7, 2009 at 08:36

    🙂 :sleeping: 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 :sleeping: 🙂 :sleeping: 🙂 :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: 🙂 :sleeping: 🙂 🙂 🙂 :sleeping: 🙂 :sleeping: :sleeping: 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

    A sercet message is encoded

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  104. Heineko Kaze

    November 8, 2009 at 10:37

    So… Evony… Desperate much? :blink:

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  105. Fail

    November 8, 2009 at 11:13

    When I clicked on anonymous’s link I got the very same ad as he posted >.>

    Reply

  106. Zachary Nicoll

    November 14, 2009 at 02:06

    Has anyone ever used tineye.com? Here are the links to the original photos I could find. Including those two blondes for you guys.
    http://www.istockphoto.com/stock-photo-5923836-lingerie-model.php
    http://bit.ly/9EVbKK
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/53732563@N00/3975587709/
    http://bit.ly/bvheOG
    You’re welcome.

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  107. seriously

    November 14, 2009 at 02:13

    seriously. evony doesn’t even HAVE anything CLOSE to these naked girls.
    it was only good in the first week, too. now it’s a grind. worse than runescape
    far worse than maplestory

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  108. zorkon

    November 15, 2009 at 01:58

    Wow… I’ve seen all of these ads around… over a thousand times. I play a flash game, it’s there. I check my email, it’s on the sidebar. I chat with my friends, it pops up. I read an article on miley cyrus… (don’t judge!) it’s there. The worst (or best) part is, even when you do moderate safe search for google and others, they still show up because it’s not technically porn. I don’t know if i love it, or hate it… EH!!! :angel: :devil: :pirate: :ninja: :sick:

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  109. Abby

    November 15, 2009 at 05:55

    This seriously makes me not want to play it anymore. And it’s embarrassing when I try to log on to Evony and my mom or little sister is here and they get to see some slut’s boobs. It’s disgusting.

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  110. wil i am

    November 15, 2009 at 05:57

    omg i saw 1advert i dont remember when but it said like naughty fun or some shit! can u belive it! its nothing like that!!

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  111. Ken Ober

    November 17, 2009 at 06:44

    :biggrin: :biggrin: :cwy: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

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  112. Snider

    November 17, 2009 at 15:27

    first time i have seen a picture of this evony with the girls i thought it was a porno site! just embarassing how they changed there pictures,

    But.. i have to say that the chicks are looking good.

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  113. Hummy

    November 18, 2009 at 01:01

    I’m been seeing this and wondering what the hell?

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  114. LightingWiiZord(Evony/Civony player)

    November 18, 2009 at 05:05

    I play Evony/Civony and it is really addictive but when someone I know was disgusted by me playing Evony/Civony I really wondered why but I started looking around today and I see why: Hot girls from porn sites. I’ve got to admit they are hot and pretty, it was terrible for such a awesome game to do such terrible things like this. Also I heard from certain contacts (would be sued if named) told me that they are about to raise a contract with the website: “http://www.naughtyallie.com” .
    (Hot girls who would never thought to be advertising for amtuer strategy games.)

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  115. nick

    November 18, 2009 at 09:41

    i have always seen these adds if i want to see naked chicks ill just go on the internet , i always knew this game was dodgey , they should be taken down somehow since game is spyware im pretty sure its illegal some iphone apps were harvesting phone numbers and there in deep shit.

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  116. fedmich

    November 19, 2009 at 05:45

    Good job compiling it 🙂
    but I think there are at least 2 more ads missing from the list.

    Here’s one more
    http://www.evonygamers.com/images/Evony19.jpg

    and the other one is I remember the girl on Take 14,16 has done another pose. if I found it, I’ll post it here

    Reply

  117. James

    November 20, 2009 at 19:26

    Hey Evonny is one of many korean games that companies have set up so lazy americans will play but then get pissed cuz they aint high level and buy everything from the ingame store

    Reply

  118. alex

    November 20, 2009 at 21:27

    doed anyone know the name of the latest evony ad girl in white tank top? pls say it here if u know ^^

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  119. me

    November 21, 2009 at 19:10

    I HATE THE EVONY ADS!
    I do not stand alone in the protest of these racy advertisements.
    It is unacceptable to post these half naked women, touching themselves, in nothing but a bra. I know that you didn’t make these ads, but I request that you stop supporting the Evony company.
    Their marketing tactics are violating my rights as a woman!
    They make me feel like I am an object.
    They exploit women’s bodies as nothing but a ploy!
    You are decorating your site with porno adverts. These women are touching themselves, and this has NOTHING to do with the game. Evony doesn’t feature any princesses, damsels to be saved, or ‘discrete’ sexual entertainment.
    Until you refuse to approve of this corrupt, degrading, objectifying, sexist advertisements I will stop visiting your website. :angry:

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    • coolest

      November 23, 2009 at 13:08

      No one gives a shit we like sexy woman and its not like u’re doing the ad so fark off.

      Reply

    • coolest

      November 23, 2009 at 13:09

      We love sexy woman and “me” its not like u’re doing the fking ad so stfu. Those who want to do the ad its their prob and let them be

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    • Sarah

      November 26, 2009 at 07:35

      Instead of crying over web adverts, you could get off your computer and try to make a ‘real’ change.

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    • LazySAGamer

      November 26, 2009 at 08:05

      I actually missed this comment before.

      Honestly I see nothing wrong with women being models and making a good living from doing adverts like this. I do not pretend to judge them or dictate my morals upon them.

      They also cannot violate your rights as a woman, you are not being forced to model wearing nothing but bra’s.

      You are also not a regular visitor so your threat to never return is baseless… but seeing as your email is also false I just ranted to myself..

      See who’s the fool now :blush:

      And now we can get back to our regular programming

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  120. Really Cool Kid

    November 22, 2009 at 08:11

    No one gives a shit, above poster.

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  121. guest

    November 24, 2009 at 03:58

    The two girls in the ad are Sarah Scotford and Amy Lynn Grover.

    Reply

  122. koopeh

    November 24, 2009 at 13:16

    so do we get to see big titties?

    Reply

  123. evony hater

    December 12, 2009 at 05:29

    ^ that would be good and bad. I mean if we finally see the ads for naked girls that would be cool, but heck i cant imagine my self just browsing the net with those ads around and my mum, sis or father see me!!! that would suck

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  124. Evony player.

    December 13, 2009 at 22:54

    I read somthing else like this before about some guy gathering information up about evony to sue them. The ads have been pupblished without the girls being notifed about it. They stole it our the web or somthing like that.

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  125. Evony player.

    December 13, 2009 at 22:55

    I read about some guy gathering information about evony to take them to cout. Evony ads (One with girls in) Should be aloud there done without the girls permission to use them, They stole them off the internet some how.

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  126. Charred Bacon

    December 16, 2009 at 02:06

    You know i was never interested in this game because I was playing LOTRO at the time. But I thought this was a porno game for the longest time because i never seen the original background. :blink:

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  127. Itsme

    December 19, 2009 at 12:56

    More Tits 🙂

    new banner: http://bit.ly/cXpVGl

    leads to:
    http://www.evony.com/evonygc2.html

    Reply

  128. p33Z

    December 20, 2009 at 10:57

  129. cooldude

    December 25, 2009 at 18:12

    anyone know the name of the model in the white tank top? (currently the latest ad) ^^

    Reply

  130. miss coconut

    December 29, 2009 at 00:53

    Found today; compiled into a bad .GIF animation by me,–the ad is a smooth flash animation: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2634/4223688656_7b8aaa32af_o.gif

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  131. aax

    December 29, 2009 at 18:53

    who is “12 girl”?

    Reply

  132. cambot

    December 31, 2009 at 04:52

    I wanna have $e/ wit all after take 5 :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
    /

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  133. cambot

    December 31, 2009 at 04:52

    x* srry

    Reply

  134. Spooky

    January 7, 2010 at 03:48

    Guess what i now find a Evony advertisment at the bottom of the page advertising in a new way

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  135. SALLADIN

    February 1, 2010 at 08:25

    I played this game for over 4 months closer to 5 months in total, I reached it’s peaks that it allows one to reach without wasting real cash on it, and I recently quit it…
    my opinion and impression is that it’s a very addictive game, it makes you want to reach the targets of becoming strong which can take around 2 or 3 months depending on the time you spend playing it only in the end when you do become strong to get very boring and mechanical and everyone who has a clear head realizes that it’s a complete waste of time therefore they quit!
    The game itself advertises that they have over 15 Million registered users scattered in over 130 servers (each server they boast has over 100 000 players) but the truth is that they dont have more than 300 000 from all over the world who play it actively and they are scattered throughout those 130 servers.
    the good points of the game in my opinion is meeting people making new friends but beyond that it’s a failiure in both graphics as well as the game (you basically will never see any fighting going on it’s just imaginary and that’s what makes it addictive). As for the adds portraying girls with cleavage begging you to register in order to save them the closest you will ever get to seeing one in the game is comparable with chances of going to the moon without a space shuttle, so you judge it for yourself! :angel:

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  136. LuckySoB

    February 6, 2010 at 03:18

    I did play this stupid game last year(it was still called Civony). I sheer irony of it all was that I met a beautiful girl while online. I figure I won the game! I saved my lover! :whistle:
    The actual game itself is a cheap chinese :pirate: ripoff of some real games made by real developers with real lawyers looking for some UMGE blood. :silly:

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  137. JR Salazar

    February 12, 2010 at 09:12

    Evony is the AOL of the 2010’s.

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  138. Libra

    February 19, 2010 at 14:39

    It’s funny, because the game sucks.

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  139. Uncle

    February 19, 2010 at 14:44

    Probably the best ad campaign on the internets.

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  140. fizix

    February 21, 2010 at 08:52

    http://www.gossipgamers.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/evony2-400×220.jpg

    http://www.gossipgamers.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/evony-ad-3.jpg

    I found these here:
    http://www.gossipgamers.com/evony-ad-girl-will-get-naked-someday/

    I believe the second link I provided is actually take two.

    And I know you’re missing at least one gif that is basically a moving screen of gameplay.

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  141. Remko

    March 5, 2010 at 18:39

  142. someone

    March 8, 2010 at 17:45

    still waiting for full frontal nude Evony ads.

    Reply

  143. Bgavs

    March 14, 2010 at 05:52

  144. Fasddd

    March 20, 2010 at 17:44

    Its ridiculous, but also extremely successful. Look how many players they’ve managed to scrunge up. I played before and during the highly misleading ads, and saw people in the chatroom asking “Where are the chicks” and “Who wants to cyber”. lol

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  145. SSFF6B

    March 25, 2010 at 04:44

  146. Asmodeus

    March 31, 2010 at 12:29

    Haha! The “Evony Online” ad campaign is an experiment in the effectiveness of advertising. Where did you think such a crap game would get the funds for hiring B-grade porn stars? The radical changes seen in each consecutive ad are experimental: some get more click over x amount of time and on y sites then others. :devil:

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    • joeychainsaw

      May 15, 2010 at 17:12

      you dont need funds “to hire b-grade porn stars”
      these are stock photos.. from a monthly pay service.. which means you can sign up for one month… download thousands of photos and be covered for any use of them

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      • Asmodeus

        June 1, 2010 at 08:31

        My point exactly – It’sexperimental. They have certainly not gained much monetary profit from people who have played “Evony Online”!

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  147. Jakkanoryz

    April 2, 2010 at 15:20

    the best i have ever seen, its interactive. you can make the parts bigger 🙂 🙂 🙂
    http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x99/Faiylen/lol/evonylol.png

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  148. Steph

    April 18, 2010 at 02:58

    I am SO sick of these ads! NOT EVERYONE IS A STRAIGHT MALE AND I HATE SEEING TITS EVERY TIME I GO ON A WEBSITE!!!! Not to meantion how awkward it is when someone looks over your shoulder like “w…t…f are you looking at?”

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    • sophie

      May 12, 2010 at 19:25

      i aggree even though im not a boy i hat seeing this and its embaressing for girls and me!!!! i feel sick now :shocked: :sick: :dizzy: :ermm: :unsure: :wassat:

      Reply

      • claudia

        May 30, 2010 at 01:55

        i agree, it’s hard enough to be a girl and go on gaming sites in general (bc a lot of commenters are immature sexist idiots) but then you see an ad like this and it’s like, this wasn’t written by a 13yo boy, this was made by an actual COMPANY…who must have all agreed that it was ok to take a shit on anyone who’s not a straight male

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        • Asmodeus

          June 1, 2010 at 08:34

          I’m a straight male with a libido a mile wide, and I still hate these ads – despicable, talentless.
          But it matters not to the company – every click on every ad is added to a comparative database.

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  149. Zeirce

    April 29, 2010 at 02:29

    They’re trying SOO hard to get her naked. xD God, why don’t they just post some titties already and get it over with? LOL.

    Reply

  150. LeChatNoir

    May 1, 2010 at 17:11

    No, I think take 19 is from Second Life

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  151. omg

    May 3, 2010 at 05:03

    :w00t: plees give me some porn

    Reply

  152. BlasTuAwaY

    May 13, 2010 at 19:40

    I… cannot… believe how desprate these Evony people are… What is this world coming to? Porn on role play ads today, Gangsta’s on Dora tomorrow… :devil:

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  153. 0xym0ron

    May 26, 2010 at 09:30

    The internet IS for porn. People just don’t give a damn about civilization MMORPGs anymore. Where did everything go?

    Ah, which reminds me, you could get into several bad situations. If your child, wife, girlfriend walked into the room..

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  154. killer face

    June 6, 2010 at 00:31

    guess what new advertisement that the ad makers just made says. “click on the body parts to create your ideal woman.” the picture is just a girl with light up breasts. as always. :shocked:

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  155. moo

    June 8, 2010 at 00:55

    uh he wasent supporting it he was saying it’s wrong and how this is all the bad pictures

    Reply

  156. SSFF6B

    June 18, 2010 at 21:13

    They didn’t just post another ad, NO! They made a whole website (that links back to Evony) http://in.tk.koramgame.com/template/new-nvsg/?u=102302&u2=tkonakt0154

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  157. P33Z

    June 28, 2010 at 10:24

  158. not tellin u

    June 29, 2010 at 05:37

    evony sucks!!!!!!!!! they make me :sick: !!!!!!!!! using near naked woman to advertise is sick gross and wrong :angry: !!!!! i hate those stupid idiots :angry: !!!!! we all should sue them 4 all they got then they cant advertise nude people 4 their site, heck, they wont have a site 🙂 !!!!!!well make them pay!!!!! because what they did was wrongand theyll regret ever doing it ,theyll end up poor and miserable all because they did that. so their sunk!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂

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  159. lol

    July 13, 2010 at 04:44

    hahahahahaha

    Reply

  160. Anonymous

    July 16, 2010 at 15:58

    :dizzy: The pictures on this site are the same as the ones elsewhere on the internet, and are just as bad. :sick:

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  161. Anonymous

    July 16, 2010 at 16:09

    :ninja: I know how to block Evony ads (and other ads) from your browser.
    1. Get OpenDNS at http://www.opendns.com/ It’s free.
    2. Get Google Chrome at http://www.google.com/chrome It’s also free.
    3. In Chrome, right-click next to an Evony ad and click “Inspect Element.”
    4. Expand the tag containing the ad (You will know it has the ad because it will turn blue when your mouse is over it). Keep expanding the tags until you find an <embed> or <iframe> tag
    5. Copy the “src” for the tag and block it with OpenDNS

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  162. I HATE EVONY

    July 19, 2010 at 20:45

    I played Evony for 6 months. When the ad was the first one, that ad was fine with me. Then i go and i am on the net checking my email…..and guess what pops up!! A half-naked woman was on the side of my screen with the word EVONY on it! I was sickened. I had posted a link to evony on my site, and i removed it the day after i saw that! I hope evony gets what is coming to them! They should have kept the first ad, but they went WAY too far. it is so sick!! it makes me want to vomit!! evony, i have one thing to say to you, KISS MY ASS YOU JUST LOST A CUSTOMER! :shocked: :angry:

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  163. ur boy

    August 14, 2010 at 15:03

    whoaaaaah whos take 17 soz shes a babe

    Reply

  164. these ad's creator

    December 17, 2010 at 01:05

    Sex also sell beer, liquor, web hosting, video games, fast food, and your mom… you putz

    Reply

  165. Meh

    December 18, 2010 at 21:31

    You mean boob trap :alien:

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  166. Wild Bill

    December 27, 2010 at 23:58

    There are newer ads out now with no cleavage, but I dont really care. Evony rocks! I met a bunch of chicks playing online.

    Reply

  167. Trantor

    December 28, 2010 at 00:01

    There ads now look cooler. I wonder if they are starting to hear our concerns with the boob ads.

    Here’s a new one now: http://www.evony.com/evonyea19.html

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  168. Mateusz82

    July 14, 2013 at 05:26

    Play discreetly? Is that to differentiate it from all the games you play ostentatiously?

    Reply

  169. Just Me

    December 15, 2013 at 14:23

    Got to love ad blockers.

    Reply

  170. HungryHoodlum

    June 19, 2014 at 23:04

    It’s still going on, with Wartune and League of Angels following in its footsteps unfortunately…

    Reply

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